Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.

Blimey, Trout & Salmon.

Oh my

Read thousands of definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited — Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and a great table-leveller). A perfect gift for yourself or someone you vaguely like. Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU #viz #comedy #rude #swear

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got. Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean? Last line is especially ominous

MY NAM IS COW AND WEN IT WETTE AND I SHUD TO THE DRIE BARN GETTE I WANDERE OTE! I CHEWE THE CUDDE! I GETTE MISELF STUK YN THE MUDDE!

It’s possible for Kirk Douglas to have been present at both the murder of the Romanovs and the funeral of Keith from the Prodigy.

Massive career pivot but respect.

For those who don’t know what happened in last week’s news. CW: SA www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It is quite the achievement to simultaneously deny two young women their booked room late at night, yet allow a complete stranger complete access to another person’s room. Security in hotels is an issue that clearly needs an urgent review. Literally one call to the occupant saying is required.

I've used Travelodge in the past as a simple, cost-effective way to stay somewhere overnight, but I won't be using them ever again - their security policies and duty of care (or lack of) are ridiculous

In a gay bookstore on Christopher Street a kind guy told me how to get into Studio 54. I was dancing my arse off there opposite a man who asked me what I was doing in the city. “I’m here to see the Rothkos at the Guggenheim.” Which was less pretentious than it sounded because a) it was true and 1/2

Coming up this Thursday on PantoSplaining...

"and the Olive Guppy Olivettes".

Things look grim in the markets right now, but at least the U.S. economy wasn’t already being propped up by a massive speculative AI bubble that is highly sensitive to rising energy costs.

holy shit

In 1989, Renault chose to advertise their new Renault 21 with this frankly incredible homage to Scarred for Life Year Zero programme The Prisoner. Enn Reitel stands in for Patrick McGoohan's voice at the end. They tried to get the man himself, and I can imagine how well that conversation went...

In the finest tradition of Scottish sects.

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

Almost annoyingly clever Tommy Siegel cartoon.

Two things. 1. The Lancet isn't a US journal. 2. The Lancet and its editor-in-chief are directly responsible for RFK Jr's anti-vax beliefs.

Siri, show me a contradiction in terms.

Typical Amazon enshittification. When you just want a herb grinder for your herbes du Provence and Amazon says sure, I can get you a "HERB GRINDER" *nod wink* nothing to see here officer it's just a perfectly innocent "HERB GRINDER". Wanna get some extra long Rizlas for your "omlette" as well?

Massively unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but the Brittas Empire episode “We All Fall Down” was delayed a couple of weeks due to Dunblane, as the climax featured the electrocution of a bunch of schoolkids.

We're all seeing the same thing in that image, right?

There was a far-right protest against mayor Zohran Mamdani in New York yesterday and well, that's quite the sign

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Pieces of eight (bits) Artist: Pizopop https://b3ta.com/board/11426267 From the '80s Tech Today' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/80stechtoday/popular/ #80sTechToday

This comic is sublime mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

Amazing that he won that case against the BBC when we all know what the first line of his obituary is going to contain.

Suede’s best lineup: Brett Anderson (vocals), Bernard Butler (guitar), Mat Osman (bass), Simon Gilbert (drums), Stephen Fry (euphonium), Ian McKellen (kazoo), Pam St Clement (vibes).

OH, GOD, *NO*

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes? From Treasure magazine, 1965 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)

Sarah C. Andersen (born June 15, 1992) US cartoonist and illustrator #Womensart

I may have not included this part of the sentence as part of my argument: "The Kennedy family is also notoriously private..." lol

“…the small town of Horley, near Gatwick airport, became a gay paradise in the 1980s thanks to the high concentration of cabin crew residents … two first world war soldiers, Gerald and Phil, who fell in love after meeting on a boat returning from Le Havre.” John Grindrod’s book sounds fun

I'm so glad she wrote this. The portrayal of her in this series is, to me, indefensible. She deserves an apology from the filmmakers and FX. And if you hear yourself saying you portrayed a real person (who's alive!) in a particular way to manipulate your audience, please go improve.

A cool little Mycena that I photographed in Oxapampa, Perú. Never seen one with this cool stem texture before, no idea which species it could be. Olympus OM-1 / 90 mm macro lens / 180 images stacked, ISO 200, f/5. #mushrooms #mycena #fungifriends #olympus

Magnificent. I’d be so proud.

On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.

Throwback to the WORST gig I've ever been to and it was meant to be the best cos it was one of my (ex) faves playing one of my (ex) fave albums. Fucking danger. And if you wanna know why it was my worst ever gig, just Google it.

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Egg is the Tom Good of This Life. The first time you watch it, you think he's lovely. But when you watch it again, years later, you realise that he is a sactimonious selfish twat. @mysteriosox.bsky.social