My respect for Queen Anne has really nosedived. All those houses? She didn't build ANY of them.

This cause is close to my Tassie heart - please sign: Mental health services in lutruwita have been devastated by this closure. We need the govt to live up to its duty of care. 🩷✊💙#mentalhealth #publichealth #ausunions www.megaphone.org.au/petitions/ke...

I just had that moment we all dream of, where your phone rings and someone nearby goes oh - what's that cool song? And thus I have introduced my physio to The Specials.

Tiges had their moments early, we dared to dream. Tough games ahead. Relieved to see Izzy Bacon run out the game, after I announced she'd done an AC. #AFLW

I recently sold some of these stickers online. And I just found a message from the buyer; "Our sons love this! Buff is my father in law, recently diagnosed with dementia. I showed him the sticker and it made him laugh so hard ❤️" #peckers #SANFL

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

Bah, nothing at all for my fat idiot

Tiges did better than expected this #AFLM season so I don't think this is performance-related; but I will be happy to see the back of it. The league is so overbearing and GF day is Boys Club Christmas. Having had a moan: good luck Cats and Lions supporters tomorrow and carnatiges #AFLW on Sunday.

Check it out, Frisp Heads

Huntington's disease has been successfully treated for the first time, doctors tell BBC

Need a spell/incantation/pressure point thing to silence workmate for just 15-20 mins. Ideally he's unharmed but not essential.

I can't remember if @musicbrownlow.bsky.social ever did The Models but my votes are 3. this one 2. I Hear Motion 1. Two Cabs To The Toucan youtu.be/ZwOX_pfUaC8?...

Hovering was banned in rugby league in 1912 and it should stay banned. Just my 2¢

My many enemies will be furious to know that I found a luxurious new hat at the bus station

Now I have a fucked-up right shoulder it suddenly occurs to me that I for my whole life I've been putting on coats and shirts left arm first. Right arm first feels wrong, weird and borderline illegal.

Saw the Premier in the milk / frozen aisle at Coles, looking knackered. All good, carry on.

Well, it's official. The startup I work/ed for is calling in the liquidators this afternoon. So if you have a job for me, please do let me know. Here's my Linkedin if you wanna know my skillset: www.linkedin.com/in/linkedind...

OH at work: They get the skins made in China and they stuff them in Australia. Not one of the all-time great OH@Ws but then my hearing isn't what it used to be.

When Trump dies and the tweets and texts, and tweets that were meant to texts, all stop... how are these performatively evil dummies going to know what the script is?

In the last month I have re-signed-in to The Guardian one thousand times.

WALK FAST LOOK MAD , TRUST ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

I understand toast I understand crumpets But please tell my why There's a skip full of trumpets

Great post combo and new nickname for the pope @joparkerbear.bsky.social

Ruby looks at me like I look at a pile of washing up.

Ruby looks at me like I look at a pile of washing up.

I'm enjoying the mayhem as the comms try to deal with Rayner playing on Brayden Maynard #AFL

Jamie Elliot's mark just there had a little bit of Christ's Descent From The Cross going on.

The AFL is on NOW?

USA at the "Ted Cruz: Voice of Reason" stage already.

Off to the Tasmanian SFL Premier League GF today at North Hobart Oval, in horizontal icy rain. And I'll tell you what, when the stadium is built this event will not be welcome in there. Too low status. Footy will continue to be played outdoors all over Hobart, often while the stadium is empty.

Early in the 2nd Q, Gunston claimed a mark 1 metre out over Henry but Henry got a free (for being outmuscled and slipping). Gunston went to the bench and gave the 4th umpire a serve to the point Brett Ratten had to tackle him and drag him away. Cue ten Geelong goals. #afl

Cats tonight by 19 joyless points #AFL

Bruh

Just starting Alan Davies' book 'Just Ignore Him' and the introduction ends; "We can only be certain, after all, that we have each other's stories and just in case there is no Kingdom of Heaven we best make sure we don't carry too many burdens while we are here, and share our tales among ourselves".

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

I am strong on the bend but I have quite a flat hop (watching #athletics)

Mabior Chol, Norm Smith Medallist. It just sounds right. #footy

Fuck this I'm going prawn mode [I will not be elucidating this, whatever you imagine is what it is]

Fascism back then wasn't more dignified just because all the photos are in black and white. Today's dumb Nazis would fit right in with yesterday's dumb Nazis

And with that, the FCC left Disney alone forever

1/2 I absolutely love these photos from King Island's Grassy Football Netball Club presentation night. Photographer Lisa Wood.

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

Susssssan Ley reckons Australians are "too dependent on Government welfare payments" Conveniently forgetting that she got caught using taxpayer funds to fly across the country to buy a fucking investment property from another corporate welfare leech Absolute air head

I have a brand guide for a line of Hasbro toys; the early section of it is more finished than the later part. I'm now reading a photo caption towards the back that says Strawberry Cow and thinking "Come on man, her name is MOOTILDA"

Was there ever a price premium for "quality music"? Somehow there is broad agreement to pay more for "quality wine". But we expect to pay the same at JB Hifi for OK Computer and for That's What I'm Talking About (2004) by Shannon Noll.

Why is she bothering WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING SARAH

I only just heard about the passing of Maru, world famous box-loving Japanese cat. Go well you tubby legend.

Tuesday morning vibe www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp0k...

Am I the only one seeing the subtitle THIS WANTON WIND BENDS THE BEGONIA wtf

An incredibly impressive person I've never heard of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_C....