counterpoint

What is my crime? Being a spy? A succulent Chinese spy?

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Has enough time passed to say that Ianto’s death in Torchwood is bleakly funny?

I love that YouGov is so alarmed by its own poll that it has to add a note saying, effectively, "don't take this too seriously, it's probably skewed by weird, irrelevant stuff like... um, stuff that's happening in the world and things people are starting to think."

They should build a shrine to Ianto’s Shrine

If you think Javert will stop his search before he has a copy then you know nothing of Javert.

me, realising i haven't pre-ordered these poetries

Thrilled that my new pamphlet is available for pre-order from the wonderful @thebraag.bsky.social thebraag.co/product/empi... #ukpoets #poetrysky

You can now pre-order my poetry about the cosmological significance of Paul Blart Mall Cop

Just ran across this on reddit and laughed so hard

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Yeah, this tracks

I think we need to send Keir Starmer to Iran so he can use his ability to bring people together.

Re. Cillian Murphy not doing a role: he could be lying like Andrew Garfield was about Spider-man, but it is honestly unbelievable that he’d go from Oppenheimer to playing the bad guy from those children’s books

Vincent Van Gogh being stared at by some children

It would be great if Britain didn't operate an electricity price mechanism which leaves our energy bills dependent on the price of gas. Even as gas is being replaced by renewables, it still dominates the price we pay for electricity.

Yeah get on this ASAP folks

Okay we know the drill by now: everyone run to the petrol station and drink as much as you can before the price goes up.

Look I don’t want to generalise, but I think all Tesla drivers might be cunts

Mr. S: You know why they're Scottish Widows? Me: Go on ... Mr. S: Their husbands got kilt.

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Last night I dreamt I was being led through an old dusty labyrinth of a house by a guy claiming he’d made a huge breakthrough. Eventually we entered a room where every surface was covered in thick dusty hairs, like brown mouldy rug tassels. (1/5)

Come to my house, I have great books

If I was one of the boys who played Scrooge for about five seconds in the school montage bit of Muppet Christmas Carol I think I would be living a life of purest hedonism.

Steam is talking to me like an angry life coach

Post, post against the dying of the light.

Under four months till Iran kick off in Group G of the World Cup, hosted by the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner.

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Sure, things are going badly for Labour in England, but let's check in on Labour in Scotla-

the danger is that reform pivot away now from the strategy of running a repellent weirdo

No but this is entirely correct

a bunch of right wingers bleating about sectarianism the friday before and old firm match is it?

I know it’s not the main story but fans of denying reality should read Kemi Badenoch’s statement.

Do you think when healthcare started referring to thrush discharge as “cottage cheese like” the cottage cheese industry were like “aww come on man”

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

"If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open and you can leave"