The lord’s work

thought about stealing this joke but i’m better than that @ashtynbutuso.bsky.social

The onion has assembled a flawless staff, business model, and content, and the only thing im holding out for now is a sports vertical with sydney colson

This thread is what the ESPN broadcast should've done if they cared enough

Do we talk about basketball here yet

Georgia never wants to see this face again

Dayton, you will pay for your sins

A movie will cost $100 million and is the most boring period piece youve ever seen, and you just know a male director was like "this story has to be told........" and a 70-year-old studio exec was like "yes................."

if youre not using a daylight high yield savings, youre leaving hours on the table

Idrk if I agree with Luke Kornet or not, but the reactionary whataboutism to it is so exhausting. Speaking as the sometimes "friend that is too woke," I feel comfortable saying "you never call out [x player] for beating up women" is not an appropriate response.

pronouncing bougie like dougie

im going to save the wine industry

genuine question: Is there any sector that's actually for real hiring people????????

Duo i just made up

I love reading articles

sidney crosby jj redick same face

locking in for Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins

andy roddick landon donovan same face

they are doing some realllllllll ableist stuff on the other app right now (which I have to scroll on for work, do not tell me to stop pls lol)

this reminds me that a doctor once convinced my (vegan, in his 30s) husband he had gout and my husband believed him for months and of course he did not have gout

tyrese haliburton has shingles???/ what is next anthony edwards has dementia???

everyone is very skinny these days

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I don’t even really stand for the national anthem but just for today, I need someone to make a Winter Olympics edit to National anthem by Lana del Rey

hockey is insane. im hooked! unfortunate they only play this sport once every four years, but i cant wait to see watch again in 2030

*turning on the north london derby after that gold medal game* why do these ones have teeth

So the women’s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the men’s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.

my bf, for two weeks, while i talk his ear off about the olympics, has been saying "i just dont care about the olympics" and he finally watched his first event of these games today and said "wow that was really fun"

Hockey players’ hair is really important to me

OUR salmon???? her brain is marshmallow

now tage i can get into

they need to give the puck a tail so i can start enjoying hockey

Alysa I'm pouring carbonara sauce on you goat

ALYSA TIME!!!!!!!!

if i was an ice skater, my song would be hobo johnson

hilary knight i'm pouring arbiatta sauce on you GOAT

amber glenn i'm pouring alfredo sauce on you GOAT

hilary knight i'm pouring arbiatta sauce on you GOAT

Kent appreciation post

is KD in this room too

being able to watch unrivaled on HBO after it airs is SOOO clutch. im going to become one of those dads that tivos every game

Americans being bad at snowboarding is a reality I simply cannot accept

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

i read playboy for the ARTICLES

I have always said (at least, I said it yesterday, on the @flagrantmag.com podcast) that NBA tanking is only an issue because people are realizing money is being left on the table.

Announcers saying a women’s skeleton player looks a little tired on her board today. Totally

cant relate to be unapologetically myself. i am very apologetically myself

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