Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.

About Saturday night 🔥 @ono-ch1.bsky.social @dannykelly.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social @acidgrandads.bsky.social

@louiseann.bsky.social it was so lovely to meet you & your OH last night. Lovely company 😊

Signed 'The Polite Vandal' 😄

Who met the couple from Australia last night (they're flying home Tuesday)? What lovely, lovely people.

And only one of you complimented me on my eyebrows. Tsk 🙄😄

I'd like to thank yesterday's sensible me for doing all the cleaning and prepping for todays dinner. Todays knackered me is extremely grateful.

How on earth was last night even better than March?! You lot are incredible 👏 Thank you for such a great, great night. Loved every single moment with all you gorgeous people. @ono-ch1.bsky.social @andydunn295.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social @acidgrandads.bsky.social @dannykelly.bsky.social

Home & devoured the truffle cheddar & silver skin onions. You?

Time for me to get my shizzle together. People to see, drinks to be drunk, fun to be had, music to be danced to. See you soon @ono-ch1.bsky.social x

A gentle warm-up for tonight 💃 youtu.be/tubrPuAJeFo?...

State of my chopping board 😱🤣

When your pepper greets you with a little heart, you just know it’s going to be a good day.

A day of two halves. First, the sad bit.

S’pose since I’ll be seeing some of you lot tomorrow, I’d best dye my eyebrows. Standards, etc.

I'm on the Baileys. So I may as well just wish you all a merry Christmas now & get it over with 😂

There’s not a day goes past that I don’t miss Tony Bourdain, great man, great friend, great writer. Nothing can make up for the loss of him, of course, but it’s wonderful to hear his voice live from the page in the compellingly brilliant Anthony Bourdain Reader edited by Kim Witherspoon.

I do hope the sky is clear for the full moon tonight. I'm going to manifest the heck out of it 🥰

Spending the afternoon with someone who fills my soul ✨️

Copy cats ❤️

Does anyone want to see the present my friends gave me yesterday? Yes? Here you go 😁

Was given the most glorious bouquet today. They're absolutely stunning. And they leave us teetering towards Monday with the highest expectations.

If you come to ours for some grub, then it will only be a matter of time before I force one of my old fashioned upon you.

Waiting for my lunch guests to arrive. Worried the potatoes will be too crispy 😱 Cheers x

I slammed the lamb in at 6.30 this morning. #NotAEuphemism

It's not just me, is it?? IS IT?? 😱

Let's plump up some cushions, put a face mask on, close the curtains, light a scented candle & just lay quietly & listen to this beauty. youtu.be/hJermMmkVFw?...

Bloody hell. This storm 😱

Finishing off my homage to Halloween with an old video. Dressed as Maleficent - calm, strong, powerful... Or, you know, not 😆

This thread has had me cackling away. Top, top answers 👌 😂

It's like the stand-off from the film Heat.

I'm not the only one who's bonkers.

Also got told that I'm quite 'frightening'. Another win.

Got told tonight that I was topnotch Cosplay. Taking that as a win.

Ha ha, Halloween done right.

Never felt more attractive 🤣🤣🤣 And yes, Heath Ledger was the best Joker, IMO.

They always look very dapper.

Another clue. There's been a few of them. But this one was definitely the most scariest.

If you're expecting 'cute Halloween', be prepared for disappointment.

I've had tonight's costume planned since January 😆 Previous years' efforts. #TBT

Tonights the night - cobwebs, costumes & doughnut bobbing 🎃 My team & I are hosting the Head Office Halloween party! Though this year it’s more than just fun - we’re raising funds for the MND Association after one of our own was diagnosed earlier this year 💙

Late to it, but finally watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story. On episode 6 now. Not too much I can say, other than ... Dear. Bloody. God. 🤢

Post a perfect album from 1989.

The real Halloween horror 😱 Me, baking.

Such a smart lass 🤍

Well, this is timely 🤍 6 years ago today, we suddenly had to say goodbye to my soul cat. This desperately sad young girl who we accidentally adopted, and became my heart. I miss her every day #FannyTheCat

Filth.

Despite having lots to do and sort today, I’ve been looking forward to an early bath, putting on my new “evening” PJs, a lovely dinner, and then sitting in front of the TV - candles lit, all cocooned with a mug of hot chocolate 😄

@hassinator.bsky.social that perfume we were chatting about arrived. I have to say, it's fabulous 👌

This arrived yesterday & as impulse buying goes, this is right up there. Gorgeous scent & it sticks around all day. I really love it.