THIS is one of the easiest ways to take action against Palantir EVER!! All done with a click & I urge you to do the same Thank you @goodlawproject.bsky.social notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...

@inkyvalhalla.bsky.social Hi Inky I’m on here and Insta but I’ve not done the age verification thing on here so your message flashed up but I couldn’t read it all in time. Thanks for your contact. We’re doing ok in the new house and settled here. Good to hear from you, Best Wishes for the New Year.

I hate going to that miserable, depressing, emotionally draining supermarket. Which one?. The one that drains your life force and fills you with existential dread and puts you in touch with your own mortality, ALLDIE. I think most folk just pronounce it ALDI. #LunchPun

My late father, a canal labourer, was defrauded whilst on holiday in Spain one December. Fleece Navvy Dad?. Yes he was, and a Happy Christmas to you too.

This morning Gill said she was looking forward to getting the Peloton she’d asked for, for Christmas. I hastily repacked the skeleton I’d mistakenly bought.

Well that’s the first post Christmas lunch Yule log of the season delivered.💩

I’ve just enjoyed the best hour of Christmas TV. Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Christmas Fishing. Superb. 👏👏👏

Noddy Holder was shocked when he walked into his sitting room and found that there were crushed savoury snacks strewn all around the carpet. He exclaimed to his wife 🎶MARY CRISP MESS!,🎶 and a seasonal hit was born. #FakePopFacts

Merry Gimpmask to all our readers.

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@kizzythesecond.bsky.social Happy Birthday Kiz I hope you have a lovely day.

Found some videos. Some great friends on here. And maybe a dodgy one. drive.google.com/file/d/1dumV...

How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.

@1steviekilner.bsky.social Hi Stevie one to ask Santa for?.

Hi Steve thats our eldest son’s record shop Beatdown Records. tynesnapper.bsky.social

My mate is a pilot and I offered him a chocolate chip cookie with his tea. He said “no thanks I only eat plain biscuits”. #LunchPun

We were up early and bent the knee in supplication to 2 of the Gods of Retail, Azdah and Lydell. Several kilos of veg and the like, as well as the holy of holies the Turkey 🦃. Home now for a late breakfast. Goodwill to all men (and all the Ladies too obvs).

@skillsmcgill.bsky.social Happy Birthday Skills, I’ve left this present outside your house for you. Have a great day.

A Christmas tv special. Set in a vet’s surgery in the Yorkshire Dales in the 1940’s. Starring an evil character from Tolkien who teams up with Lee Childs hero around his fireplace, and a British actor called Timothy (the other one). Orc Reacher’s Grate and Spall. #LunchPun

@tripeuk.bsky.social Your new tagline “Tripe, too good to go”.

@1steviekilner.bsky.social That’s your Christmas sorted.

#SundayPix #SundayPixSounds The sound of running water in this urban rill in Reykjavik.

#SundayPix #SundayPixSounds Penguin Cafe at The Glasshouse, Gateshead last month. Superb.

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Orc kestrel Manoeuvres in the Dark.

Sorry I'm late! It's nearly T time! And I do love T time 😊 T is for.... 🚂 Train Sets 🎲 Trivial Pursuit 🎬 Trading Places (looking good Billy Ray!) 📺 The Two Ronnies 🍗 Turkey with all the Trimmings 🥃 Tipples 🎶 The First Noel 😋 Tupperware boxes of Twiglets #ChristmasAtoZ

Hi #SundayPix people For tomorrow our theme is #SundayPixSounds My take on it is pictures that when you look at them you can hear a sound in your head - it could be the sound of a waterfall, a lawn-mower, a jet flying over, the song of a bird, a musical gathering, the roar of an engine… Have fun

A rube named Karoline Leavitt, who holds the title of White House Press Secretary, recently said that Cher's activism is " .. irrelevant, outdated and rooted in a world that doesn't exist anymore." #Cher #Trending #KarolineLeavitt with #AltText Cher's response:

@1steviekilner.bsky.social Come on Steven, where’s T?!.

“Have you got a few minutes to talk about our Lord Jesus?.”

I keep getting Kawasaki, Kamikaze and Karaoke mixed up. So the audience was pretty shocked when I rode my motorbike onto the stage and hit that amateur singer. #LunchPun

I’ve got a new job checking for fake and AI posts on Social Media. I’m a Spoof Reader. #LunchPun

What do Trump and Fred Flintstone have in common?. When they look over to next door they both see Rubble. #DadJokes

I’d like to complain about the size of the portions in this restaurant. Superficial?. Well yes, the salmon was ok but my full name is Alan, if you don’t mind. #LunchPun

@thros.bsky.social Hi Aitch, the naked cake, which is for us, has just been given a couple of tots of whisky prior to marzipan and icing. The iced one is a gift and ready to go.

Batman asked his sidekick “What is the currency of Iraq?” Robin replied 🎶Dinar, Dinar, Dinar, Dinar, BATMAAN!🎶 #LunchPun

When I was in primary school the teacher asked my class. “Can you use the word Judicious in a sentence?”. The class remained silent but I remembered one, so I said 🎶Now hands that judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid🎶. #earworm

A rare photo of me (on the wrong side of the lens), in Passau Germany. The wings were made from latex gloves. #SundayPixWings

The Knife Angel outside Coventry Cathedral. #SundayPixWings

Street art advert in an alleyway in Knaresborough. #SundayPixWings

One of the really useful things from the fascist site was the ability to switch off an individual account's reposts which meant you only saw their posts. Any chance of getting that here please @bsky.app @support.bsky.team ? I'll fill in a suggestion form anyway

Two Christmas cakes decorated with the help of our 6 yo granddaughter. One is for her. @thros.bsky.social

@wheeliebinfed.bsky.social It makes a change from the usual black Goth bins.

I really wish bluesky would give us a way to remove followers. At the moment the only option is a nuclear block @support.bsky.team

My mate Bazza underwent his third operation today. Bariatric?. No, ingrown toenails actually. #LunchPun

This is quite fabulous and worth a few seconds of anyone's time if they need cheering up on this dreary morning. Plate, may I introuce arse? Arse, this is plate. Say how do you do.

Has anyone had their eyes lasered? And if you did, did you go with Optical Express? I'd rather go somewhere recommended.

My mate went to the fancy dress shop and while trying on a Vicar’s costume he urinated on a Police outfit and a Martian suit. He pissed cop alien?. No, he was meant to be a Presbyterian. #LunchPun

Anyway, weirdly ten people in my clinic today bought my first book - one after the other. How wonderful. It's actually okay, tbh.

My mate wanted to show me a short film about equine dentistry on his laptop. I said “No, I can’t look a gif’d horse in the mouth”. #LunchPun

Happy Birthday I hope you have a great day. @lyndonmarquis.bsky.social