@beefanddairy.bsky.social has ruined my marriage. I was watching Bridgerton with my wife when a character mentioned Aylesbury. I reflexively said "Aylesbury" like a radio announcer - as you'd expect, she was confused. She was even more confused when I did it two more times.

This was one of the most surreal afternoons of my life & I encourage everyone to stop what they are doing & listen right now

New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. Feat: @sueharrison123.bsky.social @mikeshephard.bsky.social Sammy Dobson @atomcrowley.bsky.social @linneasage.bsky.social Mike Wozniak Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!

The @beefanddairy.bsky.social episode 'Milky Man' was the only episode I've ever listened to once. Not because it was bad, it just creeped me out so much. Anyway, I just decided to give it another listen.... Noooope, still creepy as f**k!

Before @beefanddairy.bsky.social and after.

Last few tickets remaining for Beef and Dairy LIVE at London Podcast Festival on Saturday at 2pm available here: kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com... and you can STREAM it! Buy a streaming ticket here: www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com...

New episode out today! We reflect on the END of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome. We made it guys. Time to fold away your greased tarpaulin. Featuring Cody Dahler, @mikewozniak.bsky.social, @tomcrowley.bsky.social, Linnea Sage and a bumper pack of listener contributions. maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

Beef and Dairy Network LIVE at @LondonPodFest on Saturday Sept 6th at 2pm is now on sale: www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com... Hot Orangina will flow!

The faces of my pet quail listening to the latest ep

Ten years of Beef and Dairy! I wrote up some thoughts about my involvement with the show, my friendship with @benpartridge.bsky.social and how difficult it still is to describe the show, here: crowleytom.com/news/2025/7/...

TEN YEARS OF BEEF Today's new episode marks ten years since the first episode of Beef and Dairy Network was released.

How have you been affected by JACOBINIUS ARSE SYNDROME?

Hello! Do you have a favourite clip that is less than 10 seconds long from ANY Beef and Dairy episode?

New episode out now! It's been a dark month for the beef industry, but we're here for you. We will not let Jacobinius Arse Syndrome beat us. Featuring @mikewozniak.bsky.social @mikeshephard.bsky.social @tomcrowley.bsky.social @linneasage.bsky.social maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

Beef is the Glastonbury of beef.

New episode out today! We catch up with former darts champion Kenny Baritone. How are things going in Singapore with his giant baby? Featuring: @chriscantrill.bsky.social @amygledhill.bsky.social Greig Johnson Amy Mason @robgilroy.bsky.social maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

New episode out today! We catch up with former scuba diver Nicholas Summers, who has emerged from his coma and started a new business venture. Featuring the excellent @mrcodydahler.bsky.social maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

An actual photo of me listening to @beefanddairy.bsky.social

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On the B&DN feed today, an episode of JUMANJI: CWS. In today's episode the poet Michael Banyan interviews the actors Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay about whether he could, would and should have been in Jumanji. Featuring Henry Paker and @atomcrowley.bsky.social

BP is going live now on twitch.tv/benjaminpart... - he'll be editing the next episode of Beef and Dairy Network. @maximumfun.org

BP is going live now on twitch.tv/benjaminpartridge for 90 minutes - he'll be editing the next episode of Beef and Dairy Network.

A reminder that it is MAXFUNDRIVE! The podcast exists thanks to the kind support of the listeners. A HUGE thank you to those who support. If you like the show, why not consider it? maximumfun.org/join

I just finished the latest episode of The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast (@beefanddairy.bsky.social). It's great to have a podcast that celebrates British WW2 soldiers and spies like Billy Whizzbang! These days, you can't celebrate British soldiers because of the woke mind virus.

Got my academic bona fides at the ready for some classic beef history.

New episode out today! Learn about the story of Billy Whizzbang, the plucky bullock who served in WW2. 🫡 Featuring @mikeshephard.bsky.social @atomcrowley.bsky.social @mikewozniak.bsky.social @mmaarrow.bsky.social @garethgwynn.bsky.social @linneasage.bsky.social maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

Back on Beef and Dairy! Thanks Ben Partridge for allowing me to be a maniac

New episode out today! Featuring mattapodaca.bsky.social as the CEO of Jerry's Wood Roasted Shelf Stable Deep Fill Hot Pies and @tneenan.bsky.social as our old friend Doctor Sam Archer. maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

beef. thanks for support.

New episode out today! We talk to the oldest milkman in the world. Featuring: John Rutledge aka Eggsy from GLC aka Johnny Eggs and as always the fabulous @linneasage.bsky.social maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

Take a moment today to think back across the major news stories from the beef and dairy world in 2024. We couldn't cover them all here but we gave it a good go: open.spotify.com/episode/3shy...

Happy Beefhead! MAY THE JUSTICE OF BIRDS PREVAIL

As Beefhead nears, a new episode of B&DN rises like sparrows from a basket. We look back over the big news stories of 2024. Feat: Jess Ransom Michael Clarke @georgefouracres.bsky.social @linneasage.bsky.social Henry Paker Mike Wozniak and writing by Helen Price maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

DUNSTAN HOOVES IS ABROAD #beefheadapproaches

As we enter advent, think about this: maybe we need a little less Chappell Roan, and a little more chapel goin'. Just something to mull over. 🙏🏼

For those interested in the current news about the passing on of family farms through inheritance - we touched on this back in August 2022 in our episode "Squandered Inheritance" when we spoke to Bovine Farmers Union outreach officer Rosemary Tongs. maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

BlueSky won't fully be BlueSky until The Beef and Dairy Network celebrates Beefhead Day here.

New ep out today! The Lord is your shepherd? Not at St Catherine's in Bromley he isn't. Feat: Matthew Crosby as Rev Hillary Block ⛪ @nottomburgess.bsky.social as Father Simon Featherby ✝️ @mmaarrow.bsky.social as the Bible📕 Linnea Sage as the voice of Mitchell's 🇺🇸 maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...

What are the farmers planning?!?!!

New ep out today! The Lord is your shepherd? Not at St Catherine's in Bromley he isn't. Feat: Matthew Crosby as Rev Hillary Block ⛪ @nottomburgess.bsky.social as Father Simon Featherby ✝️ @mmaarrow.bsky.social as the Bible📕 Linnea Sage as the voice of Mitchell's 🇺🇸 maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...