I am willing to get pregnant to see if it works for me.

Speaking from experience, this is less about AI enshittification and more about boomer/Gen X executives at DSPs’ toxic nostalgia for terrestrial radio (where some of them got their start) and an inability to understand that people under 40 don’t want that.

the government is shutdown emotionally as well

"Yeah, I'm into jazz."

It’s so nice to wake up to light like this.

I like the ones that say Oakland, personally.

Honestly, I think he'd have trouble holding them up.

LFG

“We’ve got Labubu at home.”

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

It’s called truth in advertising and it’s the law.

I now realize it was a mistake to teach my child how to negotiate.

What song is this pepper singing?

Fuck my feelings? Buddy, they won’t even let me kiss my feelings.

Splitsville is a banger. A script and execution so fun even Dakota Johnson seems engaged by the material. Also, it provides some scarce visibility for the receding hairline community. Four stars.

Evergreen skeet

We start celebrating seasonal affective disorder season earlier every year.

I’m going to be productive today right after I spend 10-12 hours listening to Bill Evans and staring out the window.

Seeing the Savannah Bananas tonight. I get why you might not care for it. The whole enterprise is Kelvin Gemstone coded. That said, I can’t personally get that mad at a bunch of silly hunks having a great time.

Would you like to hear baby Luther Vandross sing over some Italian dudes doing a pretty good impression of Chic? Yes, you would.

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Seattle, baybeeee

No judgement, but this place is much more enjoyable when a guy dies and vibes are horny instead of angry.

If you find yourself wanting a brief vacation for the mind, you could do a lot worse than eating a gummy and listening to the new Loaded Honey album on headphones with the lights down low.

Fuck my feelings? Buddy, they won’t even let me kiss my feelings.

It’s almost time.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt as good as Jewel Lloyd is going to feel when she eliminates the Storm from the playoffs.

Newsom and Pritzker seem like they’re doing a soft reboot of Goofus and Gallant.

Finally, an author has the courage to acknowledge the album Don’t Be Cruel by Bobby Brown. Tremendous strength and vision from @kashana.bsky.social

Evergreen advice

Three possibilities here: 1) Owners aren't happy about losing gate receipts for a high profile early season game. 2) The NBA doesn't like the long break for teams outside of the semifinals. 3) Some truly wild shenanigans happened with players in Vegas and I would very much like to hear about it.

Currently taking meetings to discuss my unproduced screenplay, Turkey Heist.

Did he think he was at David Duke University?

If anyone needs me, I’ll be booing anyone who doesn’t make it a true Daily Double.

We are having a big, big afternoon on the porch listening to the new El Michels Affair album.

Alcaraz won and Trump looked disappointed that the Axis power lost.

My wife does this if she actually likes the band I took her to see.

Have you been ShrekFished? You’re not alone. Please listen to this very important and probably award winning documentary about the very real problem of Shrek fraud.

This rules.

This would absolutely do numbers if they brought it back in 8 ounce glass bottles.

There is a one zillion percent chance this was Scot Pollard.

Two of my 11-year-old daughter’s favorite movies are directed by Nancy Myers and I’m concerned she may be a boomer sympathizer.

Seems like it might be more effective to sell voters on a party that does something about the concerns, but what do I know.

Same, babe.

This album is delightful.

A lot of former gifted kids became different versions of Tracy Flick.

This might be the only good brand partnership I've ever seen.

We are all, equally as a family, having a great time at the music festival.

Hanging another jersey in the Muted Words rafters. Congratulations, Gavin.