What can you say on a Welsh geography field trip and sex?. I’m going to Cwm.

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social @mandapen.bsky.social Timeline Synchronicity.😋

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@1steviekilner.bsky.social a couple for you Stevie.

The Bad Cat Cafe, Wallsend. #Caturday

Older type post box. Suitably protected by iron railings. #PostBoxSaturday

My new album, it's called YAY, goes on sale today. (Yesterday if you're reading this tomorrow.) (Last week if you're reading this next week.) Judging by previous album sales I think I should have made enough money to retire from the NHS in about a week. Or 2. *nods*

Another cat sofa is on its way to its forever home.. lots more still available craftysharp.etsy.com Banksy 🐈‍⬛ "I gets my Dreamies sales bonus yes?" #Caturday ##Catsofbluesky

Connections Puzzle #1091 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟨🟩🟪 🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟪 Screwed it up.

Wordle 1,813 5/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That was quite Aardman.

@axolotl74.bsky.social Hi Peet I’ve been out culvert spotting again and have several to share. I’ll drop feed them to spread the excitement. 😁

Adding insult to injury is not an effective way to teach Mathematics according to my Headmaster. #LunchPun

Connections Puzzle #1090 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟨🟪🟩 No good today.

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I’ve just read a great self help book to help me with my fear of rollercoasters. It was written by Ivan Tergetov.

I’ve just bought the new album by Alfie Boe. Though I prefer the work of his lesser known brother, the Pharmacist, best known for his double blind clinical trials, Place. #LunchPun

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Yes I think your day has been well and truly…

Connections Puzzle #1088 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟪🟩 🟪🟩🟪🟩 2 easy ones, then failed today.

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For years I thought my wife suffered with Tourette’s syndrome. It turns out she really wants me to Fuck Right Off. #LunchPun

This man is very, very dangerous….. …..he can NEVER, EVER get into power

When a soap opera episode takes a dramatic turn.

Some losers make it onto the front cover of Time Magazine but I've made it onto the front cover of the Fringe TheatreFest 2026 brochure! Come and see me do so much more than just fold my arms looking smug, in Barnstaple at the end of June (and you should go and see lots of other amazing shows too)!

Why did David Attenborough put a hamburger on a monkey?. He thought it was a griller. #LunchPun

I wish I knew what the piece of music was. It might be a Satie piece as he was riffing around with Gnossiennes #1 shortly afterwards. Randomness like this is one of the main reasons I enjoy visiting London.

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I keep a list of all the people I have sold my erotic fire surrounds to. It’s my sexy fenders register. #LunchPun

Post a poster you used to have on your wall.

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#SundayPix #SundayPixCeramic Tiled date plaque in The Central Arcade, Newcastle.

#SundayPix #SundayPixCeramic The superb tiled Central Arcade in Newcastle.

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Wordle 1,807 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A rare two.

Half in shade and half in sun. #Caturday

It's early warning time for #SundayPix This week it is anything ceramic roof tiles to ming vases, Spanish tiles to casserole dishes. I may have too much blue and white crockery! I'm looking forward to seeing your favourites. Please use #SundayPixCeramic and add test to pix.

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@sillygarah.bsky.social Happy Birthday. Here are some Irises in our garden just now. Have a lovely day.

@hippyjon.bsky.social Happy Birthday Jon I hope you’re feeling over the Moon today.

Make up your own “Your Mum” jokes.

I went to the midget butcher’s yesterday and asked him to get me some meat from an upper shelf. He refused on the grounds of risk, saying “The steaks were too high”. #LunchPun

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Hey, does anyone out there happen to know where I could source one of these horrific little things?

Some colour from our 1 year old garden this week.