thought about stealing this joke but i’m better than that @ashtynbutuso.bsky.social

there are so many more terrible tweets i could post but this might be the one that truly, finally, gets me off the website

i don’t have an opinion on whether or not Geese hiring that company constitutes fraud but i do think all the kids crying about sound like babies

i’ll ultimately be rooting for the Portland Trail Blazers this evening but I do hope Booker has a good game

i just posted something stupid so i deleted it. very liberating

honestly what’s more frustrating is living in a country where bombing a girls school and advocating for trans people are seen as Equally Bad by median voters

i don’t think trump will actually end iran’s civilization but i’m very tired of waking up to learn the new things he yelled about

What if the United States Congress existed?

michigan state fans rooting for michigan (i’ve seen a few): please have some self respect

one of my favorite tweets about the current admin

some days i don’t spiral too hard about israel but today isn’t one of those days

i think this is exactly right and it is part of what i was trying to get at last week when i wrote about the narcissism of the president and his allies. they fundamentally do not believe other people are real, and do not understand the decisions they make.

this kind of post has been going around and while I hate Michigan with every fiber of my being, Yax does deserve credit for becoming an All-american level player after not having been recruited/going to a JUCO.

no one asked me but if i was going to expand an eleven-team big ten to an eighteen-team big ten i would have added: Notre Dame Iowa State Pitt West Virginia Syracuse two of Akron/Buffalo/Miami (OH)/Toledo

go green baby see you all next weekend

just realized a pet peeve is mine is when someone refers to a simile as a metaphor

tonight i’ll be watching The State of the Bunion, a montage of before/after bunion surgery clips

The Fray was playing as we boarded the next flight…we’re gonna die

i understand why they don’t exist anymore but damn i would love to read an airline magazine right now. do the crossword in the back. think about the junk i could buy

It’s -2000 degrees below zero. You just flashbanged yourself twenty feet from the front desk. Three hours sleep cause locals who hate you bang garbage cans outside your room all night. The Home2Suits has fallen and you’re not getting that signing bonus for another 4.5 years. Ass. It’s all ass, dude.

shoutout this guy

ICE/CBP just shot two people in Portland.

good morning just spilled hot coffee on my private parts

finally convinced my son to watch HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000) instead of THE GRINCH (2018). he adores the latter but i don’t have the heart to tell him it’s dogshit

we used to be a proper country

for the first night of Hanukkah my son gave me the anti-chafe stick that had been sitting on my desk for months

time is a flat circle

i didn’t watch SPACE JAM every day in 1997 to be insulted like this

yeah bro we are heading to the physical ephemera meetup. i have a JC Penny catalog from 1999, a bookmark from the library, and this voided Bugs Bunny check from my mom

i’m not a serious gamer, though i do feel like if one was throwing together a list of the top fifty games ever, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe would be on the list

throwback jerseys look great tonight

s/o to Ohio State and Trail Blazers legend Evan Turner for being a part this studio halftime show on Peacock

uncles across michigan are monitoring the situation

glad we’re getting two Ft. Meyers tourism ads

thinking of her today

We all love Remembering Guys, but mostly it's just that Cleanthony played so much international ball that it was a good hook for a category about basketball terms in foreign languages.

*loud borat voice* my wife

wow Weigel confirmed llama

this is what MSU could be if they could hit shots

love when the #SpartanDawgs go on national tv and whip some ass

Cam Ward is such an exciting freshman for MSU AND s/o Izzo to giving him some minutes

becoming a fan of Turnstile, I fear

shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now

Dame with the Celine dad hat, wonder how he feels the direction of Michael Rider compares to Hedi Slimane

I just know that somehow Ted Wheeler was involved in the Cuomo campaign

Blazers could still win this but good lord these bricks are stacking up

Dick Cheney the Christian Bale character?

Max Muncy looks like a CPA in a small Great Lakes town