A really good person and their kid are dealing with a terrible tragedy. If you can help, please do. gofund.me/a1593b929

BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the University of South Dakota to reinstate a professor who posted criticism of Charlie Kirk on his Facebook page the day of the shooting, finding the action likely violated the First Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I haven't had time to read up on the latest shooting, but I'm going to post my incredibly radical position that a shooting is bad no matter who did it and no matter who was shot. Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.

Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

I ❤️ LA

"They're denying science" is maybe the funniest thing Nancy has ever said.

This movie is so much better than I think anyone could have expected it to be. Not just gory. Not just funny. It has real heart to it.

On this week's MarvelVision, we're talking PEACEMAKER, "Back to the Suture!" Plus: -Superhero news! -Which women Devin will kill me for, and which ones he'll die for! -And more! Listen on your podcast app of choice or watch on YouTube now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8y5...

Posting this again because it's the silliest thing I've done to promote my Kickstarter, and I kind of love it.

Been listening to Boo Boos all week, and the album has 100% become my thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBUd...

You can do it about me, though. I won't mind.

Me when I have to watch MARVEL ZOMBIES for MarvelVision

Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

NBC News projects: Democrat Adelita Grijalva wins the special election for Arizona House District 7. Grijalva will bring the important 218th signature to the chamber's Epstein files discharge petition — forcing Mike Johnson to handle a fight that has divided his conference.

Holy hell, Helen of Wyndhorn is fantastic. A fascinating look at loss, growth, how we tell our stories, and how those stories travel. Just wonderful stuff.

Breaks my heart that @bilquis.bsky.social doesn't have prints for sale. The best comic artist working today.

Every day it's the scene in BATMAN RETURNS when Batman rigs the speakers to play the Penguin's previously recorded hateful nonsense that outs the Penguin as evil, and every day the Penguin keeps getting to be mayor

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Checking the news every morning like

Perfect

Well this looks cool www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJra...

Well, one of my pinky toes was raptured, but the rest of me is still here. Not really sure what that means.

UN to Trump

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power" — Abraham Lincoln "It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed" — Theodore Roosevelt "Nothing bad can happen, It can only good happen" — You know which president said this

You’ll never believe how many more moons Saturn got after we started sending probes all around the solar system and started counting tiny rocks as moons

what the LAME STREAM MEDIA will leave out about this photo is that immediately before it was taken he had accepted a cigar from Bugs Bunny and started smoking it

Autism was first differentiated from schizophrenia in 1911. Autism was fully recognized as a distinct condition in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t introduced until 1955. Anyone who tells you Tylenol causes Autism is completely full of shit.

These images are 100 times funnier than AI.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

LOL

Seriously listening to @johneltenney.bsky.social talk about this on the latest What's Up Weirdo episode at this very moment.

Reading the classics.

Want to read something funny, scary, and independent this October? www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

so funny they made a whole press conference about acetaminophen and no one told him how to say it

Finally telling the truth

World's largest headache says don't take Tylenol

There's barely a day that will go by where I don't think about this absolutely amazing moment from Absolute Batman.

Two bits remain: 1. Is Kimmel going to have to do an apology on the show? 2. Did Disney pay off Turning Points like Nexstar demanded?

New punk band name just dropped.

Fuck ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of this racist bullshit.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.