Well, a setback can be a setup For a comeback if you don't let up

🚨ASTORIA FRIENDS🚨 Picnic Magazine is now available at No Borders Books (@nobordersbooks.bsky.social) on 34th Ave alongside their very slick merch ⛓️‍💥📚🌈

Get ready for summer with a PICNIC

i went to here and got this magazine and saw a tall woman walking out of the store with her own copy. transsexuals (and admirers) hurry while supplies last.

IT’S HERE! Picnic 2 is ON SALE NOW at Hive Mind Books in Bushwick 💛🧺🐝 More locations coming soon :) —Alma

TRIP REPORT wearing the mask from The Mask 00:00 Putting on the mask 00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms. 00:12 Bouncing around like flubber […] 03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman" 03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

Today’s the day! We’re putting the PORN back in PICNIC ✊🏳️‍⚧️🚨

brunson with the kobe assist to mitch rob

Dyson Daniels looks like he just opened a package from Acme that contains dynamite

It's been evening all day long And how can something so old Be so wrong?

I have a poem about drinking pink lambrini and sneaking into 90s gay clubs and the writer John Weir in LOCAL KNOWLEDGE ISSUE TEN get it here!

Nice segue from Duncan Robinson to Duncan-Robinson in the two games tonight.

Total Recall makes more sense when you realize that's not "Arnold Schwarzenegger". He's just playing a character

it felt worse

Golden State turned the ball over on 39% of their possessions in the first quarter. Suns had 13 points off turnovers.

How much would you pay to never see the Balls Up commercial again?

for every ad they air, state farm should be forced to show footage of lamelo ball crashing a car during nba games

Well, a setback can be a setup For a comeback if you don't let up But this kind of hurtin' won't heal And the end of all wanting Is all I've been wanting And that’s just the way that I feel

the hit death cab for cutie song, "i will go through your trash"

i hate that this got an explicit label. why do i bother clicking nudity. hate how prudish the internet is

my post bbl compression garment is just shapewear with a crotch hole that i can’t pee out of and no bra. so i’ve just been walking around my gf’s apartment tits and pussy out for the last week

too scared to transition cause i gaze into erin reed's anti-trans magnifying orb every day

reminds me i need to file for divorce

New release day! Check out my new song ‘Almost Gone’, in @rainbowrodeo.bsky.social right now! rainbowrodeomag.com/listen-mya-b...

Petitioning god to let trans women shoot huge ropes if they want to.

this feels like either accidental allyship, or when allyship gets weird and goes wrong

the man who taught me you could spell jeff wrong

"For one night, we're us" is kind of what you're looking for out of all of this, from an emotional and narrative perspective, at a certain point. Pretty great.

the second bath

look at what you could be if your grandparents had headed west, mets fans. you could know happiness. you could know peace. but you were born to your misery and now you can't escape it

the mets at dodgers, aka social media's favorite team vs objective reality's favorite team

Shohei Ohtani, 86mph Sweeper (swinging strike) and 99mph Fastball (backwards K), Individual Pitches + Overlay. Why you'd take that 99mph heater.

CHILD 1 (moving Mon Mothma figure around): The Chandrilan arranged marriage is an outmoded social compact. The galaxy has moved on, and Chandrila must join it Child 2 (attaching Perrin's magnetic cocktail glass to his action grip hand): Certainly hasn't done us any favors

Open field with a window Open field with a window Open field with no child Open field with no child Open field Open field

phoenix is in the all black jerseys. BOOOOO!!! utterly generic. give me purple and orange!!

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

LaMelo basically had a no no no no yes final 30 seconds. Hilarious player.

LaMelo Ball: Rookie of the Year, All-Star, NBA on Prime Playmaker Chain recipient. Trophy case really starting to fill up.

Coby White doesn't have to face the doubters anymore. He has finally defeated the Miami Heat in an Eastern Conference play-in game.

your charlotte hornets!

lamelo gets the bucket after all that. wild finish

is lamelo’s neck cross like a charlie kirk thing? i’m pretty sure he had it before. prophecy??

lamelo fouling to end the season does feel kinda nice. see if herro makes all 3 and the heat holds on

LaMelo Ball takes out Bam Adebayo's leg

btw, the only reason picnic vol 2. isn't on sale yet is that Alma has to glue a copy of an illustration into all 300 magazines because our printer said it was "too pornographic." if you guys are into that sort of thing

Also I have legit not covered 1/10 of the crazy stuff that happens in this insane masterpiece. I have not even talked about the use of emojis for instance! You will have to PRE-ORDER THE BOOK to find out more

really excited to read this book!

ok so I want to do two threads about @blipstress.bsky.social PLASTIC PRISM VOID and this is the first and it is about BOOK DESIGN so if you are a NERD then buckle up. My basic positon, as the dummy who got roped into typesetting this book, is it is an amazingly rare thing: something actually new.