Finally got round to watching The Rehearsal season 2 and I think it’s one of the most incredible things that’s ever been put on TV. Nathan Fielder is genuinely a genius.

Bristol/South West people who like scary stuff: come see this theatre show I’m involved in. It’s going to be genuinely brilliant. www.ticketsource.co.uk/kelvinplayer...

This is such a nice way to spend 15 minutes. Very funny and strangely sweet.

Society went downhill when we stopped using breakbeat for action scenes in movies.

Mammals have evolved into anteaters at least 12 times. Due to their quantity, ants and termites have had a huge impact on evolution. After the extinction of dinosaurs, mammals have continuously evolved traits to eat the insects, like those found in aardvarks and pangolins.

Today I hit 40 years old and I’m feeling quite weird about it, but mostly grateful because I think I’m still pretty cool actually.

Trying to explain to my son that if we were in Victorian times and he said “eat my fart, bozo” to his father, he would be banished to the local workhouse.

I’m half way through Foundation season three and it continues to be cool as hell. Man, I love science fiction.

Thinking about them TTRPGs again.

The UK has plenty of problems but I’m very grateful to be raising children in a country without fucking guns everywhere.

Hip hop is 52 years old. At a back-to-school party in the Bronx in 1973, Jamaican-American deejay Kool Herc introduced the technique of playing the same album on two turntables and extending the drum section, which became known as the breakbeat. 🧵⬇️

Really enjoying playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land with my kid. It’s so full of silly stuff.

Very cute furry friend caught visiting our pond recently.

I really think my kid is on to something here.

Those cheapo flapjacks that you can only get in corner shops are an elite snack

After years of podcasts, music and books, I’m very excited to see @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social live tonight and cement my status as a certified Ten-Foot Declan.

Betty Davis (July 26, 1944 – February 9, 2022) was a gifted singer, songwriter, and model. She was also the second wife of trumpet legend Miles Davis, largely ignored by the music press throughout her incredible career, but has retroactively come to be seen as a standout female icon for her era.

So glad Cal is back streaming again. He’s great company and also a certified Pro Gamer.

Blessed by this street freebie I found the other day.

I wrote a song inspired by this open.spotify.com/track/5X2BuJ...

"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot."

Tomorrow

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Trans rights forever. Get fucked hateful wormy bigots.

The reason you rightly dislike endless content slop, the reason AI's "Speed" doesn't appeal to you, and the reason you like good things are all the same: we have limited time on this earth. We don't want to waste it on shit. Artists spend a lot of time to make just a moment of your life special.

Mass starvation. Ethnic cleansing. Genocide. That is what our government is enabling — and it should be eternally ashamed. End all arms sales to Israel now.

Huge fan of this April Fools issue of Phoenix magazine. The centre page spread is just a brick wall. @jamiesmart.bsky.social

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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)

Farscape is so good. Absolutely full of incredible freaky Jim Henson aliens.

Second floor: Carpets, travel goods and bedding, material, soft furnishings, restaurant and Macrodata Refinement. Going down! #Severance

I think about this headline all of the time.

Peeing my pants in the lift so my stupid Outie has to deal with it.

Help, I’m hyper fixating on Cirque Du Soleil again.

Nobody talks about Heaven is a Halfpipe by OPM anymore and that’s sad.

I need to learn to drive immediately.

Turns out I’m going to be the Sound Designer and Sound Operator on an actual play happening in April. Very exciting!

You’re not going to get your creative project off the ground if you’re afraid of being seen as cringe by friends and strangers. Cringe is unavoidable, just do the thing you want to do

I'm going all-in on TTRPGs in 2025. I'm organising a game of Slugblaster on my Discord if anyone wants in.

A friend gifted me a copy of Slugblaster. A TTRPG about teens using hoverboards to break into other dimensions and battle monsters with homemade ray guns. I am obsessed.

happy birthday to the goat donald fagen

Trying to explain to my son that I’m going into battle and I need only his strongest potions.

I've been tracking this... thing for years now. I first saw it four years ago when I set up a trail cam outside. Since then, my life has become a nightmare. Whatever this creature is keeps trying to get into my house, every damn year. In this thread I'll present all my evidence.

My top podcasts of 2024. I like funny people telling me weird little stories.

We can’t keep letting Aphex Twin get away with his track names.

Me in the school playground pretending I’m a responsible adult like the other dads.