Why does Will Hardy look like goth Michael Bublé?

No offense to Paul Dano, but I’m seeing this tonight and I am absolutely jacked.

If Nissan just updated (and, preferably, electrified) their Pike cars from the ‘90s, I think it would save the company. www.nissan.ph/experience-n...

Now would be a great time for a sit down between Pablo Torre and Chris Paul.

Santa should go to the Hague for this.

Today’s look is Gorton’s Fisherman: Ninja Assassin.

Maybe my culture is a costume.

every youtube comment on Oasis' Don't Look Back in Anger is like 'this was the favorite song of everyone in my family, and they're all dead and I played it at their funerals'

“Solid floor no ceiling” sounds a lot like being unhoused.

no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me

Train Dreams is extremely Lumineers coded.

We’re watching old episodes of the Barefoot Contessa and I’m desperately concerned Jeffrey Epstein is going to be at one of Ina’s dinner parties.

Collin Gillespie has twerp energy (complimentary).

Remembering the Thanksgiving when my mom, watching a local news story about people lining up overnight for doorbuster deals, earnestly said, “Black Friday has gotten too commercial.”

You can buy happiness. It costs four grand and you gotta know a guy.

We have less than a month until we start gaining sunlight again, FYI.

That’s the loudest I’ve yelled “Precious” since the 2010 Academy Awards.

I think Zach Lavine and I are equally happy he is not playing in crunch time.

"Yeah, hi, Jesus. This is more of a comment than a question."

Clipse live

NO ONE BEATS THE SACRAMENTO KINGS BY DOUBLE DIGITS NINE TIMES IN A ROW

It seems like it would be tight to not follow the most depressing franchises in sports.

I’m more of a Moneyshot Twine man, myself.

Okay, I'll bite. Let's do a thread of some things I've enjoyed recently. The OffBall newsletter by @ashtynbutuso.bsky.social is the only newsletter I actually read daily. It's fun, digs into corners of culture that I wouldn't find on my own, and even makes sports I don't care about interesting.

A huge goose landed on the skylight above my desk and stared at me for ~30 seconds. I'm unsettled. Is she plotting? Am I being called to Goose Duty? What does she want?

Who can I speak to about negotiating this down?

Meeting the pope to give him my bootleg Ron Artest Kings jersey.

Any time can be bedtime if you don’t believe in yourself.

This is why the Kings are the team for this moment. The Sacramento Kings: America’s Team🫡

We need a reboot of Secret Honor focused on Donald the day after the full files get released.

This is called a drafts folder.

Make your hand flat like a plate if you don't want to lose a finger.

It’s honestly very rude to have Nikola Jokic on your basketball team.

Oh you can see the “aurora borealis”? How impressive. I’m reading my 20th article of the day on the same subject, and I’m learning very little

I like that this game started late. Kings basketball should only be shown at the forbidden hour.

When there’s a little more dinner you can eat while you’re cleaning up, that’s called The Cleaner Upper’s Delight

Guys I see at shows lately have two predominant looks: 1) Alternate Universe Weird Al 2) Local pervert bought a disguise at Bass Pro Shops

Get ready to learn primaries, buddy.

After a few international business trips spent staring at the seat in front of me for 10 hours wishing an anvil would fall on my head, I figured out how to do this. Here's how.

I could be a source familiar with lunch if anyone needs one. I've had it several times.

Ryan Adams came to my office to play a few songs once. Showed up massively hungover, barely verbal enough to demand breakfast. A young employee hustled to get him a meal. When she returned, he snatched the food, hurled it against the wall and started yelling in her face. Once a dick, always a dick.

Oh, thank god.

Can we get a “Real Feel,” but for time? Example: it’s 6:42 on the West Coast, but the real feel time is 10:42.

Personally, I’d love to be upgraded to questionable.

I have never done cocaine and this video makes it clear I made the right choice.

If I ever start working again, I am absolutely posting this video in my LinkedIn announcement.