Official dialogue from S4 SNW. "Careful. It's cold in here, Jim" "Oh, yes. I know."

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.

Oh my

I remember a baseball game where my son struck out and the coach said to him, "You got to remember to lay off that high cheese." To which my son replied. "But I like high cheese. It's the best kind." That's my boy!

Looks like I've got some reading to do

I bet Congress is spinning in their graves right now.

I was at Walgreens the other day, heard the opening bars of this song, which my GenX self greatly appreciated! Alas! My GenX self was greatly disappointed to find it sung by a 12 year old. They're doing this to all of our music! For those who weren't there when it came out, here's the original.

This has got to be the saddest day of my life I called you here today for a bit of bad news I won't be able to see you anymore Because of my obligations, and the ties that you have We've been meeting here everyday And since this is our last day together I wanna hold you just one more time.

We already have a time machine. It's called music.

1920s ice delivery dude and the source of the original dirty martini.

Herve!

I just don't understand how you can watch this without tears in your eyes "Promises mean everything when you're little And the world's so big I just don't understand how You can smile with all those tears in your eyes Tell me everything is wonderful now"

Don't be afraid of a 6 month home renovation. Those 12 months will be the most fulfilling 2 years of your life.

Legal… Accounting… Shipping and Receiving… Online Property Management Including Pest Control Night Time Security And Non-Arboreal Gardening Services… mmm hm!

I know why people use subtitles when they watch TV & Movies. Simple. Seems like the entire film industry "PROS" have FORGOTTON how to mix. The music is too fucking loud & the voices not loud enough. Bullshit on everyone's system is different. Fucking mix it in MONO & make movies people want to see.

My therapist : Can you say that again but this time without quoting Scrubs? me: Would you tell me the answer to this question: Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

When you find yourself correcting grammar and questioning the existence of certain skeets (WTF, WHY, WHY?) then realize you're just being bitchy and go to bed.

Great Question And I've keep wondering why any band would call itself The Beat Les. Seems to me that having a beat would be important. Or how one's skill at Hailing a Van makes you a rock band?

Steak jokes are rare, but can be well done. I have no beef with that.

So I'm a bit confused. At what point does BlueSky quit hiding my posts from my followers? I've put out some perfectly decent content in the last few days and BlueSky behaves like I don't even exist. What's the point?

BlueSky is a great game and all. But how do you shoot??

The word is catcher's mitt

Somehow grooming among primates (homo sapiens sapiens included) is HUGE when it comes to status & affection. If I said to a female of my species... As your MATE, I promise I will ALWAYS SIT next to you, PLAY with your hair and EAT the bugs off of your body. Would this pickup line work?

I too am very tit positive.

Verified, original Reece's TV ad. P1: Hey! You got your chocolate in my peanut butter! P2: You got your peanut butter in my chocolate! (they taste it) Both: Mmm… That's delicious. Did we just FUCK?

Nah. This POS is gonna be tormented for lots of other reasons too.

Hemingway's "For Whom the Smell Tolls"

Read this. Fucking brilliant

People should make crappy AI fan movies set in the Star Wars universe because they can and there's no one to tell them they shouldn't. -They already do. Are they crappy? -Mostly, yeah. Some are ok. Well ok then.

This is genius next level stuff, here. I now officially have confidence in the next gen of slackers.

He hates these cans!

When the name of the city you live in gets co-opted by Canada and now when you say where you live, people accuse you of being Canadian. Which is actually a pretty nice thing to accuse someone of. But my city is beautiful too and Vancouver, USA was here first. So there. Eh.

Georgia Kitty. You got to move so I can put the food in your dish. She looks at me. Looks in her dish, which is empty, then looks at me. Georgia. You got to move so I can put the food in your dish. She looks at me. Looks in her dish. Looks at me and meows. Same dance everyday.