Nothing more nauseating than politicians staging photos/interactions for the hot camera to convey (faux) empathy. I'm looking at you Jacinta and Jess.

Oh no not this shite again

COYI! Nothing better than beating the Spuds.

AO Opening Ceremony? Oh do fuck off.

IPAs and ice hockey. Great combo. Didn't even have to leave the postcode.

The joys of switching from a swedish car to a Japanese car. Volvo replacement headlight bulb = $230 for one bulb. Toyota replacement headlight bulb = $36 for TWO bulbs.

What an oddly specific recommendation.

From what I've learnt in the last 24 hours, people only ever use hazard lights if their car is about to wash away into the sea.

Ruin a band by changing one letter Meaty Oaf

Please make all the Demon and Sinner puns for the Tennis stop. Tennis. Insufferable until the last few games.

Thought I would open the window to get some fresh air into the house, and the wind then blew my computer monitor onto my lap. That's a new one.

A great band continuing to hit bangers.

Just realised I haven't experienced a paper jam at the photocopier in a long time.

What a day. Tony Tardio has had his car stolen, and been sacked by 3AW. On your bike Tone!

Annual headline.

I have a feeling Jess Wilson is going to '1999 Steve Bracks it' in November, but that is okay, because it also means Carlton are going to beat Essendon in a prelim and then get spanked in a grand final.

Nice of Jess Wilson to bring the fireys two slabs of cat piss (Great Northern).

It's the start of the year, so I've de-cluttered my desktop (via Control+Alt-Delete) and now feel like a new man capable of taking on the world. Time for a nap.

Watch TS win his case and be freed. It's like a template for the famous.

Now Adelaide Wrongers Week. A good lesson here for those who wish to needlessly censor.

Adults should not be saying "yummy" to describe food. I'll die on this hill.

The Adelaide Righters Festival.

has just had the last cup of tea from the 200 tea-bag Tetleys mega-pack...what a ride that was...

Could this day get any worse.

Put off going to the gym at lunch (39C), banking on a cool change at 4pm. Looks like it'll be 43C when I go. FFS.

I've been logged out of my work emails on my phone. I've been logged out of my authenticator app on my phone, which I need to get into my emails. Went through the forgotten passwords route on the authenticator app, and it told me to grab the code from the very authenticator app I can't access 🫠

Looks like someone is trying to engineer their way out again 🤣

Yuk.

First office day for 2026. It's Jan 8 now so hopefully the "happy new year, how was your break" smalltalk is dead in the water. 🤐

Inbox at zero. Starting the year with strong OCD and extremely irritable every-time someone emails me and ruins my inbox zero zen state.

FFS. And the goal we scored wasn't even scored by West Ham. What a disaster of a season. Sullivan and Brady OUT. #COYI #OffToTheChampionship

Beat the heat with a quick morning run and gym....or at least I thought I did, but I look like a beetroot in the mirror. FFS. Winter👏👏👏Winter 👏👏👏

I imagine insurance premiums around Banyule will be going crazy for a fair while now.

My tolerance for summer has never been lower. Horrid out there and it's not even tomorrow yet.

There's two reasons I will be WFH tomorrow. 1) it's going to be too hot. I don't want to have to wear pants. 2) I want to avoid the first-day-back holiday smalltalk. I have no interest in your summer in Rye. 3) I can't count.

Well done to Steve Smith for scoring his century before James Brayshat starts his stint on the mic.

Door-to-door fundraiser did a fancy rhythmic knock on the door. Wouldn't have thought so. I'll wait this out under the bed.

I think my favourite part of this video is when he says "this one is not funny" and then someone laughs in the background! www.facebook.com/share/r/1BFG...

Bloody hell, what a complete balls up over at Celtic! Martin O'Neill back for a new set of tracksuits.

Amorim sacked. Well parked Ruben, engineered a payout nicely. #ManUre

She really does cover all the big issues.

Sam Groth "to retire". Can you retire when you've been around for 5 minutes?

Is there a bigger catch you next Tuesday out there than Jack Henderson?

Of course Wolves get their first win of the season against West Ham 🙄. We're going down 👇.

After removing Maduro, the USA will finally be able to bring freedom to millions of barrels of oil.

This looks like AI slop to me.

January 3. Another day further on from having to read peoples' long-winded 2025 reflection posts. Thank fuck that era is over.

These butterflies are off to a fine start in 2026. 🎷 🔥

There's still people out there saying "dope" instead of "great".

Saw a kangaroo and her joey. Was good. Would recommend.