the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade

Thought it over, and this is the funniest shot in any movie ever

“I don’t want to see the pope as a politician” lady I got some news for you about how you get elected pope by a conclave of powerful men who all have strong opinions on how one of the oldest institutions in the world should be run

Chuck Schumer's two votes tonight in favor of bombs and bulldozers to Israel is yet another reason Senate Democrats must vote to remove him as leader post the midterms.

So rude to offer to “pay in exposure.” People literally DIE from exposure

All healing to the great Adam Hughes. We aren't done stealing from you yet!

Every Brooklyn Italian when they hear a sound outside that they think is "suspicious"

Bloodbath at Marvel Comics today. Disney is axing over 1000 people. Unclear how many at Marvel. The number being talked about is 8% of the staff was cut, which is jawdropping. CEO scumbag Josh D’Amaro-- salary this year of $45M-- ordered the layoffs. Disney had a gross profit of $35B last year.

Last month in The Onion:

Trump officials have been peddling the same lies to survive the daily news cycle for the past 6 weeks, and people keep buying what they’re selling. ‘We won the war. Tomorrow you’ll see. Prices are coming down. Tomorrow you’ll see. We’ll kill them. Tomorrow you’ll see.’

Watching a trailer for a movie called CAPTAIN TSUNAMI and instantly caught that they swiped the cover of Flash #92 by Mike Wieringo.

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And, not for nothing, but this is a guy who told Comedy Central to fuck off when they offered him $50 million for his show because he felt it had become "socially irresponsible*," but he didn't know how to say no to Boebert? Not buying it. * www.oprah.com/oprahshow/ch...

So the big studios are abandoning the US and turning the staff workers into contractors to get out paying for healthcare. The United States is losing one of its defining industries because of not having universal healthcare and the people are going to be even more vulnerable to the industry.

David Corenswet as Sean William Scott in Mr Irrelevant.

Iran testing my refusal to watch AI videos by creating one where Jesus punches Trump in the face.

The great thing about it being 40 degrees on Monday, 80 degrees on Tuesday, and 60 degrees on Wednesday is how it makes my head feel like it is going to explode.

This may end up being the best comedy of the year.

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

This absolutely has the ring of truth.

I'm reminded of this youtu.be/0-w-pdqwiBw?...

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

Imagine mansplaining "matters of theology" to the MOTHERFUCKING POPE

I firmly believe that this week's episode of Daredevil was made to specifically annoy me.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

As the weather gets warmer, watch out for the (Charlie) Brown recluse.

Regarding the Avatar animated film leaks, I think Paulie said it best.

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

The US has lost a $238 million MQ-4C Triton surveillance drone over the Persian Gulf.

Days after the president blasted the Pope as “weak on Crime,” his own DOJ moved to dismiss criminal cases against individuals convicted of conspiring to use force to prevent the peaceful transfer of power. Some of the conduct for which Rhodes was convicted: www.lawfaremedia.org/article/oath...

LONGERLEGS

Erika Kirk and JD Vance are drawing like WCW in 2001

Holy fuck

Sadly, no one is making plans for Nigel.

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

"I am the problem. Vote for me."

Hard to believe movie theaters are dying.

Still no Monkees, so...

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

We are literally the fucking worst.

Cardio exercise is important to do so you can identify what dying feels like

The party of thoughts and prayers doesn't want the Pope to talk.

I like that they made Pacino 9 feet tall for the poster.

I'm going to Sid Krofft's memorial launch...oops, lunch.

Maybe this was the doctor Trump was thinking of