Been trying to go to the movies all weekend. Friday: Freezing rain - no go Saturday: Hung out with a dog all day - better than a movie Today: My freaking router died. Have to go get a new one from Spectrum. Looks like I'll try again tomorrow.

Post a criminally underrated song from the 90s. Challenge points for songs that never charted in the U.S. but should have. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47e...

Just in time to miss the holiday season, we have a new shirt at the shop! pietra.store/shop/323235

Deep Dish 9

The Wrap of Khan

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

How I’m going into 2026

Make a bond film casual Leaf Raker

I sincerely and unironically love that Budiansky was tasked with giving all these different robots distinctive personalities that could be pared down for sales purposes and sometimes the personality was just "loser"

I don't know where we went wrong, but it wasn't at this moment in 1984

remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes

If you told me this was an action figure, I would believe you.

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

You will be visited by 3 spirits…

I did one finally! Have a great one from me and Pickle Dad #itwelcometoderry #ipadpro #procreate

staffer: you talked to the little girls? trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked staffer: what

Years ago, I went to see IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. I'd seen the movie dozens of times, but never in the theater, so I was pretty excited. I got my popcorn and coke and found the perfect seat. The theater was empty when I arrived, but just before the movie started, a family of around 30 people came in.

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Let's come together to prevent elder abuse. @theonion.com

“Like prime, but with human beings”

Me at the last line of PLURIBUS season 1...

Watching PLURIBUS, and this fucking chicken stops and looks right in the camera, ruining the shot!

Can’t believe they made a film about such a tiny doctor who.

Years ago, I went to see IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. I'd seen the movie dozens of times, but never in the theater, so I was pretty excited. I got my popcorn and coke and found the perfect seat. The theater was empty when I arrived, but just before the movie started, a family of around 30 people came in.

This is from a word scramble gameshow where the host of this show gave plenty of clues and the contestant still got the answer wrong.

Five perfect films in no particular order A FACE IN THE CROWD BACK TO THE FUTURE GHOSTBUSTERS ZODIAC DUCK SOUP

Me waiting for Marvel to say that the Eternals will be in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

(whispering to date while daniel craig is onscreen) that’s Knives Out

this season i’m wishing you and yours a few small holiday cheers

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely. youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

On this week's Across the Omniverse, we're discussing the WATCHMEN finale! But first, our thoughts on IT: WELCOME TO DERRY! Watch on YouTube, or listen on your podcast app of choice! youtu.be/-LcM9oHpNvs?...

See, here is the thing about saying everything is a national security matter...

When they ask me what radicalized me

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

In the first draft Marley told Scrooge “You will be haunted by three spirits, and a giant dancing octopus from another dimension." Maybe Dickens’ editors were right that the interdimensional octopus felt out of place. But I still feel something very beautiful was lost.

Nothing says 'tis the Season like social media users quote dunking on pleas for people to seek help during an emotionally brutal season. Heads up: detached irony is out. Being snarky to strangers doesn't make you look cool; It makes you look like just another asshole and we are full up on those.

On this week's Across the Omniverse, we're discussing the WATCHMEN finale! But first, our thoughts on IT: WELCOME TO DERRY! Watch on YouTube, or listen on your podcast app of choice! youtu.be/-LcM9oHpNvs?...

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Can't believe they forgot to take out the power lines. Sloppy.