Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

This is such a great book! Sparky and romantic and very, very funny.

People all over the world have one thing in common! 🌎🤝

But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?

My solo show Susan Harrison: Should I Still Be Doing This? is on next week Friday 13th at 6.00pm as part of @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social at the gorgeous Big Difference venue and I'd love to see you there! If you like fun, silly, warm, surreal comedy this is the show for you!

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Wow, that Poppy TikTok person is so insightful 🤓

Television is 100 years old today! 🎉

I'm going to be taking part in the Annual 50 hour London Improvathon this year. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a gloriously mad & experimental show/experience where performers improvise for up to 50 hours. Audience can sign up to watch as much or as little as they like!

Here we goooo! Tickets on sale now 😀🎟️https://sohotheatre.com/events/susan-harrison-should-i-still-be-doing-this/

So excited to be bringing my solo character show Susan Harrison: Should I Still Be Doing This? to @sohotheatre.bsky.social on April 24th and 25th! I would LOVE it if you can come along. Book your ticket now for fun times and good vibes 🐼

Not long now to come and see me being a polio-riddled urchin! www.birmingham-rep.co.uk/whats-on/she...

I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog

Enjoying the BBC Director General pitches on here. I would just do one thing: put Bob Mortimer in every show, regardless of genre

Me, giggling like a goblin, strapping myself into the BBC Boss chair, commissioning non-celeb sitcom & sketch show after another. High concept narrative comedies by women! 100 shows with writers rooms! Tell whatever celeb blokes are doing a travel show they can make their own way back from Bordeaux!

My pledges as next DG: • Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death • Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’ • Job retitled King of Telly

I'm bringing my solo show "Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this?" to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social. It's my first time at Leicester Comedy Festival and I'm really looking forward to it! I'll be at The Big Difference 13th Feb at 6pm 🐼

Really proud of our Halloween episode! Have a listen if you’re feeling brave 👻

Our Halloween special drops tomorrow! 👻 Is the Leyline High Curse real? We investigate...

sorry to spoil everyones fun but gretel, of hansel and gretel fame, should have been indicted for murder.

Anyone else remember these Come and Praise books? We cover everything from fave autumnal hymns to terrifying corn on the cob monsters in out latest episode of @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social

New ep of our podcast @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social is out now & it’s full of harvest festival goodness 🥫🍁🍂

This Thursday I'm doing a gig with these absolute legends of improv comedy; @josielawrence.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, Cariad Lloyd and Patti Stiles! How exciting. There might be some tickets left if you fancy it 🤩

Series Two - Episode Nine With @sueharrison123.bsky.social shows.acast.com/bonmotpodcas...

This brought back so many memories! 📺

New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. Feat: @sueharrison123.bsky.social @mikeshephard.bsky.social Sammy Dobson @atomcrowley.bsky.social @linneasage.bsky.social Mike Wozniak Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!

In the last episode we did a rundown of Leyline High actors who had pop careers. Are there any we missed?

In our latest episode, before playing Leyline High Top Trumps, Gemma & Thomas discuss their roles in Doctor Who.👇🔊

Had a great time doing the Edinburgh Fringe! Thanks so much to the lovely audiences who came during the month. It was a fun ride! Hoping to do the show one final time in London so stay tuned 👀

New ep of @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social! Featuring an incredible song, a game of top trumps from Gemma & Thom and a recap from me on all those Leyline High themed Edfringe shows

It's my FINAL show tonight! Last chance to come and ask questions to the little girl in a well or be confronted by a panda from the 90's or speak to a Sindy Doll. "Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this?" 7.40pm @gildedballoon.bsky.social

Only 2 more chances to catch my solo show before I go home to sleep for 100 years! Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this? Gilded Balloon, Appleton Tower, Pip 7.40pm. See you there?

A selection of a few nice audience reviews for my show. It means a lot to me that people enjoy the interaction & find it fun, this is my goal! If you want to come and play there are 4 more chances to see 'Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this?' at Gilded Balloon, Appleton Tower 7.40pm

4 more chances to come and see this Sindy Doll (among other characters) in action! 'Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this? is on at Gilded Balloon, Appleton Tower at 7.40pm. Hope to see you there!

This is nice! Another sweet lil ⭐⭐⭐⭐ review. There are now only 6 more chances to see me be a pissed off panda! Ticket link in the ole bio as per.

Here's the trailer for Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this? Playing @gildedballoon.bsky.social until 24th August. Link in bio for tickets!

I had a great time doing my Edfringe show tonight. It's become quite interactive and because of that it's taken a little longer to get it *completely* where I want it to be. But I think tonight, August 9th, we (me, the audience and my tech person) cracked it!

Listen up you entertainment-hungry sods! Two of my Terror Tape players - @sueharrison123.bsky.social @atomcrowley.bsky.social - are in the largest arts festival in the world right now parading their latest hour of comedy. The least you bastards could do is go up and pay them a visit. (1/2)

We go again tonight for more weird and wonderful fun-times! "Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this?" at 7.40pm @gildedballoon.bsky.social, Appleton Tower, Pip. Hope to see you there. #charactercomedy #alternativecomedy

Loving all of these listener memories sent in to our podcast @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social! Do any of these ring a bell with you?

Been ill lately so have been avidly binge watching comedy shows, which is always part of my recovery process, and I have to say Platonic is SO fun and I didn't realise how funny Rose Byrne was. She's a joy! Highly recommend it if like me you need to watch something funny and stress free.

It’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️and a YES from Broadway Baby! My show “Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this?” is on @edfringe.bsky.social 7.40pm, Gilded Balloon this month. Come and be entertained and surprised 🥳😮

Another lovely ⭐⭐⭐⭐ review! Tickets are 2 for 1 again tonight if you want to come and join in with the fun and games. "Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this?" 7.40pm at Gilded Balloon, Appleton Tower. #charactercomedy #alternativecomedy

Over the moon with this lovely 🌟🌟🌟🌟 review from The List for my show! It's 2 for 1 on tickets today and tomorrow @edfringe.bsky.social so snap 'em up!

It's the second preview of my solo show "Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this?" at The Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe tonight. Characters! Alternative comedy! Musings on living a weird creative life! Do come along. I'd love to see you there. tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:5875/

Thanks for the shout out @alexlynch.bsky.social !

New episode of @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social is out now! Y2K memories unlocked! podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/5...

If you haven't watched Transaction on ITV yet, it's brilliant. It's a properly funny sitcom, packed with jokes, featuring great characters and really nice performances. Nick Frost has a ball and it's created by the legend that is Jordan Gray. Check it out!

A little tribute to relationship "experts" on Married at First Sight #mafs www.youtube.com/shorts/vU-By...