Reform appears to have a freephone number. It would be really wrong to abuse this or keep them on the line for absolutely ages.....or ask for more "literature" which costs them to send.... 0800 414 8525

And, of course, the ratio of a pigs girth to its length is known as the pork pi.

Following on from my other stuff, I have also updated my YouTube channel. It is no longer The Wobbly Bob channel (Sorry Bob fans, both of you.) It is The Curious Mind Of Trevor Ship. www.youtube.com/channel/UCKC...

Seeing as I seem to be self publicising this morning, here is a link to my absolutely free, no mailing list, no sign up, children's book. Fetlock Bones And The Curious Case Of The Budgie Smugglers. trevorship.co.uk/fetlock-bone...

A Mercedes convertible I owned a few years ago. #SundayPix #SundayPixRed

I’m so embarrassed, while I was out walking one cold day, I got caught short. So I had to have a P in the road.

A carved Māori figure. #SundayPix #SundayPixRed

Early warning for #SundayPix is Red Last done in 2024 I think it can stand a repeat. Roses are red if romance floats your boat, but thankfully so are lots of other things! Be literal, be creative, be abstract it is your choice. #SundayPixRed

Today is the anniversary of an event on Newcastle Quayside when, during the filming of an action movie, Val Kilmer fell into the river. That’s how it became known as Val in Tyne’s Day. #ValentinesDay #Pun

Tickets for both my 2026 @edfringe.bsky.social solo shows are now on sale! 'Richard Pulsford: Gold Fashioned Jokes' is my new one-liners show: bit.ly/4qvLuz6 'Richard Pulsford: Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum' is a nostalgic show about my parents: bit.ly/3ZBSbF0 theatreweekly.com/first-351-sh...

What’s that word which describes when someone drops a bottle of fortified wine on your foot?. Portmanteau?. Yes, that’s it, thanks. #LunchPun

Whenever I wear my Indigo coloured footwear my body wafts from side to side and I think I’m Elvis. I think it’s because of my 🎶Blue Swayed shoes🎶 #LunchPun

When you get a SIM card from your new provider and break the old one. It makes you feel like a spy.

Failure of the Aire conditioning?.

I was watching the ice hockey when I was hit in the mouth by a flying disc. The stadium music was playing 🎶The Ride of the Valkyries🎶 at the time. What film was that from again?. A puck a lips now. #LunchPun

Rimshot Outtakes.

Age verification?. We had a black and white TV in a wooden cabinet with doors, and only 2 channels.

I always hear Motörhead in my head when I walk past here.

Can any of my friends recommend a small Italian restaurant in York that's not too overpriced please?

I’ve been threatened with execution if I continue to post jokes about principal world cities. I’m told it will be Capital Punishment for me if I don’t stop. #LunchPun

I remember when they said the Mini was the smallest car on the road, but that title goes to the one designed by my Grandad's niece Ann Micra.

Anyone want this baby? Printed for a craft fair but the audience were not my type of people!!

We have posters available now! Anything from print sizes to posters - 6 x 4", A5, A4, A3, A2 and A1; all unframed. Postage is included except the 6 x 4" & they're sent Royal Mail tracked 48 so usually 3 to 4 working days. #art #smallbusiness #smallbiz merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/products?sor...

#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings 7 years ago our youngest granddaughter was born.

The Apocalypse is coming, the sky is turning blue and there is a bright light behind the trees!. Oh it’s only the rain stopping.

@paisleystars.bsky.social We’ve had Wakefield’s own Jane McDonald on a Pole to Pole cruise series on TV. This this week’s episode was all about Svarlbad as she cruised about the islands. It was great to see more of where you are.

Birthday relauching of my Etsy shop with zero Internet means only half of the stuff is in there, but here it is anyway! Tshirts and notebooks mainly. There's other stuff (posters, prints, wire art and jewellery) in my sumup store too (link in bio) 😊 merylinmoonuk.etsy.com

On reflection naming my new cafe, in the Red Light District, after a famous American actress maybe wasn’t a good idea. I’ll have to rename Streep Teas. #LunchPun

@andiedelicacy.bsky.social Happy Birthday Andie have a lovely day.

@lisatea.bsky.social Happy Birthday Lisa have a lovely day. I know it’s a hare rather than a goat sorry.

Birthday carrot cake, no candles due to fire risk. @booticketyboo.bsky.social

@visitwakefield.bsky.social I hope the new development will house the revamped tourist office.

My attempt to form a BeeGees tribute band was panned by the critics. They said the lyrics made no sense and just sounded Gibberish. #LunchPun

I’ve written an opera about a woman who gets married in a pub, but who steps in dog shit. “The bar turd bride”. #LunchPun

Me, Doing the crossword, Name of Scottish village 2 letters?. My wife “Ae”. Me, I said name of Scottish village 2 letters?. My wife “AE!” Forget it, I’ll just Google it. #LunchPun

@tommycoynebn1.bsky.social Happy Birthday Tommy, you’re a year older than me again. Enjoy your day.

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?.

My mate is the quickest campanologist in Ireland. Belfast?. Of course, how else would he have won. #LunchPun

This is who runs this account.

@homeindouai.bsky.social I thought this might appeal to you.

Are there any current model Dacia owners reading this? Specifically mostly the Duster / Bigster - what are they really like to own? Are the interior plastics nasty? Is there a load of road noise? Are the seats pleasantly squishy under your bot-bot? Are the tiny engines *too* tiny?

#SundayPixDistance An isolated building on the Icelandic coast.

I've been asked to photographically reproduce a famous Vermeer painting. The brief was a little unclear, so I've done my best. Here it is The Girl with the Pair Leering

#Caturday #Saturday

@safety.bsky.app Why can people who I've blocked still add me to Lists? Is there something I can do about this?

I need to replace our flooring as it’s getting a bit… #LunchPun

We’ve nearly survived another week, Happy Friday everybody.

@axolotl74.bsky.social Hi Peet Have you seen this already?.

I’ve just tied up these Butternut Squash. I’ve used a Gourdian knot. #LunchPun

ABBA made a fortune from hiring temporary high security toilets to prisons where the inmates carried out dirty protests. 🎶Portaloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to🎶. #LunchPun #FakePopFacts