All I hear is Radio Ga Ga

Welcome to BSKY! Where bitching about not getting likes ... is how you get likes!

One of my favorite RW lines. "Look. I'm writing my name over the entire Soviet Union" Mr. Happy in space. Makes me sad that there's an entire generation that does not know who this is.

Woody knew WTF he was talking about

What America needs is Hope

The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is Compost! 🤣😂🤣

I don't know. What do you think?

Instead of handling the bullshit that's happening around me. I'd rather rage post about it. Won't actually solve the problem. But I'll get much more dopamine that way.

No. I can't say 'drive by boob graze' three times fast. 🤔 That sort of negates the whole purpose, doesn't it?

No. I can't say 'drive by boob graze' three times fast. 🤔 That sort of negates the whole purpose, doesn't it?

You've buttholed your last surfer.

When the recipe calls for cilantro but you use soap instead. (I actually love cilantro. But a certain person in my family thinks it tastes like soap and hates it, so we don't use it 😔)

As long as people laughing I got hope. Maybe a lot more crying too. But laughter is the antidote.

It's not the sending part of the emails that you're having trouble with. It's the reading part 🙄

See that's where I've been going wrong. Somehow I got the wiping and the pooping in the wrong order. Thanks for the help

You've Ironed your last Maiden.

Half of what I say is meaningless. ...and to be honest I probably wouldn't rely on the other half either!

Any clue what this song is about? Take it to the bridge, throw it overboard See if it can swim, back up to the shore No one's in the house, everyone is out All the lights are on and the blinds are down

Bob's a genius

Well, lost the turn signal on my car today. The good news is the doctor said my middle finger will be healed in a week though.

DAD TAX!!!