Mr. Alsopp tells me of a horse of his that lately, after four days’ pain, voided at his fundament four stones, bigger than that I was cut of, very heavy, and in the middle of each of them either a piece of iron or wood.

I can’t stop thinking about the woman in Tesco I saw breaking a baguette over her knee so it would fit in her carrier bag.

Opaque oxygen-rich glutinous cube 1/2

Very into this Ridge Racer 4 zine by @ultrabrilliant.xyz. It does a great job of dissecting the impeccable vibes of the game.

Hoping to go live on Twitch tonight for the return of the Shed of Funk. It’s been a while.

LIFTOFF of #Artemis II on 1 April 23:35 BST/00:35 CEST 2 April 2026 from Kennedy Space Center, carrying the second Orion spacecraft with its ESA European Service Module! #ForwardToTheMoon @exploration.esa.int

Crazy coincidence that this is my calendar on the day of the Artemis II launch. It’s even got four astronauts in there.

This was a fun evening! First time playing Cairn and it’s great.

Holy shit. Minecraft theme park!

I’ve dug out my old gen 5 iPod and I’m having so much fun reconnecting with music.

God rest her paedophile protecting soul 🥹🇬🇧

They put Snowrunner in my No Man’s Sky. I’m so happy 🥹

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

I’ve been playing Racing Lagoon after discovering it in a @dungeonchill.bsky.social video. The vibes are off the damn charts.

Looking forward to cracking a few cans of cider and watching the hot Fishmas action tonight.

24 years on, still nothing in gaming feels as good as landing an uber in SSX Tricky.

Hundreds of Beavers is a Christmas movie.

Poetry corner, and more terrible, beautiful, terrible sweetness from Annie in the Derby Telegraph.

Now that the show has finished I can post some pictures from our play Gone Dark at Kelvin Players. It was a dream to be involved with. The actors and crew are all so talented and lovely people.

Engage Freak Mode #GetYourFreakOn #Mwahahaha www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-J9...

Happy Halloween. Time to post one of the greatest remixes ever made youtu.be/ICxa6TEsG1E?...

Prince Andrew’s titles have been removed. Good start — now let’s do the rest of them and abolish the monarchy.

Opening night of our horror play tonight. Really looking forward to seeing how the audience reacts to everything we’re going to throw at them.

Finally got round to watching The Rehearsal season 2 and I think it’s one of the most incredible things that’s ever been put on TV. Nathan Fielder is genuinely a genius.

Bristol/South West people who like scary stuff: come see this theatre show I’m involved in. It’s going to be genuinely brilliant. www.ticketsource.co.uk/kelvinplayer...

This is such a nice way to spend 15 minutes. Very funny and strangely sweet.

Society went downhill when we stopped using breakbeat for action scenes in movies.

Mammals have evolved into anteaters at least 12 times. Due to their quantity, ants and termites have had a huge impact on evolution. After the extinction of dinosaurs, mammals have continuously evolved traits to eat the insects, like those found in aardvarks and pangolins.

Today I hit 40 years old and I’m feeling quite weird about it, but mostly grateful because I think I’m still pretty cool actually.

Trying to explain to my son that if we were in Victorian times and he said “eat my fart, bozo” to his father, he would be banished to the local workhouse.

I’m half way through Foundation season three and it continues to be cool as hell. Man, I love science fiction.

Thinking about them TTRPGs again.

The UK has plenty of problems but I’m very grateful to be raising children in a country without fucking guns everywhere.

Hip hop is 52 years old. At a back-to-school party in the Bronx in 1973, Jamaican-American deejay Kool Herc introduced the technique of playing the same album on two turntables and extending the drum section, which became known as the breakbeat. 🧵⬇️

Really enjoying playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land with my kid. It’s so full of silly stuff.

Very cute furry friend caught visiting our pond recently.

I really think my kid is on to something here.

Those cheapo flapjacks that you can only get in corner shops are an elite snack

After years of podcasts, music and books, I’m very excited to see @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social live tonight and cement my status as a certified Ten-Foot Declan.

Betty Davis (July 26, 1944 – February 9, 2022) was a gifted singer, songwriter, and model. She was also the second wife of trumpet legend Miles Davis, largely ignored by the music press throughout her incredible career, but has retroactively come to be seen as a standout female icon for her era.

So glad Cal is back streaming again. He’s great company and also a certified Pro Gamer.

Blessed by this street freebie I found the other day.

I wrote a song inspired by this open.spotify.com/track/5X2BuJ...

"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot."

Tomorrow

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Trans rights forever. Get fucked hateful wormy bigots.