Average CIA meeting

Made a new game. It's called Setting the Gary Bar Low.

"britain doesn't do mexican food" oh yeah what do you think cheesy baked beans on toast is??

Made a new game so you can all use that secret Gary Barlow knowledge you have

Made a new game so you can all use that secret Gary Barlow knowledge you have

setting you one handed because, y’know (crocodile ate it and smee is being all judgy)

St Mirren are very efficient. It took us months longer to properly nose-dive after the cup win.

if i were in charge of the Star Trek wiki every time a person used the transporter that NEW PERSON would get a new wiki entry

All vintage Humpty Dumpties fit in to one of three categories 🥚the worst little gross nightmare creep 🥚tight trousers benevolent rotund friend 🥚serving a surprising amount of cunt for an egg

I just tried to play this and spent my full 60 second go listening to the music

Can’t stress enough that I gave my friend Rich about thirty seconds of me humming and he wrote ten minutes of music from it

I had the privilege to test this and I can tell you it is good and also: infuriating

Made a new game. It's called Setting the Gary Bar Low.

“Fuck it, we’ve ordered them now”

I have been blocked for saying Doctor Who fans need to deal with symbolism better and I think we can agree they made the right choice for all concerned

Up Pompeii (not the film) Braveheart (with some fast forwarding) Gladiator

"i'm glad the queen isn't alive to see this" - wow so ur glad Liz Truss killed the queen? you sick fuck.

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

Hey it’s Seal’s birthday.

This is America only. Unless you have a VPN of course.

Because I worked at a cinema: the night of multiple vomits

Diplomacy was invented by Diplo

This is depressing but philosophy at uni is mostly about saying why Kant was the greatest and that people are born with an innate understanding of maths

Post-shroving pre-judgement

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

Kevin da vida loca

Fucksake I just noticed We Don’t Talk About Kevin very obviously scans with We Don’t Talk About Bruno

Hope everyone is celebrating the anniversary of Peter Shrove being thwarted in his plan to cover parliament in a giant pancake

remember when Anas Sarwar called on Keir Starmer to resign and absolutely nothing happened

HIDING BENEATH A MANHOLE COVER, REACHING JUST MY HAND OUT TO OFFER PASSERS BY A LOVELY PANCAKE. MANY ACCEPT IT, SOME SAY OH SORRY I ALREADY SHROVE. IT FEELS GOOD TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK. IN MY DAMP PIT I AM HAPPY

Shrove me daddy

love a bit of continvouclous morging

What I appreciate about SpongeBob SquarePants is the theme song really goes out of its way to warn any puritans who might be watching

Everyone would like *my* version of Wuthering Heights

At the moment my work is having someone from Microsoft come in to try to teach people how CoPilot works because: A. not enough people are using CoPilot for it to be sustainable B. Generative AI has been hyped and sold as something it is not, and this is the result among the overly credulous.

Last RT of At the Drive In going ridiculously hard on Jools Holland. - see if you can spot the direction the band split in - IIRC the bass player in The Vines had a similar, if less impressive, job of being the guy who played and sang in time and tune - sense is overrated

I had to revisit. Fucking glorious. youtu.be/Mojvh0burw8?...

Speed skating is impressive, sure, but not as much as ket

yeah that'll be the end, and very obviously should be the end of any "decent man" defences. absolutely disgusting.

the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face

At a birthday and the party bags were mostly Italian brainrot figures and there was intense swapping sessions after and this was the first time as a parent I thought “I have literally no idea what the young people are talking about”

Could a depressed species make this?

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

11yo: what’s that show you wanted us to watch, from when you were kids, about rats or something, that paraded around london us: 11yo: the theme tune was like (sings the wombles theme)

I have decided Emperor Palpatine’s first name does not suit him. I think he’s more of a John.

Posting this as I know some of my followers would be good at it

Can confirm.

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