Been a busy lass all day. Now, post roast dinner, full to the brim & feeling podgy. But despite the Sunday evening blues, me & my belly are quietly content.

Humble brag. But this is one of my best mates track 🧡 youtu.be/YQZqKlRMf8M?...

What a tune @sistapledge.bsky.social ❤️ Such a gorgeous evening xx youtu.be/cen22TBHo9M?...

Couple of pints with @sistapledge.bsky.social Don't mind if I do x

Effing tube 🤬

OH's passport issue date is 13 Jan '23. Mine is 13 Jan '26. 😱

Dinner at a fantastic local organic pub the other night. My mum went off to the loo and I said: "don't forget to wank the soap" You see what I mean, right? 👀

Mind blown that the 'Who wants to be a millionaire' scandal was 25 years ago. A quarter of a century ago 😱😱😱

What is this going into the office on a Friday nonsense??

Always be proud to stand tall.

Wednesday was rather predictable. Anyway, wine? Wine.

If you want to know how my day went, I couldn’t even remember what a letterbox was called today.

Ouch #ChappellRoan 😂😂😂😂

Can Spring get a hurry on please. It was still dark when I left for work.

Something slightly different for Sunday dinner.

Come with me, as I mop the floors. youtu.be/dVExpCA_H3A?...

This is who runs this account.

A treat was needed & earnt today. *pats belly*

❤️

Sixteen quid for some beef for a casserole for 2 😱😱😱 I THINK BLOODY NOT!! It wasn't even posh beef.

Step daughters birthday today.

*pats belly*

Day off today. I meant to brag about that yesterday 😂😂😂

Valentine’s is coming. Keep an eye on your inbox, lads 😘

Is #iplayer being a cockwomble for everyone else tonight, or is it just for me?

Just left the office & it's still light.

Think it’s time I head to bed. Just got emotional watching a video of a pigeon whose claws were all tangled, being freed and treated. Nanight P.S. Pigeons name is Lisa. Mooches around Paddington Station, FYI.

Nothing sweet in the house? Three ingredients & 12 mins later 😋

White tiger loaf, sliced by hand to medium thickness. Not toasted. Salted butter. Many rashers of crispy smoked streaky dry cured bacon. Not the thick stuff & not too thin that it's brittle when cooked. Sliced close cup mushrooms, fried in butter. A healthy spread of HP sauce. Not too heavy handed.

Paaahaaaahaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Of all the songs to come up on my playlist today ... youtu.be/mmLfgKDCsHs?...

Stolen from Instagram. ❤️💔

When you had dreams of being a poet 🤣

"A woman of a certain age" Aren't all women of a certain age? #MenToo

The one with the extremely saucy paintings in the loos. It's like a 'Where's Wally/Willy' in that 2nd pic. 😱😂😱🤣 And excuse the bin. In their defence this was as they were closing.

Went to that bonkers restaurant again last night for step daughters birthday. It's quirky & fun. Maybe wearing a maxi dress & heels wasn't the best idea when climbing up & down into the booths 🤣🤣

Cheers x

I had a vivid dream last night - the sort that doesn’t quite let go when you wake up. Curiosity got the better of me, so I looked up its meaning & now I can’t help wondering whether it’s just chance, or if dreams really do have a habit of reflecting what’s already in motion.

A day at home alone, working sadly. Music is keeping me company - and I don't know if it gets any better than this, quite frankly. youtu.be/_3MZgGiIAQY?...

Just call me Mrs Assertive today, please.

I'm up to episode 4 of #Ripple. I'm certain it's not everyone's cuppa but I'm so enjoying it. Endearing, touching, sentimental, intertwined, sad, hopeful. All the feelings. It's quite the trip.

Back from seeing the other fella. #Haircut

And if someone can please tell me who the blonde bloke is please. He looks like a great fella to go dancing with.

Friday tomorrow lads. www.instagram.com/reel/DTwY14k...

Dark & dank. And the weather.

🤍🤍🤍

I don’t want to be morbid, overly sad, dramatic or miserable today. I want to reflect on how incredible Mum was - fierce, strong, resilient & funny. Obviously, beautiful too. She lived to a ripe old age & that’s not to be sniffed at. A year later, but in my heart every beating second 🤍

If I'm not enough of an emotional wreck already today. Oh my heart ❤️

A milestone today 🤍 youtu.be/H61YWtExfS0?...

I don't say it enough, but who actually fucking cares?