Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Lol I read this twice thinking that I had missed the punchline 🤣🤣

Congratulations to Labour who have won the coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement. Excited for sensibles to explain to me why I have to vote for the people enacting actual fascist policy.

Bigotry is always fed by lies.

Imagine a woman who would go so wild for RFK’s corpse grinder voice while he described sexually assaulting his kids baby sitter or eating road kill over zoom that she’d have to start stroking out her shit to this, to cybersex with a melted ballistics dummy rapist? I think she has a story to tell,

Wait, buses are gonna be free? Oh shit, I'm gonna rape and kill so many people 😀

I'm older now than my mum's sourdough starter yeast ever was

It seems that MAGA have come up with the argument, "Epstein was not friends with Trump because Epstein thought that Trump was a disgusting dog."

I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.

This section of the post reads like Trump KNOWS that Republicans are involved with Epstein... is it supposed to read like that?

"Oh man, I just ate ass on the stairs!" "Good for you 🙂"

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face." –Schumer-Tzu

Me, seeing the most beautiful woman to ever live: "Those grapes are probably very sour"

The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”

DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad. newrepublic.com/post/202813/...

Shit's kicking off in the Shetland Islands knitting community

Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!

1.This is not the only known example we know of ChatGPT cheering on a vulnerable young person to die by suicide, this time it is a recent Texas A&M grad 2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

How much did they spend to find out that a sandwich isn't a weapon?

Way to go, @nytimes.com Never change 👍

She highlights deposition testimony by Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino. "He admitted that he lied about whether a rock hit him before he deployed tear gas in Little Village," Ellis says of Bovino.

Remember after WW1 when all the men forgave eachother and there was no WW2?

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

For when Trump has an episode and gets lost

"Don't protest." Seems like the part you were suppost to think and not say....

I love America

OpenAI pirated large numbers of books and used them to train models. OpenAI then deleted the dataset with the pirated books, and employees sent each other messages about doing so. A lawsuit could now force the company to pay $150,000 per book, adding up to billions in damages.

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

I'm not voting for a man with a supportive wife who is also hot. That's not relatable to me, the average American.

I must inform you that feminist intellectuals are now writing scholarly articles analyzing trans lesbian puppygirls on social media. published from Poland, of course! www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

I am so upset. Last week Time Magazine solicited a piece from me on Zohran Mamdani & anti-Muslim hate. I pitched a framing re the dehumanization of Muslims & how Mamdani’s inclusive, socialist campaign in its content resists that. They agreed. I wrote the piece. 1/

Take a look at what he's calling 'classic ad hominem'

Dick Cheney is dead. Rest in piss.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members. At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker who tried to block them arresting an immigrant by pulling his car in front of them. After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer." www.calonews.com/featured-top...

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

Imagine having the answer in front of you and still getting it wrong. This is like those ICE applicants failing an open book exam.

Hmmm, I wonder why? 🤔

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Three times in the past two weeks, editorials at the 'Washington Post' failed to disclose that they focused on matters in which owner Jeff Bezos had a material interest. n.pr/3X0UZtS

I would rather vote for a sculpture of a man carved from 💩

Jesus, but a tamagotchi

U.S. Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino is on the witness stand in the courtroom of U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis. He is wearing his typical Border Patrol uniform. "Good morning, your honor," he says.

Honestly, a lot of people are embarrassing themselves with terminology and layout errors over the White House, and it's not new. So, seeing how I worked on the White House complex for years, let me straighten out a bit of it for you all. 🧵