All I can say is that I’ve signed a LOT of NDAs.

After failing to win five years ago, we get another chance tonight.

New Epstein files pic just dropped

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

I think I found the original source of the 67 meme

Rewatched The Holdovers and it is maybe the best movie about a talented young history student avoiding military school since Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

Finally given in to middle age and bought a nasal hair trimmer. I never realised how UPLIFTING they are.

So it begins.

The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.

This will be a proper festive treat!

It would be nice if every TV show ended like this. I’d watch Question Time then.

Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?

Joe Loss doing a twist version of the Steptoe and Son theme. Remarkable thing. Love the deck it's being played on, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds_a...

14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏

I don’t get it.

Seems like the appropriate time for this - a compendium of arcane Glaswegian slang from Roddy McMillan's 1974 Play for Today, The Bevellers.

The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes

Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're (wait for it) Jojoba's Witnesses

Every ad now

Can I recommend R&B Cluedo for Xmas? Just won my first game. It was Colonel Abrams in the hot tub with a sequinned glove

can never tell with this pope if he's layered up or just absolutely hench

🎬 The arts aren’t a luxury - they’re an export. At #Lab25, @aiannucci.bsky.social reminds us that the UK’s Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy and 7% of our workforce - the GDP equivalent of oil + car industries combined. 🎥 Watch more clips from the Creative UK Pavilion hubs.ly/Q03QVhV90

I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.

Might start referring to my TV work as “delicate cameos” from now on.

This is brilliant.

Brilliant.

Celebrating the 44th anniversary of the greatest advert ever broadcast #girlsboysmusicnoise

Generalising a bit there.

Steve McQueen once narrated a documentary outlining the link between giantism & pessimism. It was called The Towering Infer 'No'