Being a leader doesn't mean you have followers it means you go first

The proud parents

Whatever you did to one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did to me.

ABAM: First memory. Pissing on a lit wood stove with my cousin age 3. Made a pretty cloud.

Cannot recommend these guys enough. Probably some of the BEST beer in the PNW. Not one of their many beers is mediocre or sub par. NOT ONE!

I think after 2 days in the desert sun I would have named the Horse by then. But that's just me.

So sick of Fake AI Bullshit. Give me real pictures of real shit.

When you go to do a stretch and somehow bonk a cat on the nose. And then the cat bites you. Next thing you know evil president dictators are conquering lands for the same reason that people are being shot in the face in the streets. None. Then you learn to put down the vodka screwdriver.

When you go to do a stretch and somehow bonk a cat on the nose. And then the cat bites you. Next thing you know evil president dictators are conquering lands for the same reason that people are being shot in the face in the streets. None. Then you learn to put down the vodka screwdriver.

Star Trek series are always a product of their era. '60s was the original series and there were many thoughts and ideas presented that were completely foreign to the world at that time. Groundbreaking. Next Generation, Deep Space Nine and Voyager are so '90s. It makes me want to cry.

Release the Epstein Files. Signed Epstein's mother.

I've lost count the number of times I've met hot women while dressed as a pirate.

When people steal your thunder, never forget that YOU are the lightening.

Vancouver, WA

Grandparents’ house. Ten-year-old me, cross-legged on the green shag in front of the TV, flipping channels, looking for Bugs Bunny. I stop on this. “Turn that OFF!” Grandma shouts. “Huh?” She storms into the living room, snaps off the TV & points at the door. “OUTSIDE. NOW.” Gma was mean.

Donald is short for piece of shit.

One of my favorite jokes from John Mulaney. "You don’t get to vote when you’re 94-years-old! You don’t get to order for the table when you’re about to leave the restaurant! I’m sorry. That joke is ageist. That is wrong. It is wrong to say one age group is better than another. "

Ya know after 27 years of "praising you l like should", maybe you could praise ME once in a while? When does it get to be my turn?

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🤏<

So sick & tired of hearing Democrats in congress talk about what WE COULD or SHOULD DO to stop DJT. Enough with the hand-wringing & bellyaching! We don't care about hypothetical BS. Americans want to know what YOU CAN DO & WILL DO ...TODAY! We want ACTION, not Bitch & Moan. Fucking DO SOMETHING!

I don't know why. He ain't going there.

Dear person at the gym. I don't mind that you decided to discuss your bowel movements & orgasms IN THE LOUDEST VOICE POSSIBLE. But did you also have to go around and remove everyone's ear buds & headphones first?

One cannot listen to X-Minus One (and the earlier one, Dimension X) without noticing its relation to Star Wars, Star Trek & Twilight Zone. You cannot have any of those shows without this. Some are corny, MOST are excellent for the era. (even an attempt at early feminism?) Here's one of my favs.

Countdown for blastoff: X minus five, four, three, two, X minus one. Fire! From the far horizons of the unknown come transcribed tales of new dimensions in time & space. These are stories of the future; adventures in which you’ll live in a million could-be years on a thousand maybe worlds.

Cluster Migraines are fucking worst. All the sudden my nervous system just decided to say fuck you to my left eye for 20 days.

post a great jorts song from your playlist: Smells like teen jorts.

Um. Mental Illness is an issue and wish the filmmaker had consulted a Mental Health Pro before making this film. Would have given the viewer context, which the film sorely lacks. Great performance by Jennifer Lawrence but it's lost to clumsy & confused editing.

I KNEW it! 🤣

Everyone on here talking about making reductions and sauces and homemade bread, etc, etc. And I'm over here eating SpaghettiOs. Yes. I can cook when I want to. 😁

Go watch the original pilot for Star Trek TOS, the one with Christopher Pike. Spock is a different character there too. I think showing Spock's struggle & transition to Nimoy's version is compelling drama. Same with SNW Kirk. We're seeing how he becomes one of the greatest Star Ship captains ever.

Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "If you know what I mean." Leave it Beaver, if you Know What I Mean.