My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube! Featuring: @mikewozniak.bsky.social @chriscantrill.bsky.social @sammytdobson.bsky.social @amygledhill.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...

I just heard myself say to the dog “that was actually quite funny. You need to enjoy me more”.

Accidentally in credit with our gas and electric company. It’s going to be like Blackpool Illuminations on the one hot day of the year here tomorrow. Everything’s getting charged. Giving the dog ice lollies. Party time.

Making an enormous pot of soup as the season dictates. We’ve just tried it and there’s definitely something amiss. Not spoilt. Just… floral? Sweet? So off to eat a litre of danger soup and possibly vomit like I’m possessed. Merry Epiphany!

I love slush. My dog loves licking other dogs piss. The inclement weather has created slushy dog piss and he cannot get enough. And I cannot begrudge him it.

How to sum myself up in one post on a new platform. Well, I’ve broken my toe with a toy keyboard. Yup. That’ll do it.