—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

Comes round quick

Where is this.

That’s Christmas sorted

I’ve got six pounds eighty in loose change. If anyone can lend me the rest I’ll buy it.

Now this could be a game changer.

Christmas delights! I think. I can’t remember much of it. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

A festive tune! youtu.be/8DLbft3Y_KU?...

Sounds like one for @jeremylion.bsky.social

He’s beaten me to it. I declare Christmas OPEN!

Merry ad ent five. Almost as good as the film I can’t feel my leg

Merry advnent day four this is a good price \|n oh t rsd un

Merry Advent day three. Smells like Sunny Delight, tastes like Fanta mixed with Blue Nun. Outstanding.

Merry Advent day 2. Three tickets for a pound and I got this so not a bad price. 5% though. More mouthwash than wine.

Merry advent! Day one of my calendar. You think you’re having a pudding and then you get a headache.

Here’s a helpful song to remember all the town and cities in the UK! Sound up!

Not everything. Custard was hard work.

It’s Sunday! youtu.be/hCIWyKey0BI?...

I can’t post videos of more than a minute yet. Here’s what they call a “tasting”.

A wonderful new video of nursery rhymes to enjoy! youtu.be/dm0AJGkDhzQ?...

Good morning! A reminder to all that my informative series of Lion Bites are throroughly available on YouTube. Perhaps you'd like some French? youtu.be/C6EQc9TaFc0?...

What better way to start your week than by not going to work and listening to all my podcasts instead? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Greetings! It all seems very pleasant. I shall soon be announcing news of my forthcoming web series. We will examine such topics as cycling proficiency, the environment (again) and possibly the great fire of London. All suggestions welcome.