the weather will be nice next sunday and i will be on a lawn somewhere eating grapes from 1 to 4 pm and i hope transsexual women join me

Anybody can throw a trans ladies picnic, you can too www.tumblr.com/gynecomastod...

thinking about throwing a trans lady picnic next week. and also saying it is not a safe place because it is a public space. and i’m literally just a trans lady who is eating lunch in a park and hopes other transsexuals hang out for a while.

what if we kissed on stage at the riyadh comedy festival? wouldn’t that be hilarious. like omg we’re totally gay and about to be imprisoned in a foreign country and disappeared forever. lol. what a good joke

Werner Herzog should've been the English voice of Pochita in Chainsaw Man and I will not be talked off this hill.

Haha. Unless…?

it's almost time to catch major league baseball playoffs fever because major league baseball playoffs fever vaccines are unavailable following new directives from the dept of HHS

pay me and i will perform comedy for the saudi princes. the twin towers were mid and the skyline is better without them.

if they pay me, i will perform comedy at the riyadh comedy festival. i can probably get a good five minute set together. i am also willing to stand on stage in silence for up to an hour.

Looking very loudly at some of you

i’m sorry people. i just clocked a trans girl by her sneeze. i wasn’t even trying. i am the problem

wake up babe new all-gender bathroom sign just dropped

what’s your sign? (ok, maybe i’ve got a little bit of breast milk to spare)

i feel much more sympathy for wasps after i learnt that they're all female and after their purpose in life has been expended late in the summer they just buzz around exploring the world, looking for sugar and alcohol. they're just other women in their 40s, and pretty much living the dream at that

what a scamp

oh i loved this guy! he was fun

TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king

stealing back my churro hat

Kokotiner: According to this, The Gorilla Foundation has over 2.6 billion dollars in funding. Researcher: We have many generous donors who believe in our mission. Kokotiner: And how much is a Birkin bag? Researcher. That money is for research. We can't just spend- Kokotiner: jealousy professor

morpheus; [holding out 2 pills] one of these is estrogen, the other tylenol. the first will turn you transgender, therefore slowly making you more autistic. the other turns you autistic, and therefore slowly transgender...choose wisely...

we have an exciting new article on flinta forum from our mysterious contributor Anastasia Lyubovnitsa! flinta.forum/jekyll/updat...

@emma-addams.bsky.social & me after the function

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

saw a guy get raptured but when he was floating up in the beam of light he started jerkin’ it and the beam dropped him. he’s dead, he’s dead now and in hell

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

hiding a labubu in my implants so that when i die & archelogists dig up my corpse they can have a blind box opening

entering my quirky girl hat era in time for fall

My tiktok algorithm update

me, a manic pixie dream girl, turning the dial on my whimsy, sobbing and screaming “why don’t you love me!!” while you stare at the goth girl with a fat rack

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

pretty soon you’ll be legally required to ingest the black goo from prometheus to enter any denny’s in america

Sagittarius: Bad news: Ghost dinosaurs will finally find you at last. Good news: You won’t even notice, because you’ll be dealing with something much worse.

"booby traps"? i think they're called trans women

i like cute bougie shit cuz i’m a cute bougie little shit

cargo pants with a decorative rose where the butthole is

when your dad catches you wearing your sister's clothes and signs you up for baseball to toughen you up

Nails and Nap. Beauty Salon followed by Beauty Rest. Free Palestine.

I know a fae trap when I see one

am i into anime? [takes off shirt to reveal full back tattoo of big titty james of team rocket from the banned in america pokémon episode] you tell me

i take oral estradiol because i want my liver to look fish

supporting trans women means letting trans girls steal your identity

celebrities out walking characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread