Worryingly, they're all dead apart from the members of REM. I hope I haven't cursed them.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen. Ramones Johnny Cash REM Andy Williams Burt Bacharach

Chrispmas.

My favourite new thing is products suffixed with the word 'Festive' when they aren't really festive at all. Would you like a Festive Emmental Cheese crisp?

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

"I like to repeat myself twice. I like to repeat myself twice. I like to repeat myself twice" "But you said it three times!" "I like to repeat myself twice. I like to repeat myself twice. I like to repeat myself twice"

🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share. Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'

Still makes me laugh

This petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy already has over 30,000 signatures. Let’s get it to 100,000 this week. Please sign and share 🙏 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

You Make Mille Feuille (Mighty Real) #ASongOrMovieForFrenchWords

Bananas are good, but banana flavoured things are better.

Awesome work.

Swimming in freezing water is good for the immune system and you become less susceptible to picking up illnesses. However, you can catch a cold by being outside in freezing weather without adequately warm clothing. 🤷

There were three Farris brothers in INXS. The 4th brother, Rolf, wasn't welcome. #TOTP

A lot of people mistakenly thought that the eye patched Ray Sawyer was Dr Hook. Did they think he was a pirate who accidentally rubbed his eye with the wrong hand of something? #TOTP

The difference between #TOTP 1979 and #TOTP 1998: 1979: Something good Something good Something good Cliff Richard Something good Something good Something good 1998 Hyperactive aerobics Boyband Hyperactive aerobics Cliff Richard Hyperactive aerobics Girlband Hyperactive aerobics

15:00: Time for a cup of tea. This reminds me of an old joke: Q: Why don't anarchists drink loose loose leaf tea? A: Because proper tea is theft.

40 years ago, I was given a Rolls Royce for my birthday. I still have it.

Start Wars spin off about making a stir fry on your lap: A Knee Wok Adventure

This is both marvellous and terrible. youtu.be/2gv-k5EVzvU?...

Maybe you'd like 30 seconds of Leon purring? Maybe you would.

And after alk You're my Van der Valk #DutchOasis

Why is it dendrochronology and not triage?

Stood in the post office earlier surrounded by celebs. 😅

If it possible to mute the word 'cozy' from the Internet?

York Minster looking like Minas Morgul.

When Greggs put out their 'Reduced to Clear' stuff at the end of the day, they should label it 'Dreggs'.

You may very well get an oo with Typhoo, but with Typoo you get a typo.

Not the first time it's happened, tbh.

Napoleon surrendered to the British at Ile d'Aix in the Bay of Biscay, over 400 miles away from Waterloo and a month after the famous defeat. ABBA were wrong.

"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?"

U OK hon? You've hardly touched your Legekylling play chicken.

The last surviving wall section at the south western corner at the Roman fort of Eboracum.

No it isn't. The Odd Couple got there first.

Is it wrong to nab a Jeremy Clarkson hardback from a phone box library with the intention of using it to light kindling in a wood stove? Asking for a friend.

"My aunt and uncle are going to the West Indies for their holidays" "Antigua?" "Not really. She wanted to go to Florida but my uncle insisted"

Just had the roof replaced and we never paid a penny for it. It was on the house.

It isn't AI. There's nothing sentient about it. It's 'Machine Learning'. It can data scrape very fast from closed datasets. Open datasets, like the Internet for example, it's near useless. The main reason they want us to have it is because it's learning off us. We are the product.

Is there a scientific explanation for why a slice of toast tastes better when cut diagonally? It's probably psychological: The pleasing shape, the illusion of size created by the hypotenuse etc.

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

I prefer the one Robbie Williams did about Judy Garland: 'Minnelli Mum' #TOTP

The North Coast 500 is a famous road trip around the north of Scotland. Someone needs to devise a shorter route along the Great Glen and round Loch Ness abd call it the Urquhart 100.

spread Samir Zitouni’s name far and wide

Football fact: Holland's A team used to have a horse as a mascot. Every morning the players would have their eggs benedict with the horse in the dining room with them. It wouldn't be eggs benedict without Holland A's horse.

Tl;dr They were written by the same author. That's the only connection.

"He ish a drummer but he is also my lover" #TOTP