A Minnesota man received a life-threatening injury while in ICE custody. It's not clear how he got injured because his memory and ability to communicate are so severely impaired. Agents said "he got his shit rocked." Wild story from @katrinapross.bsky.social sahanjournal.com/health/ice-d...

Tonight, I missed a virtual forum with Indivisible Edgewater. I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents. Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.

"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.

"This is not a political event" "He should not attend this obviously political event"

Might do an entire series of Nazi photos side-by-side with contemporary ICE and CBP arrests

Fascism always returns if it's not crushed. Warsaw Ghetto 1943. Minneapolis 2026.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Rookie numbers. I verbally assault my best friend more than this in one weekend.

“A pastor here is also director of the field office for ICE… so someone teaching people about God is out there overseeing ICE agents. How dare you.” Twin cities protestors disrupt a church service at an ICE field office director’s church. (H/T @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social )

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

If you genderbend Superwoman, you don't get Superman If you genderbend She-hulk, you don't get Hulk But if you genderbend Lady Deadpool, you do get Deadpool

My 'big pharma and big agriculture are conspiring to poison our citizens' announcement of apolitical intent is raising a lot of questions already answ...

He gave a bunch of Nazi salutes and out came the super soakers (pic from Mpls subreddit)

My dog, Buffy, didn't want to wake up this morning

I have a theory that players get drunk the same way they get injured in their sport. Football players get a little drunk and it's loud, attention seeking, and annoying. Rugby players get a blood alcohol level of 3%, start bleeding from their eyes, and insist they are fine to continue.

Batman would beat Superman in a fight. Superman would say, "Hello Bruce!" and go to shake his hand, and Batman would stab him 16 times with a kryptonite knife.

This is how a grandmaster would play during the Romantic era

Say what you will about Reform, but their leader was providing some of the best EDM in London' underground rave scene in the 90's

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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

This is not Lara Croft

We made it

Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...

Here's my 63 step plan for Jason to kill Superman: Step 1: Jason gets some kryptonite Step 2: Jaso...

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

"Do you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea for the U.S. to use military force to take possession of Greenland from Denmark?" Good idea: 4% Bad idea: 71% (Ipsos) 4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.

I don't get how JK Rowling can be transphobic when her most famous character, Harry Potter, canonically used polyjuice potion to become a woman and canonically had sex with Oliver Wood and canonically gave birth to his child, in The Goblet of Fire on page 157 🤔

Every movie about a guy who gets trained to fight by a woman and then he becomes the best fighter, should've just been about the woman. Eg. Wanted should've been about Angelina Jolie

I feel like everything is just a *checks notes* meme now I'm so angry at *checks notes* Barbie?

His 6 month old stopped breathing! HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING! A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside! His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!

Don't forget to vote Democrat to... do nothing, I guess...

That's always been Donald 'the pedophile' Trump's motto

@America

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

How does the Bluesky discover feed work? I block every furry I see (I have no problem with them, I'm just not interested) and it just keeps showing me more?

Great

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

Was there a meme, in the style of the Torment Nexus meme, about a machine that ran on orphan blood? Or did I imagine it?

Expect to see a surge of proud ignorance and proplawganda about what you can say about ICE agent Jonathan Ross, identified by local media as the person who shot and killed Renee Good. In particular, expect a repeat of Rittenhouse-era “accusing him of murder is defamation” rhetoric. It’s not. /1

Fans disappointed in the series' end to "Stranger Things” convinced themselves a secret, alternate finale was coming.

Legalizing burglary as an anti-kidnapping policy doesn't make sense. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/o...

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Trump: "You gotta win the midterms. Because if we don't win the midterms, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached."

Whenever people talk about the fact that Republicans could join with Democrats to impeach Trump, it reminds me of this Spiderman and Sauron meme:

The reviews are in for Tears of the Left bourbon

BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped. The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.

Wow