A smorgasbord of dodgy apostrophes at this charity shop, including the frankly absurd ‘need’ed’, you simply have to respect the commitment

This GTA: Titanic video is the best thing you'll see today.

See you in the morning patreon.com/eggpod supporters x

There doesn't seem to be a decent-quality clip of this anywhere, so here it is. #EarlyDoors #Circuses

Arguably the greatest UK top ten to reference the miners strike over a loop of The Smiths which was originally sampled to antagonise indy fans in their audiences

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I just fangirled Michael Aspel in a pub garden. He was charming and handsome and I’m a giddy fool.

Sitting outside with a dog at my feet and a cold beer on the go. Birdsong, the distant tumble of traffic and someone coughing their lungs up a few gardens away. All is sort of right with the world for a bit

Some more shots from Colwyn Bay this afternoon, at the Terry Jones statue unveiling. First pic: Palin, Gilliam, Cleveland and Izzard. The fact nobody more than 6ft from the stage could hear anything they were saying, a la the sermon on the mount in Brian, was not lost on the audience.

This is magnificent

The menu ( in Welsh ) of Caffi Spam at Colwyn Bay for the unveiling of the Terry Jones statue this afternoon. #montypython

In the last six months, having added an ageing black Labrador and a largely black cat to the menagerie, I have a question. How do people cope with the bloody hair? It's EVERYWHERE. Drifts of it every time I vacuum.

Although the main reason that *British* left wingers do it (thankfully a great deal less than they - we, to be honest - used to) is because of narcissism. Our sins must always be the most important part of a conversation, we are the monsters in the room

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

WOR radio transmitting tower. Margaret Bourke-White, 1935

When I'm searching for nuance in discussion of antisemitism, I always say "Jewess".

‘I have three little kids and I want them to grow up in hell, plus I don’t want to actually spend any of my time with them now, so I get an LLM to steal someone else’s story and regurgitate it as meaningless slop. They love it! “Dad, tell us a story about what a dreadful human being you are!”’

1930's CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY...

My best friends when I tell them about something I quite like:

Jimmy Bullard stating on live tv that he threw a task on I’m a Celeb so that he could go home & get his full fee, as opposed to just quitting as he’d only get 20% of his fee if he did that… mad tv.

Not to be too 'we Scots, we're something else' about it but funny that the majority of the I'm A Celeb drama this year seems to be stemming from the fact someone called someone else a cunt a few times. In Scotland we call that a productive workplace dialogue

How's my day going, you ask? Well, I've just called a Henry hoover a "little scarlet wanker" and told a jam doughnut to fuck off. Draw from that what you will.

The decision of Piers Morgan to let this play out and keep filming is a spectacular bit of comedy of embarrassment. An anxiety dream of comedy.

"Dapper Laughs" *long drag on roll-up, thousand-yard stare* "Now there's a name I've not heard in a long time"

This, I regret to inform you, is absolutely real. True end times shit. I mean, what are we doing here?

If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night

I remain, Sir, Ever yours,

I wrote about Richard Gadd’s work and how I’m starting to suspect something’s a bit wrong here.

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

Just so you know that a "Buttload" is 126 gallons. 😃

I see @ddebralouise.bsky.social has designed the new Bangladesh Forest Department uniforms

Probably the most significant gender gap on a political issue not tied to gender I have ever come across. And not some mere fluke, consistent on our trackers going back years, a genuine point of difference between men and women.

Just taken down all of my St George's Day decorations x

Ah, the Meta Glass fixture in Ligue 1 tomorrow

"I watched Downfall right up to the bit where the guy with the moustache got really angry. Wonder what happened to him?"

I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?

LOVE this. Once I was walking in the Phoenix Park with a visiting college friend. A passing jogger tutted in disapproval and said, as only a Dub can, ‘Ah here, would you ever hold her hand.’ We laughed but he took my hand. Some shenanigans ensued; our 20th wedding anniversary is in September.

Zack absolutely does look at the replies (evidence being him liking a reply which talks about ummm Israeli paymasters) and doesn’t see the waves of antisemitism in there so I’m gonna be honest, am not sure he’s the best arbiter here

It’s St George’s Boxing Day! Enjoy your cold dragon, patriots.

OK, now I can rest.

This new Jacko movie looks terrific

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

"Michael 2: Electric Noncealoo"

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

is it love? i bet it’s love

I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.