Hand SoLow

Looks like my first day running Market Harborough's largest cannabis product manufacture plant seems to be going ok.

Serves 2? My arse it does

The hardest part about cutting your toenails is knowing when to stop.

It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!

Picture of the staff who operate my account.

I was very nearly run over by top jock "Diddy" David Hamilton as he barelled through a carpark in Soho. He had a comically huge head.

I knew Nick Knowles would drive an old X5 with blacked out windows.

How I'm walking out of 2025

It's that day again. Happy anniversary

Make a Bond movie more casual. Goldfingered

Door 16. You're getting concerned about where to store your tools then this appears. Good old #Wera

Boating lakes open. #Haborough

Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with? 🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫

Door 10. Pz 1x80. Pozidriv size 1 tip 80mm blade. One of my favourite screwdrivers and I'm sure yours too.

Might as well join in I suppose. Good crowd most of them.

Not rude things, a thread:

Christmas has officially started.

There's a man stuck up a tree in a microlight over the A508 near the Clipston turn off.

Lovely day for pressure washing my whacker.

Just seen your girlfriend's new decorating range in B&M

Well, the interior of this place took me by surprise. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Great top but let down by one small detail. I wonder if you can spot it?

Every day is hump day if your name is Quasimodo

Looks like my first day as DG at the BBC went ok.

Whoever it was that said two sausage rolls and a chocolate eclair isn't a suitable breakfast was a complete and utter bellend.

Not again FFS.

Deliveroo's on its way.

Serves two? Hahahahaha

I can't see anything going wrong here

"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?

Here's a picture of some pork I've just smashed into my fat face.

28 years

Just sorting through some old photos and this one of me and the lovely @bearfacedlady.bsky.social popped up

Anyone know anythihng about googllw sheets? I seem to have entirely lost my spreadsheet mantra

Some amazing Photoshop work on the first picture in this listing. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Ok for the rest of us though?

“Don’t worry, Dave, the ambulance will be here soon.”

There's no need to feel down🕺

I've just finished a whole bag of the king of boiled sweets, the sherbet lemon.

I can't believe it's dark already.

Weevil Kneivel

Popped into Sainsbury's earlier to get some salad and somehow got salted caramel desserts and a tub of extra thick double cream. Forgot the salad. Still, the cream will be nice on the surprise Vienetta I found in my bag when I got home.

Looks fairly nondescript to me.

I thought I had an alien busting through the skin of my arm but it was just my wart that I had nearly ripped off my arm unloading some strongboys.

Not sure AI has quite got gymnastics nailed yet

Saw these nattily dressed ghosts this afternoon.

If I wanted to ripen my fruit at home I'd buy a fucking tree

It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel