"small-town Sheffield" Huh?

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

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Getting a bit pissed off with the negativity around the LFC squad without most of the press and pundits talking into consideration how Jota's death has impacted them. Some of the guys and staff attending his wedding and then his funeral in the space of a few weeks. Have some compassion, ffs.

I get need for the carrier bag charge and in the most it works, particularly when food shopping. However, it narks me when you get charged for one when you've just spent a decent amount on an item of clothing. First world problems and all that, I know. It wasn't anything flashy, a much needed coat.

Have they won the league?

Chiesa on, please.

I'm pleased Neto has pulled through after that one. Looked horrendous. 🙄

Unfortunately I’ve come out of hospital with several issues , but rather lay in bed propped up I want a recliner chair for my bedroom any recommendations?. Checked some out but they are so expensive, any comments and thoughts would be great, electric is preferred .

Listening to Chris Evans interview Gary Oldman on the wireless and for someone who is an absolute master of his craft it's remarkable how soft and broken his own speech is and how he struggles to find the right words. Gary, that is.

@mysteriosox.bsky.social Good Lord.

I know some folk moan about the Wimbledon crows but the Ryder Cup crowd, especially when it's in the U.S. are the absolute worst. Miller Lite chugging weirdos. 😁

I wish there was more room for Chiesa in other games. Lad's quality.

Apologies to anyone who's already heard this. I used to go to the same doctor as Dickie Bird. Sat in the waiting room one morning and in he walks, I say "Alright, Dickie?" He curtly replied, "Well if I was, I wouldn't be here, would I, lad!?" I still cringe thinking about it. RIP. Go well, sir.

Just had the stereo in the car that loud you could feel the glass moving. Something I rarely do but it was Guns of Brixton by The Clash. So, ya know... I make no apology.

I've just weighed myself for the first time in years. It's not something I usually do but I've been training a lot of late so curiosity got the best of me. Currently 11.5 stone (73kg or 161 lb if that's your preference) and a 32" waist. I'm sure you're all delighted. 😬

For anyone who plays or likes snooker, today I had the pleasure of playing on a heated tournament table with a brand new cloth. The difference and speed is unreal compared to a normal club table. Outrageously fast and very hard to judge if you're not used to it. Also, the pocket sizes. 😳

Indeed. youtu.be/TXm_WEtMtFo?...

Eyup. 😁

It's amazing how often a player rolls round holding their shin regardless of where, if any, contact was made. Yes, that means you, Bruno.

It still absolutely baffles me that people do this with their phones on speaker and have full blown private conversations that everyone can hear. I know I'm not the only one. Please stop it.

Diego Simeone is such a tit. Not a single redeeming feature to him as player or a manager.

Don't Stop Believin' by Journey. Proper makes my shit itch.

Is there any way of stopping my phone (Android) prompting me ten times a day to use Gemini, the AI assistant? It's proper getting on my nipples.

Not sure how much longer Ruben Amorim will last. I hope it's a while but I suspect it won't be at this rate.

This is superb.

Dermot's playing Weller doing a cover of Come Together. I saw him play it as an encore at Manchester Apollo some time during the 90s and it was absolutely outstanding. It was the same gig that Northern Uproar were support and I was certain they'd make it big. Sadly not. Did alright. But not big.

Remember in the 90s when they told DAB was far superior to analogue FM? Absolute horse shit. FM rarely dropped out and if it did it would automatically retune to an alternative frequency. DAB constantly drops out, never retunes and the sound quality is inferior. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

They say each generation gets slightly taller but I'm starting to feel tiny amongst the kids now. My lad is 6' 5" and still growing. His cousin, Ben, is 6' 9", Ben's sister, Rebecca is 6' 1". Everyone towers over me and at 5' 10" I wouldn't consider myself a short arse.

I'm not sure who you are, Tom, but this is absolute click-bait tosh. He's played 3 games you imbecile. 🤣

I wish the internet would recognise that I did buy the product I viewed weeks ago so it's not still showing me the same items now. I don't want another head shaver. I've bought one. How many heads do you think I've got, ffs. 🙄

Well that's a nice surprise to wake up to. I know it's not a massive win but I'll take it. 😊

If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty crap about my small business. It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk

I've only just found out that Steve McClaren is now manager of the Jamaican national team and the only thing I can think is what accent he does.

Deichman are doing a buy one get one half price on school shoes. I'm so confused. Call me old fashioned but traditionally we've always bought shoes in pairs. Well, most us, I suspect.

I see uber baggy oversized jeans are back in with the yoof. It looked terrible in the 90s and I've got to say nothing has changed. To each their own, of course. But...

I'm going to stop watching doubles tennis because the fist bumping hand tapping/slapping after every single point absolutely does my nut in.

Me: "Hi, have you got these in a size 9?" Assistant: "I'll just check for you... no, sorry. We have them in an 11?" Me: "Oh, they'll be perfect with four pairs of thick socks on, I'll take those." Not really. But why ask. 🙄

Must resist, must resist... www.adidas.co.uk/italia-70s-s...

It's been a while since I've scored a proper bargain from TK Maxx but today I managed it. A really nice John Richmond cashmere jumper that was originally £210 for £30. Back of the net.

I wish people would stop releasing statements with white text on black backgrounds.

Not a classic but 3 points is all that matters.

Sky commentary making out this game is a title decider after 3 games is hilarious.

No idea why VvD didn't just put his laces through it in the position he was in. I fully expected him to.

At least 3 Arsenal players should be on a yellow by now. Ref's taking the piss.

It's all a bit cagey at the minute.

I do like a collective "man on!" from the stands.

Been to my mam and dad's for the final time before it's handed back to the council tomorrow morning. Fifty odd years of history and memories. Some good, some not sood and some pretty shit. I miss my dad and whilst my mam is still with us dementia has taken the person I knew. Clearing the house...

Been to the pictures with 20 to watch 'Nobody 2' and it's a lot of fun. The element of surprise - in that it's not what you're expecting - has now obviously been removed because of the first film but it delivers more of the same comedy action. An absolute hoot, in my humble opinion.