It's shit. Anyone remember when Lion Nathan bought a bunch of pubs in Melbourne and badged them all Tooheys New, and no one bought their products so they had to sell them all again within a few years? Good times.

We are awash with them too, or at least the Yarra is.

Scientifically proven and taken from a peer reviewed journal.

Farken West Ham. No doubt in my mind they are going down 😥.

At this point they would probably lose to Plymouth on current form.

Very sad about this. An extraordinary person, one of the most resilient humans you'll find. Never gave up, always pushed boundaries. Vale Alex Zanardi.

Why does every pizza review on Instagram feature a dipping sauce for the pizza. Since when were dipping sauces needed for pizza?

I'll pop that Brisbane whiteboard thing in the "shit that isn't news" folder. From what I saw, it was just stating the bleeding obvious.

Bloody hell! Clutch city! #AFLCrowsPort

Solo parenting this weekend. Wish me luck.

Bogans. They will happily sit through 5 days of test match cricket and be satisfied with a draw. Up in arms when there's a draw in the footy.

Fuck yes!

A week of the incredible dull arguments in the media around draws in football. Leave the game alone.

28 shots on goal to 18. How bizarre. And Collingwood scored 2 more goals than Hawthorn as well. Such a crazy game

Nothing flatter than a draw!

Well played Collingwood. Their backline was epic. Should have been their win.

Watson tackle was superb. The umpires are blind.

Umpires. Pricks.

Bad kicking is bad football. Hawks don't deserve to win this game. #aflpieshawks

Good grief

That's rough. I would imagine this might be his last year. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

How has no one identified this cowardly Ozzy Osborne lookalike yet?

Taking our second car in for a service. Only 3 years overdue. #SecondCarSyndrome

Mick Martyn on front bar. Hope they are doing subtitles.

Looks exactly as I expected. Also still mooches off his parents. As you'd imagine.

How embarrassing.

Spent most of today in my corporate office looking out the window and day dreaming about being in a non-corporate job. It was great.

A government is only as good as their opposition. A strong opposition drives a stronger government...and if it doesn't then the government invariably changes. I've never known a time in state or federal politics where the opposition has been so weak.

I was briefed into a project yesterday that has a 2 week delivery date, which is unlikely for us to be able to meet. They've been working on this project for a whole year and only thought to bring me in yesterday. And I'm the villain 🤷‍♂️.

The comments section on the post from this business is heartwarming. Dentists offering free fixes, martial arts joints offering the lady free self defense classes, and just general community support being offered for both the business and the waitress.

The grass wasn't greener after all.

There's one born every minute.

This is the state of footy media. Just journalists floating fictional scenarios up as news to grab clicks. This week's formula = <trending topic> + <absurd scenario>. They can really just say anything they want without any base to it these days. Even Eddie McGuire fell for this one.

This is very odd. What's the juice?

#AFL Review Centre (ARC) should be renamed. I would go with the following: Footage Assisted Review Centre (FARC). And I would then get commentators to use the acronym as a verb. "Was that touched? Let's FARC it". "MakeFootyGreatAgain

Here are two my my favourite saying: - If you have nothing to say, say nothing at all - Silence is golden People are using AI single handedly to make these saying extinct.

The amount of faux outrage in my part of Melbourne for the McDonalds opening on High Street, Northcote, is hilarious. Will have zero impact on most people, but they are still all up in arms. Funny story - the site was where we had our engagement party booked, until it burned down 2 weeks prior!

One of the very few unchanged shops on Brunswick street. Timeless.

I absolutely love this. It's been a core consideration as we look for schools. Pen and paper, paint, physical books - this is all a young mind needs. Too many adults can't even read a map these days without the blue dot. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Gambling is gross. Years ago I worked for Gil's mob, and every second Thursday there would be a stand-up meeting to discuss what campaigns we could execute to best leverage the next week's pension payment day.

How's 70-odd yo Mick just casually cracking a young bloke on the head a coupla time like it's nothing! What a boss!

Now this is how you sell a laminator

Footy media fascinated by Ginny consuming honey during a match. When I played ammos over 20 years ago, I always had a squeezey bottle of capilano honey in my bag for before a game and half-time. Ahead of the times I was, apparently.

New Zealand is on the forefront of end of the night drunk food innovation

Were the Asics runners not a clue of is plans?

Great story about a gallery owner who looked at the stuff on the wall and went “I can make that shit, and sell it” www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

The tailgating on the M1 is something else. I still remain steadfast that if the cops focused on booking drivers for tailgating, ahead of more petty things, the states revenue would go through the roof. As it stands, I don't think a motorist has been booked for tailgating since the horse and cart.

Peter Ford announces his departure from Melbourne, drops the mic, picks it up again, asked if we heard what he said, taps the mic, says he’s not coming back…asks if we are listening..

One can dream.

It looked great in the 60s. What happened?