rip's drive-in, morgantown, indiana, 1977

one of the very tiring things about politics from 2015 on is the two tiered system election system where there are real candidates who have to be perfect in every single way and anything in their record any statement can be used to disqualify them and clown vibe candidates who are never accountable

Hello, possums!

I’m convinced this is how a bay leaf would talk

Being sick is just your body forcing you to sit with your thoughts and that feels like punishment

Not a donkey ride in sight.

Full moon signage. A ripped off sticker on a road sign, caught in my torch light, is a full moon cresting a hill. Just to the side of this sign, the road wound up to the real moon, making this sign seem slightly magical.

Couldn't give a shit what Donny thinks. Trump says Starmer is 'no Winston Churchill' over Iran strikes www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Post a picture taken by you (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

'Verify range to target. One ping only'.

Sadly, I don’t know who to credit for this but it’s is a classic image.

*ARCHIVE: spotted by scabby_queen; 56.004005,-2.513892, (time:date not submitted)

The Dire Straights classic 'Brothers in Arms' was originally titled 'Mothers on Farms', as a tribute to the hill farming families of north Northumberland, especially those of the Wooler area. Music lie*

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

*Collapses into dust*

Okay put on your virtual reality headset so you can give a treat to adorable Nicholas.

Royal Ballet Giselle tonight. I have a long-held theory that there are only three ballet plots: 1. I have brought a doll to life, why doesn’t she love me? 2. Look out, she’s got a tambourine! 3. Swans with a grudge. Now I have to add 4. Zombie brides from hell.

I’d missed this example of moral panic

Les Miserables used to own a paper shop in Wigan. True story.

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I'm sure dogs think they're tripods. Mine always seem surprised at their fourth paw when I clean it.

Bring back proper railway branding, cowards!

He can dress it up as a dreamy, romantic ballad all he likes, but when Ronan Keating sings When You Say Nothing At All, he's basically saying "shut your yap, woman".

Outrageous that Trump is trying to bully Britain into handing over more NHS cash to big US pharma. Keir Starmer should put the NHS and the interests of British patients above his attempts to cosy up to Trump. Scrap this bad deal now!

So it's a 'Crusade', then? *mumbled profanities+

It's a lovely day for a bit of varnishing. I'd want to go out but the water meter installerstor is coming this afternoon

That what it's all about, though isn't it? Making super rich people even richer to the detriment of everyone else.

Mermaid by the sea.

"If I was to use ChatGPT for my designs rather than our designer Sean, that's taking money out of the local area into the hands of a multibillionaire ... removing value from the local community and local artists [and] into the hands of some of the richest people in the world." #AIslop #refuseresist

Me: no one will know that I bought this shirt for $5 *gets a compliment* Me: THANKS IT WAS $5

I'd wander in here. I'd probably have... *thinks about American things* coffee and a slice of pie.

I'm get pins and needles in my feet when I go to bed. That probably... isn't... good...

Sometimes it feels like I'm as far as it's possible to be from anything vaguely interesting.

This Tizer tastes weird.

Hamster escape gear.

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

All I know is it wasn't in my attic. Rembrandt painting worth millions rediscovered after 65 years www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

waking up to another marvelous day of ahhh fuck

I wash my hair with shampoo because using realpoo would be disgusting

"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE" "Fuck off Brian"

End of level boss

Prove you're not a robot. Tick all the square without birds in. ✅

Bloody hell, it's all a bit grim, innit?

I love The Velvet Underground

No. Thatcher still beats this government for utter shitness.

And nothing new was ever created again. Everything became procedurally regenerated, like a fax machine version of the human centipede, until not even the idiots found it entertaining anymore. Meanwhile we consumed more energy than 69 suns to create an AI version of a 23rd Bridget Jones film. Cool