Middle-aged and deadly, like a cobra in the shade

✊ DOWN WITH THE BIG LIGHT

Happy New Mirror

true story ;(

saddest 6 word story ever told: thumbs hurt, can’t play crash bandicoot.

You don't have to be trans to transition.

Yes. I wrote a whole book with this thesis, but about Stan Lee: josie.zone/true-believer

All the other astronauts are super mad at me for bringing a 1000-piece puzzle with me on the space station. First of all I don’t think a 19x27 table is that big. Second of all nobody told me stuff was weird up here

Finally saw Castration Movie part 1. All 5 hours. Dleightful romp, brilliant slice of life. Not sure why so many people told me it was so intense. You sure y'all are transsexuals?

it’s my only talent

December 30, 1999: Toronto's Vince Carter with a two-hand 360 slam in transition. Carter finished with 22 PTS/8 AST and Tracy McGrady had 24 PTS/11 REB in the Raptors' 109-104 win at Dallas. Dirk Nowitzki scored a game-high 32 PTS for the Mavericks.

wouldn't it be nice if we were corgis then we wouldn't have to wait so long

So many rockstars died at 27 because that's when twinkdeath hit

December 28, 1999: Arvydas Sabonis with the no-look, over-the-head assist to Damon Stoudamire. The Trail Blazers defeated Seattle, 94-89. Rasheed Wallace led Portland with 24 PTS/8 REB. Gary Payton had 24 PTS/13 AST for the SuperSonics.

I know you like to line dance Everything so democratic and cool But, baby, there's no guidance when random rules

authorities: "on june 20th, you posted 'lol daft cum'. is this the behavior of a well-adjusted person?" me: lol daft cum

it’s woke when i love beautiful women with huge tits

December 27, 1994: San Antonio's Moses Malone plays in what would be the final game of his NBA career at age 39, and throws in a 75-foot shot at the end of the first quarter. The Spurs defeated the Charlotte Hornets, 119-108.

I've never understood the problem with Pluto and Goofy both being dogs. They are clearly distinct species. Their most recent common ancestor was millions of years ago. It's like a human with a pet monkey.

park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

Thinking about the time I interviewed Justin Vivian Bond in her apartment for the TV show I produced and she pointed to the dual portraits of Jean Genet and JonBenet Ramsey above her bed and said, "When you think about it, they were both little prisoners"

That time of year again!

Songs build little rooms in time And housed within the song's design Is the ghost the host has left behind

somewhere out there, the most sad and pathetic egg is making a new year's resolution to "hit the gym, shave my head, and really lock in to try and get right finally" this year. she will probably have a full break down and realize Everything in April/May. remember to be kind to her during that time

December 26, 1999: Houston rookie Steve Francis drives and dunks on Jahidi White of the Wizards. Francis finished with 21 PTS/7 AST/6 STL but the Rockets lost at Washington, 103-92. White had 15 PTS/9 REB/5 BLK.

December 26, 1984: Arvydas Sabonis (age 20) shatters the backboard and seals a 94-78 win for the Soviet Union over Real Madrid during the Christmas Tournament in Madrid. Backboard replacement was not an option, so the championship game promptly ended—with just over 2:00 to go.

I don’t know about you but some days I just feel like hibernating #bear #brownbear #wildlife #nature #wildlifephotography #grizzly #grizzlybear

Favorite pic of 2025 (Honestly the first pic taken by @emma-addams.bsky.social after I stole her hat is the essence of me being casually mim and reflects the love we have, and the second is me playing the guitar I co-own w’ @swanreal.bsky.social taken by my bff @emchy.bsky.social, so I give u 2)

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

just once i’d like to celebrate christmas in july during christmas time

Sometimes it's important to take a step back and remember what Christmas is really about

on this day we celebrate the virgin marty and his boybortion

once more with feeling for my friends on this side of the pond

The haughty dame is me, a bit ghostly in the sun, but wishing you a lovely time for Christmas and a happy lucky New Year.

editing a trans magazine is a spectrum

i’m 40 and this will work on me

leaving out fifty hard boiled eggs for santa tonight

The doctor thinks I'm giving birth, but unbeknownst to him, I'm about to execute a delightful update to the classic "snakes in a can" prank

Breaking: tall man has drum

if steph castle hitting 3s is real the guy is gonna be all nba at some point