I'm thinking 2027 is the year I finally get my other sleeve done 😎

Andrew and I would chat for way too long at R1. I got so many sore throats thanks to this guy. He was a great person and I'm so sorry that he's gone.

"shoes" is 20 years old [turns to dust, blows away in the wind]

This is a good video game

@beefanddairy.bsky.social I made Talbot the Mega baby in Tomadachi Life and I feel like you need to know. I hope I can sing him a lullaby to keep him calm

Hi friends! This ends TODAY! If you need to stock up on some amazing scents now is a great time

Morning reflection as I drink my coffee: Did Celery Man predict generative AI?

Philadelphians, there's a renfaire block party today at Queen & Rook! 12 to 8, on South & 2nd Street. Free!

Today is my 18 year wedding anniversary!! 18 years!!! Love you Jack, you're a real one.

Ratatat announced a new album (!!!!) and I'm delighted that the first track they released is much more electronic than previous albums. I'm here for this, sounds really promising!

hold up this actually looks dope af

This game is art

Best superpower? Fuck flying, I want whatever Isaac Clarke from Dead Space has that let's you point at the ground and a straight up line appears guiding you to where you need to go.

Today I was invited out to lunch by my family to catch up at Olive Garden. Friends...Olive Garden fucking sucks. This shit is SO bad.

I fucked up and didn't take off for Bring Your Child to Work day Help

150k club! 🙌

Hi this joke is for me

Some of my best decisions have been the risky ones...the ones my brain screams at me not to do.

Phew! Finally made it to 100k club! Life has made it difficult to play consistently, but finally catching up!

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(groans in major production issue during a major customer facing promotion)

We got snails for our fish tank and one of them immediately turned itself into a hat.

So you're telling me we're getting an animated Bloodborne, an anime Sekiro, and a live action Elden Ring????? Please. Just one be good. Universe give us this much we deserve it.

Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I look up random stock photography images of business men and it makes me laugh. I can't explain it but I find it so funny

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

I turn 40 next month Help???

My dog tried to steal a slice while I was going to town last night and I gave her my equivalent of the scary bilbo face

the new el ten eleven album slaps

I need to get my ass to the arcade, it's been too long. ITL is great but nothing beats it

Dude Wipes are for soft men, who are too insecure to blast water up their butthole. I'm not afraid to say it.

I'm tired.

ITL Day 1! 37k not bad Still warming up, still a bit rusty

ITL time 😎

I gave Notion another try - and I'm so glad I did - it's such a better tool when you have a specific need to solve for

No one ever talks about how dangerous a Dynamite Rave would actually be

Can you disable Way Offs/Decents on the latest ITGMania? If not I'm going to spend a calendar year fucking with my sensitivity. Failed out of a song with a full combo just now lol

THIS SUMMER! OhioDDR will be hosting ROOTS26: a celebration of the people within our community who create a safe and welcoming space for building up every player. We're going back to our roots, offering social-focused community events all weekend, friendly for players of all experience levels.

You should watch The Elephant It's excellent

Oops I signed up for 7 craft fairs Oops Oops Oops Oops oops oops Oops Fuck Oops

It's a wrap - tomorrow has finally come. Join us for the #ITLOnline2026 reveal stream March 20, 2026 (5PM PT/8PM ET) twitch.tv/teejusb

My partner and I have started following a Shoebill named Futaba online and she is both terrifying and adorable. I will never get used to their machine gun noises.

I'm taking my soap to a lil anime convention/market in Wilmington next month! Taking a bit of a risk on that one, but I think it'll be fun. I think my soap trends nerdy enough to be a hit!

My stamina is slowly but surely coming back!

fresh

I upgraded my five year old phone and I feel like my entire world has changed

Today is the day!!!! Donate to @gamesdonequick.com @framefatales.com for a chance to win an awesome soap bundle by yours truly! Trans rights !

RE Requiem was very, very good but not good enough to make top 3 in the series for me

Frost Fatales is here! To celebrate, use discount code FROSTFATALES2026 this weekend to save $5 when you spend $25 or more! But more importantly, make sure you tune in and donate to @gamesdonequick.com @framefatales.com this weekend!!!

Finally an award that I have a shot at winning