Finally, I have my garden back. Hot tub up. Need new plants soon, but for now ... cheers x

If I were by a pool, you wouldn't hear a peep out of me. But this, this hurts.

Would this work for you ladies?

Can we just take a moment to enjoy Rocky being accepted in by the retirement gang. Anthony even allowed him to sleep in his castle. And Rocky’s eyesight can’t be that bad as he has figured out how to sit in the paddling pool. I’m so proud of him standing tall with his new friends ❤️

I've got jet washers going off at the back and the front. #NotAEuphemism

@stopfordianneil.bsky.social wishing you a wonderful (& hot) birthday. Have a great one x

Happy 50th birthday @johnthefox.bsky.social To celebrate, here's 50 things to do with a watermelon. You're welcome 🤣 Have a fantastic birthday x youtu.be/eUQZcXrciRA?...

Needs must.

Gonna put the hoover round in my bikini. Like an old, has been, playboy bunny. It might be steaming hot already, but standards.

Sitting in a cold bath, drinking wine. You?

Home & my god, it's bloody hot!!

I mean 🤩

Sitting outside, just me, others are all still asleep. It's wall to wall blue sky, the bird song is deafening. I've a cuppa. Just a shame my body aches from sleeping in a strange bed 🤣

The fog has rolled in from the sea tonight. We've a proper Wuthering Heights moment.

There is a back story to this photo. Promise 🤣

Beach, ice cream & pub garden. As Saturdays should be 🥰

Morning x

Absolutely cracking day. I'm tired but only as a result of long walks, sea air, good food (yes & booze), wonderful company & constant laughter. Plus the weather gods were lovely to us too. M'off to sleep so contented.

Verity.

Morning x

Day one & I'm already giddy* with love & laughter. Nanight x *wine

Road trip has commenced. A weekend away with friends. One of whom is my naughty twin. And so I can confirm that there will be shenanigans.

It’s #WorldBeeDay Repost with a bee!

Meanwhile, packing for a weekend away with friends. A bittersweet trip. Typically it's the only place in the UK that WON'T be having a heatwave.

Golly. Mum's gone a bit viral 😆 🥰

Mum will be having a little celebration dance, up in the stars, tonight. ❤️ #Arsenal

Just seen a woman wearing a baseball cap that said "Shove it up your arse, Margaret." Now I'm secretly hoping she works with a 'Margaret' 😂

A surreal day.

This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Straight out of the pot, with a smattering of pink Himalayan salt because I’m not a heathen.

Am eating paella rice for breakfast. Because I can.

I will always & forever love Robert Palmer for so many glorious songs. But especially tonight, this one. Peace and love xx youtu.be/R686uRAzwIk?...

I'm feeling very reflective tonight. As a result there's some beautiful music that hits the mark. youtu.be/Qalw73e4YCo?...

This 💕 youtu.be/OrnZCx859tg?...

This morning I was met with immense sadness. But I knew that they would want me to "crack on". And so I did, with gusto. Be there, be present, be you. 🤍

FFS! 🤬

Nearly 12 hours sleep. Not even a wee break.

I won't say my OH is away on a golf trip, but there will be signs.

Last one & then m'off to watch some Netflix series that makes you question humanity. youtu.be/38L7cKBFEG0?...

I know it's late, but I'm a bit buzzy. "It was the 1st of May..." 🥰 youtu.be/8n4owu6wcdc?...

Still out. Cheers x

Out! Cheers x

Using the business Uber account, like I'm important 💅

Someone, in their stupidity, has put me in a bad mood. And I mean a real BAD mood. It's time to get messy & drop the truth bomb!

There I am, having a quick scroll through instagram up pops a very friendly face 🥰 @sarahsansom.bsky.social Your famous now 😘

Just got back from a meeting to find this waiting for me at my office desk. Always lovely to be appreciated 🥰

Wishing the very talented & extremely lovely fella that is @mickydoodah.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Look forward to seeing you on a dancefloor in the future. Cheers, young man x

OH is getting ready for ANOTHER golfing holiday. Looks like #DickTheCat is offering up his caddying skills.

Lost my work phone.

The ABC of a perfect Saturday. Amazing Bowie ... and ... Custard ❤️ @kirstycustard.bsky.social