Facebook allows dick pics now.

Little bit of karma. A house we were locked in negotiations for a few months back has finally sold for WAY UNDER our final offer. Enjoy ya greedy pricks!

Just about done with footy!

RBA displays misunderstanding of basic economics. Just a truly disgraceful decision

Dear RBA. Fuck off. Kindest regards, Brother Amos

So unbelievably bad.

Both cars need petrol. Price per litre is $2.20. Same price it's been for most of the last few years. Not a soul at the petrol station. Relax.

Happy St.Pats.

This still blows my mind.

Aaaaand back in Melbourne. Top weekend. The lessons from this trip to Sydney: Paddington - dull AF Marrrickville - awesome Until next time Sydney. Btw there's a place in Sydenham (Sydney) called Sippenham. All about that.

Marrickville-bound for lots of paddles. 🍻

If you expend more calories than you consume, any beer is fine. No need for the long-winded article.

These Geelong jumpers without the Ford logo on the back look like counterfeit merch.

There's a store at the airport that has a self-serve terminal, but nothing has barcodes on it so you still need to get a staff member to ring the item through. Good stuff!

Well that's a new one. Every time I open the window in this Uber the driver immediately shuts it! Apparently he doesn't like "dirty air". Wait till he sees my rating!

No wind at training for the Hawks tonight.

The Chols Royce is running smoothly tonight. #afldonshawks

Tom Lynch has been a fine replacement for Charlie Curnow at Carlton. A real match winner for them.

I didn't end up watching the footy last night because the broadcast standards frustrate new. Continual poor camera shot selections (stop with the close-ups, we want to see the play unfold). Extremely poor quality commentary from the boys club. #FuckOffKnackers

What time is the ticker-tape parade down Lygon St for Carlton's big percentage-boosting 4 point win against a bunch of kids and a forward who can't kick? Asking for a friend.

Beer Deluxe is now Good Nature Hotel. Looks totally shite. goodnaturehotel.com.au

Big day in the office today. They finally removed all the COVID hand washing instructions stickers from the bathroom.

This is all very silly.

Politicians sure do go nuts for arbitrary city rankings.

Bloody hell!

A bloke has rolled up to work after long service leave with a full head of hair. Was previously bald. Some people sit around and waste their leave, good on him for getting out there and exploring Turkey.

4yo daughter "Dadda, humans can only live to 100" Me - "some live longer" "Yeah but if they do they get a sore tummy" Fair enough. #DadLyf

Another reason not to fly one of the worst airlines in the world.

The toilet paper of COVID

This is one of the better newly designed jumpers I've seen. I'd be straight over to the merch tent if I was a Port fan.

The good old days

The ratings strategy in full flight

Oh boy that fire in Glasgow was quite something overnight 😥

That "knock knock" schtick St.Kilda are now rolling with is one of the lamest things I've seen in sport.

FFS just call him a "former Socceroo".

How therapeutic is a Monday morning without the rush? Perfection.

St.Kilda don't look anywhere near fit enough. No point having big signings if you can't play out a full game.

I don't understand the appeal of the Gorringe drip. Like, how does that fucker have people willing to listen to him?

Aidan Becker. Hero.

Remember back in the 80s when they gave cars tiny little windscreen wipers for the headlights? Bring that back I say.

Honda love stitching up Fernando.

Well we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief. Carlton are going to be shit again in 2026.

True. I’ve been to Luton.

It doesn't get more BMW than that. #BavarianMotorWanker

FFS Manchester Shitty - you had one job.

Ever wondered what it's like the manage a company website? Here is the scenario I deal with daily. "Web page is now approved to go live" I publish. "Please unpublish the web page, we haven;t got final approval yet" I unpublish. The next day "Hi, I can't see the web page on the site?" #BOCs

Might fly back for this.

I drove past about 15 stations today. Not a car in them. Still @ $1.60/L.

Just went to a pharmacy where you can pay for your medication at the same desk that you collect it from. Wild.

Oh no! 😥