"When you combine how annoying these tours are with how insufferable Karl is, it will be unbearable." chaser.com.au/general-news...

Adios Karl. No word from coward Eddie McGuire yet, so he's obviously holding out that ARN will keep the radio show going.

From what I've seen on Instagram, the Cherry Tree has been murdered.

"I like both types, country and western"

I still remember seeing Daryl perform at a Spring Racing Carnival event years ago. He sang horse, then proceeded to sing a different song before some yob yelled out at the top of his voice, as clear as a bell: "play Horses again or fuck off".

Karlture

Absolutely superb work by @skyelark.bsky.social: Hanson's massive non-English speaking figure includes 100,000 babies. Yes, really. thepoint.com.au/factchecks/2...

My Facebook post from 9 years ago is still very current.

I hope the same applied to Ubers who accept your fare, hit "pickup" to see location, and then immediately cancel.

The Karl Klux Klan is up and running.

Sometimes a catchy 3 to 6 word headline just isn't enough.

What's with Trump and building walls?

Played like absolute lions at the back. Well done Ghana.

I don't think it's Ghana be coming home this year either.

That was poor from Kane. Love to see it.

What's the deal with these Ghana socks? Are they made from tissue paper?

As NPS drains the Reflecting Pool for repairs, thunderstorms and strong rains work to replenish the water.

Bucks icon. Delivered a trophy to a small-market team. Chapeau, Giannis. Enjoy retirement a Del Boca Vista.

Until now Donald though Algae was a north African country.

Gutter journalism is getting your journalists to take a counter position as rage bait to drive traffic. And these grotesque "journalists" willingly oblige. But, as good as it is that she has been suspended, there was a whole team behind her cheering her on. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I am getting increasingly elevated passive aggressive emails from our HR team because I haven't uploaded my photo to our new system. I'll give it another month or so, and then load up a photo of Lloyd Christmas.

I reckon the UK should bring in Sam Allardyce for the rest of the year as interim PM, he'll grind out some good results and steady the ship.

Old mate #LinkedInLunatic is at it again! Gyms are probably at their busiest at 6am and 6pm, so yeah, this does not really check out!

Is it just me, or are there more people walking around with dogs in prams these days?

I'm sorry, what? This is a private legal matter, why do we need footy media with no legal education and no knowledge of the case, commenting on it? Shit question.

This is kind of cool, I hope Melbournites start using it a bit, I can already see a few places I know are bad that have had close passes logged and crappy infrastructure noted. I think its done by the same person who maintains the vicbug app which is pretty decent for route finding.

OK we can add "ripping out a state of the art filtration system for the reflecting pool because Obama installed it" to the list of things Trump has done out of absolute bitter jealousy of the first Black president.

There's never been so many flight searches to Fiji from the Gold Coast.

I still have trauma watching Iran from the 1997 MCG game.

This is an extraordinary game. From 0-16 to 16-16, and there's still 11 mins left in the first half. #nrlstormraiders

Canberra are putting on a clinic. #nrlstormraiders

I give this Tunisia coach 20 mins before he is fired out of a canon. #tunjap

You know you're in a Brunswick playground when you hear: "Atlas, time to get in the car and go and see Aldo and Lemon"

One Nation. Monocuntural.

Hydration break

Good to see that the German manager has gone all out with his outfit today. #gerciv

Anyone know anything about Clean Break Brewing? Looks like they are setting up at 488 High Street Preston.

Goalkeeper has cramp from all that running he's been doing.

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Socceroos scarf hung up. Tartan army scarf installed. C'mon Scotland, let's get them right in the haggis.

That second half was positive, so let's all forget that dire first half and move into the next match with confidence. Also, let's hope we get a less shit ref who knows how to properly hydrate themselves. #socceroos

Poch has gone full Russell Crowe. #usaaus

Stop wasting time Ref! Yellow card. #usaaus

Harry Souttar #usaaus

FFS, what a missed opportunity! So far the most valuable contributor to this game for the #Socceroos has been Popa's black tie on his black shirt. #usaaus

We are quite plucky now, but it's still not getting us anywhere. #usaaus

Is there anything more satisfying than seeing Damien Hardwick pissed off? Hang it in the Louvre.

Bit of local shopping this afternoon.

These Hawthorn jumpers are horrible. Should be put in the bin.