Buster Bloodvessel is 6”2. Which if you ask me is the height of Bad Manners

As Nick Clegg’s in the spotlight again, here’s a short thread of the time I took his bizarre 2020 Politico photo shoot and turned them into Edinburgh posters. 1/4

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Headline in today's Broadcast "Gary Barlow takes Jason Manford to New Zealand for ITV Travelogue" feels like the last straw. Stop telling us there's no money to make TV when you're sending dull millionaires on free holidays. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Who is watching this shit? *eye twitch*

The final date of our world tour is this Friday. www.unrestrictedview.co.uk/sketchfest-2...

I was never a "Dynasty" fan, but had I known Carrington Manor was a death trap I would've probably watched this show.

Best game in the world. threelettersgame.com

This is a very good joke.

Great work. Apparently he also came up with the note orchestras tune to.

For reasons we can’t remember, Dan Tetsell and I are trying out a whole show of new sketches. First one this Friday at the Canal Cafe. canalcafetheatre.com/our-shows/tw...

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Any excuse to share this show www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

All I can say is that I’ve signed a LOT of NDAs.

After failing to win five years ago, we get another chance tonight.

New Epstein files pic just dropped

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

I think I found the original source of the 67 meme

Rewatched The Holdovers and it is maybe the best movie about a talented young history student avoiding military school since Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

Finally given in to middle age and bought a nasal hair trimmer. I never realised how UPLIFTING they are.

So it begins.

The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.

This will be a proper festive treat!

It would be nice if every TV show ended like this. I’d watch Question Time then.

Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?

Joe Loss doing a twist version of the Steptoe and Son theme. Remarkable thing. Love the deck it's being played on, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds_a...

14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏

I don’t get it.

Seems like the appropriate time for this - a compendium of arcane Glaswegian slang from Roddy McMillan's 1974 Play for Today, The Bevellers.

The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes

Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're (wait for it) Jojoba's Witnesses

Every ad now

Can I recommend R&B Cluedo for Xmas? Just won my first game. It was Colonel Abrams in the hot tub with a sequinned glove

can never tell with this pope if he's layered up or just absolutely hench

🎬 The arts aren’t a luxury - they’re an export. At #Lab25, @aiannucci.bsky.social reminds us that the UK’s Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy and 7% of our workforce - the GDP equivalent of oil + car industries combined. 🎥 Watch more clips from the Creative UK Pavilion hubs.ly/Q03QVhV90

I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.