Managed to slip the word 'floccinaucinihilipilification' into a Teams chat at work. #goals

I'm watching The Longest Day for the umpteenth time. Just reached the part where the French Resistance are sabotaging railway bridges with explosives. It occurs to me that if it had been the other way round, we could bring our railways to a halt with a few strategically-placed wet leaves.

Well, the Barbie-Q-Chicken didn't go down well on the 'Little Flyer's' menu today. Kids are crying.

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

I wish I knew what the piece of music was. It might be a Satie piece as he was riffing around with Gnossiennes #1 shortly afterwards. Randomness like this is one of the main reasons I enjoy visiting London.

Early Saturday evening in a pub off Gray's Inn Road in London.

In London. There are lots of Arsenal fans walking around. Has there been a game on today?

This viral video clip captured by Dean Boshoff of a desert rain frog (Breviceps macrops) highlights one aspect of their behavior: Their terrifying WAR CRY or alarm cry. (sound on) Let's learn a bit more about this African frog that lives along the sandy desert coast along Namibia & South Africa.

Skull faces in cheap movies never look scary because they are just masks stuck on a guy's face. You can't depict something underneath a face by sticking it on top of a face.

Dear Rod Stewart. 'Hot Legs' can be a symptom of peripheral neuropathy or varicose veins.

It's always a fun stroll up and down to see how people have handled the brief this year, but the themes allow for a lot of repetition. There were loads of Harry Potters: 'Character from book' - Harry Potter 'Character from film' - Harry Potter 'Character from a children's book' - Harry Potter

This one was very clever. Can you guess the character from a book? #ScarecrowFestival

We had a walk up to the nextp village to see their annual scarecrow festival. This year's theme was 'characters from books'. Here's a terrifying Frodo. I think they killed Elijah Wood and preserved his decapitated head in a jar.

There's an advert on Facebook for freeze dried camping food pouches. I like the idea but I've been put off by the sound mix: Pouring water into the mixture sounds like a horse having a piss.

The top bishop is the Archbishop. The top chive is the archive.

Japanese castles are stupid. Moat ✅ Impressive stone walls ✅ Huge vulnerable wooden building on a platform to lob incendiary projectiles at 🤪

I've written a play called 'Greek Jelly' : It's set in Athens.

Come fly with me. Punctuation is important if you're ordering a fly to accompany you. "Come, fly. With me!" I'm sure that's what Sinatra was aiming for.

Zigmund Stardust #EurovisionSongContest

This isn't spring. It's wet, windy, miserable and cold. The hail stones mock the flowers. The only difference between January and now is more daylight: You get to see how shit it is outside for longer.

Of course David Attenborough is still interested in the animal world. Why wouldn't he be? It's not like he woke up this morning and thought "Sod it. I'm 100 years old now, I think I'll go and fuck over a badger sett"

I'm really enjoying this week's episode. I have fond memories of the time me and the Mrs, plus our friends Stanley and Rebecca went through Central Asia. Happy days: Us...Becky...Stan. #RaceAcrossTheWorld

I'm watching a thing on YouTube about ghosts in York but the lass presenting it keeps saying 'clergyman' with a hard g. #Clurgyman

At last a good news story.

A man walks down the street. An oligarch* has his man do the walking. (*He arrives by private jet) A woman walks down the street. She glances backwards, once in a while. The man crosses over, not wanting to cause concern.

I do miss Nuttall's Mintoes. Strange you never see them in the regressive, nostalgic "Sweets we all miss" articles. In fairness, having a mint that took several months to eat was never the best business model. They were TOUGH buggers. No wonder they stopped making them.

1. OH follows a YouTuber, an innocuous-seeming older lady in Japan, and last year contributed to her GoFundMe appeal to help pay for bariatric surgery. YouTuber now trying it on again with another GoFundMe because she's broken her foot in a fall in Thailand. ...

Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music.

Steve Cram is known as Steve Lembas in Lothlorien.

Transponder (n): Someone who travels across a pond.

Dwayne Johnson is playing Jake Gittes in the remake of Chinatown. Tagline: "Can you smell what the wok is cooking?"

You know how on #GreatBritishMenu, all the chefs call the other chefs 'chef'? Well. Tonight, one of the chefs called one of the other chefs 'cheffy'. A game changer.

Some more AI slop off Facebook. It's like an advert for a bad lookalike agency.

Boing! 🦔 Boing! 🦡 Boing! 🦊

IMPORTANT UPDATE: It appears to have been replaced by some kind of mattress.

The Cathedral and City Cheese Conundrum. "Canterbury is a CATHEDRAL city" "My favourite cheese is Cathedral CITY" Different emphasis on 'city' when you're talking about the cheese.

Function Room: A room that can serve several functions: Meetings, wedding receptions, table top sales, Yoga sessions. How did the event you hold in a function room become known as a function?

Irish people enjoy Guinness but Egyptians love a pint of Khafre's.

The duck who lives here must be absolutely f***ing massive.

Bobby Gillespie owns a dairy called Primal's Cream.

Angine de Poitrine could be my new favourite band and I have only heard one track.

1991 all day on #6Music today It's the 35th anniversary of Massive Attack's Blue Lines. When they appeared on #TOTP with Unfinished Sympathy in 1991, they had to be called 'Massive' because sensitivities surrounding the Gulf War.

I once missed the first half of a Black Keys concert because I forgot about the clocks going forward. I'll never get that Auerbach. #6Music

'I'm Your Man' by Leonard Cohen should have included a cover of the Wham! song.

Today is the day when the setting sun finally begins to shine through the kitchen window and onto the sofa, thus revealing the long lost location of the ancient Egyptian city of Tanis.

Happy Easter all

Frank Thring will be on soon. I think Frank Thring's thing in King of Kings is your kind of thing. #FrankThringKingofKings

Which Biblical epic are they treating us to today then? King of Kings? The Greatest Story Ever Told? Or is it one the more tangential ones like The Robe or Ben-Hur?

St Patrick, patron saint of the hat trick.