Sick and tired of the hit song that came out alongside the "hit" movie Wild Wild West? Will issue.

I am going to fight the postal service.

my friends are so cool 🥺

Grew up in South Jersey Scrapple sucks asssss

Doomscrolled for like 15 minutes and now for some reason can't get the ff7 bombing mission theme out of my head So strange

[hand banana voice] You Tonight

I may have signed up for too many pride markets. oops

Feels good to be hitting up the arcade again regularly after a few months off! Mainly lowers today, played some classics.

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I am 40 now I now occasionally flash red, like a boss you've almost killed in a beat em up game.

Fucking stop using fucking Spotify just fucking stop. There are no excuses. If you're an indie artist and you prop up Spotify because you think it helps you you're part of the problem. Stop using it to listen. Stop using it to host your music.

the fuck it will

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Listen we're having fun over here

Quote with the last 4 games you played 🕹️

Writing my first D&D campaign and it feels SO GOOD to unload my weirdness into an interactive experience again. I missed that dearly from gamedev

I'm thinking 2027 is the year I finally get my other sleeve done 😎

Andrew and I would chat for way too long at R1. I got so many sore throats thanks to this guy. He was a great person and I'm so sorry that he's gone.

"shoes" is 20 years old [turns to dust, blows away in the wind]

This is a good video game

@beefanddairy.bsky.social I made Talbot the Mega baby in Tomadachi Life and I feel like you need to know. I hope I can sing him a lullaby to keep him calm

Hi friends! This ends TODAY! If you need to stock up on some amazing scents now is a great time

Morning reflection as I drink my coffee: Did Celery Man predict generative AI?

Philadelphians, there's a renfaire block party today at Queen & Rook! 12 to 8, on South & 2nd Street. Free!

Today is my 18 year wedding anniversary!! 18 years!!! Love you Jack, you're a real one.

Ratatat announced a new album (!!!!) and I'm delighted that the first track they released is much more electronic than previous albums. I'm here for this, sounds really promising!

hold up this actually looks dope af

This game is art

Best superpower? Fuck flying, I want whatever Isaac Clarke from Dead Space has that let's you point at the ground and a straight up line appears guiding you to where you need to go.

Today I was invited out to lunch by my family to catch up at Olive Garden. Friends...Olive Garden fucking sucks. This shit is SO bad.

I fucked up and didn't take off for Bring Your Child to Work day Help

150k club! 🙌

Hi this joke is for me

Some of my best decisions have been the risky ones...the ones my brain screams at me not to do.

Phew! Finally made it to 100k club! Life has made it difficult to play consistently, but finally catching up!

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(groans in major production issue during a major customer facing promotion)

We got snails for our fish tank and one of them immediately turned itself into a hat.

So you're telling me we're getting an animated Bloodborne, an anime Sekiro, and a live action Elden Ring????? Please. Just one be good. Universe give us this much we deserve it.

Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I look up random stock photography images of business men and it makes me laugh. I can't explain it but I find it so funny

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

I turn 40 next month Help???

My dog tried to steal a slice while I was going to town last night and I gave her my equivalent of the scary bilbo face

the new el ten eleven album slaps

I need to get my ass to the arcade, it's been too long. ITL is great but nothing beats it

Dude Wipes are for soft men, who are too insecure to blast water up their butthole. I'm not afraid to say it.

I'm tired.