Cheshire and Lancashire are the only English counties named after a type of cheese.

Does anyone have system for remembering systems for remembering things?

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.

Inaudible shout out to all those mutuals from the other place who haven't followed you back on Bluesky.

🎶Oh we were born within an hour of each other. And she had black and white stripes just like her mother. Your name is Zeb-ra, Zeb-ra. It really suited ya.

Autistic Barbie is great But Barbie has had about 927,482 jobs in 60 years. That sounds more like ADHD.

Remember Koo Stark? I saw her once in Tokyo And I said "Hi, Koo"

We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a relaxed Capybara having some quality grooming time down at his local Duck salon.

High jumpers always buy a landing pad with their first pay packet. If they don't get selected for the team, they'll always have something to fall back on.

The time I Googled Brian Moore and found myself intrigued by Dickie Davies.

The Stranglers used to do Bowie covers like 'The Laughing Gnome' and 'Heroes' but they don't do Gnome or Heroes any more.

"My mate's Mrs is doing 'is 'ead in...she's obsessed with bridges." "Can't 'e leave 'er?" "No. Suspension bridges generally"

It's always fun to catch an airing of Nuts in May. Roger Sloman was 29 at the time (1976)

If Ringo had left and John, Paul and George carried on anyway minus drummer, they could have called themselves The Beatless.

The Good Old Days ran for 30 years. It started in 1953, and recreated the atmosphere of the Victorian/Edwardian music halls from fifty years previously. If the same concept was applied today, it would be 1976.

"I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny?"

#TOTP theme music followed immediately by Phil Lynott's Black Pearl.

When the universe ends, where does the light go?

Stanley Unwin

"How will this be ameliorated?" "What are you talking about? I haven't rated any meals"

We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a bird having a chat in Japanese.

As far as I can tell, Howard Donald is the only member of Take That who's named after two cartoon ducks.

For George Adamson, lions and his wife were his pride and Joy.

Ernest: "I've just bought a Black and Decker Dustbuster in the January Sales" Lady Bracknell: "A *HAND* vac???"

Regions incorrectly prefixed with 'The': Lebanon Ukraine Regions correctly prefixed with 'The': The Bahamas The Gambia Regions that may or may not be prefixed with 'The' depending on context: Wirral

Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.

Currently thinking about that legendary Frankie Boyle bit about the US military and how they will not only invade your country and kill all of your people but then they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

There's something eerily unnatural about the people in these AI generated designs/"artist's" impressions.

It's all sweet treats tonight: We've had one song about Bob Marley's favourite doughnut, now one about fig rolls. #TOTP

LH: Omaze draw: £4.5 million home in Cumbria. RH: Omaze draw: £5 million home in London.

I don't usually make a #NewYearResolution but I'm definitely going to say "warmpth" more often.

There's a new second hand record shop in town above another shop. At the top of the stairs, there's a huge collage, done in the style of the Sgt Pepper's album but with people who were involved in the local music scene in the 80s. I'm honoured to say I'm on it. (I'm not saying which one's me)

It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!

Just some of those we lost in 2025. The gaps are there for us to remember those close to us. Wishing us all a better 2026. x

Here are a couple of photos I've taken that prove GHOSTS ARE REAL.

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

Parcel deliveries by DPD, UPS and Evry are generally ok. At least you can track them. FedEx, however, are useless: We're sat here waiting for a thing that should have arrived yesterday. I think FedEx must be short for 'Fed Excrement' because that's what you get when you phone Customer Services.

ET is on this afternoon, one of several excellent films I've only watched once because I simply can't bear to go through that emotional wringer again. The others are: Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan and A.I. All Spielberg movies.

The Third Man has some of the best sewer/culvert action sequences ever committed to film. Right up there with 'Them!'

Read the lyrics. The protagonist in the song 'Dancing on my Own' is a ghost who can't let go and pass over to the other side.

Turn doubt nice again. - George Formby, positivity guru.

Dear StaySure. With regard to your advert for insurance aimed at 50 year olds, there aren't any 'Boomers' under 60. I think you'll find that the post WW2 baby boom was pretty much over and done with by 1975.

I'm the same.

40 Hits of 1985 at the BBC* (but in the wrong context and several years later for some reason) *On Wogan or at Pebble Mill #NotTOTP

There aren't any scores on the doors, they're house numbers.

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