I am at party in a swanky bar. I am the first person to have arrived

New tech! Great! How can this be used to degrade women?

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

It’s no God Save the King but yes it’s bollocks

These fucking commentators are so bad

So you’re a gangster capitalist now father?

Okay, AI puke it is

Just one boring year. Is that too much to ask you pieces of shit (not you lot the ones in charge)

Everyone has made the joke already. Don’t do it

It’s exhausting and boring, but because the wilful misunderstanders will be out in force some of us are going to have to spend a lot of time saying: No, we do not like or support Maduro. We like and support the rule of law.

Chaffers on the money

there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here

Now everyone is (rightly) all aerated about the nudity AI shit on X, can we please do something to stop the Pervert Glasses that will soon be in wide circulation?

Same

I’m kind of serious, how great would it be to have a four or five season Garner-esque folklore-based drama riffing on the best of 60s-70s wyrd, sf, folk horror etc series

Oh god @manylittlewords.bsky.social Itch is incredibly unsettling. I’m only 35pages in and I already both can’t put it down and can’t keep reading because it’s making my skin crawl so badly. Can’t decide if this was a good idea as my first book of 2026 or not.

One of the worst things about this grok paedo picture thing is that they just stick up a fucking apology from grok like it’s an actual entity and not something they created programmed and manage

but don't worry, i'm sure the PrOtEcT tHe GirLs crew will be all over this

FINALLY

Happy New Year lovelies

What is with these fucking stupid cgi things

I do wish firework fucks would fuck off - I mean ffs

Reaching the stage of viral whereby I have to drag out the meme, guys

Ok team, we can bring these words back into usage! 💪 Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday We ahould have been using such excellent words ereyesterday, but if we start now we’ll be glad overmorrow!

This year I have been devastated by a break up (technically just pre-Xmas last year but the devastation was mostly 2025) separately divorce came through, been diagnosed adhd, had two flat purchases collapse, been homeless for three months, mostly got over some other serious personal issues.

“There’s a rising tide of inchoate rage. The idea that Keir Starmer is worse than Boris Johnson or Liz Truss is nuts. Something is going on with the electorate.” as.ft.com/r/2a631a8e-a...

Dreamed I got an MBE - presumably for services to Yo Mama

Got called a leftist retard on the other place and it was quite pleasing Yes I know, don’t feed the trolls

Is it affordable childcare?

We like environmentalism just not when it vaguely affects us.

Nobody should have their citizenship stripped from them, however obnoxious they are, and to be clear, El-Fatteh's tweets are horrendous. But citizenship should be inalienable: did we learn nothing after the second world war?

Have we ever lived in a time of so much bad faith arguments? Seriously - does my nut in.

Famously pro-defence spending SNP. How much would there be with no nuclear subs? Clowns

Dune the Rabbit Hole

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These fucking people. Like it’s out of their hands or something and the technology itself might do something bad. It’s you. You are the bad thing.

What’s everyone’s films of the year then? Sinners then Bugonia for me.

This does not apply to “perineum of the year”

We've always had these dead-eyed socipaths around. It's just a few years ago they were ignored and now they're "senior fellow" at places funded by evil millionaires + going on podcasts with a brain-rotted ex-PM.

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

No need to thank me, Adrian. It's the season of giving.

Isn’t this the premise of the Simpson’s episode where Bart kills Christmas?

you there boy, what bullshit is this

Merry Christmas everyone. Thank you for being so much better than the other place

Friends

Brother’s stepdaughter has been getting into swearing a bit. When she was more little for ages we didn’t know what she was on about as she complained about a boy using “The R” word. Assumed it was the derogatory term for someone not too bright. But no. “The R word” = “Arse” 🤣🤣

But I only have moderate eyes

Ok, but here is the thing, right, if I got angry about Saudi Arabian aggression against Yemen and decided to blow up a mosque in Brooklyn, that motivation would not actually be exculpatory, you know?

Did they try and have him cancelled because of the anti-semitism?