That was lots of fun! Until next week, night night pop pinup and starlets! #totp

- I'm in this post, and I don't like it #totp

Yazz's legs are actually *too long*, they shouldn't physically exist. It's like bumblebee's wings #totp

Cheer up, 'Nita! #totp

Was this classy then? Or is he just wearing a suit in black and white and Goodier's just making assumptions? #totp

A bra made of wicker and leather jacket and chaps. Gloria Estefan making all the bold fashion choices #totp

One day at a time is the only song that the Ramblers deserved to be on the same episode as. I wouldn't have watched that episode and there would have been rioting caused by it, but at least neither would have spoiled this otherwise practically perfect #totp

Lene Lovich has stong 'indoor cat watching pigeon through kitchen window' energy #totp

Ah! Some utter bonkers bonkersness from Lene Lovich. Really special lineup ruined by the girl guides earlier #totp

Just (genuinely!) had a bit of cheesecake, but alas, was not eating trifle to Eton Rifles #totp

Imagine thinking "who can fill the spot between Sparks and Darts?" and chosing that fucking sparrow song #totp

Holy shit. Nauseating on so many levels 🤮 #totp

That drummer looks out of place. Is he on work experience? #totp

Sparks! Yes please and thank you! #totp

Jesus, Mike Reid! Lego hair much? #totp

MELB, with one of the better voices of the Spices, here bizarrely choosing to whisper/talk her way through her first solo effort. #totp

We'd *hilariously* prounce PJHarvey like Bjork and vice-versa. Oh, we were *so* gauche and hilare, I'm surprised we didn't get our heads kicked in more often. #totp

Ah #totp, with this PJ Harvey, you are *really* spoiling us. Are you sure you don't just want to chuck in fucking Boyzone again now you've built us up with actual decent songs?

Unfamiliar with this track, but Eels is/are always good value #totp

Don't remember Deetah even slightly, but I'm impressed by the guitarist's forearms 😍. A niche kink, but a valid one nonetheless #totp

I was only a young 'un and all, but I don't remember Aerosmith AT ALL pre-Walk This Way. Were they just not specially famous in the UK before then? #totp

Love love love The Divine Comedy 😍 #totp

Isn't this Lutricia McNeill song just "I wanna be the only one to hold you" slightly reworked? #totp

Can't be arsed with Alisha's Attic tbh. I think it's partly due to the name that suggests "twee gift shop featuring hand crocheted mugs and carelessly bedazzled passport covers" rather than "serious music act" #totp

Pulp. Yes! 100% #totp

Ooh, ##RateMyCulvert

Cor, they fucking LOVED Simon May, didn't they? Strongly suspect he had dirt on the #totp producers because his songs are pure, unadulterated hot garbage.

What's happening? The Ladies in Skimpy Pants are dancing to Jaws? Eh? #totp

Leo Sayer is 28 here, but I'd have believed any age from about 13 up #totp

I remember hearing "If You Leave Me Now" on the radio on the way back from my Grandma's. It could well have been while it was still in the charts in 1976. The pencil case Grandma had given me was slightly coming apart at the stitching, and I was in the back of the Vauxhall Victor feeling sick #totp

Blatt's child is 27 now #totp

Celebrity Skin, yes. Brilliant! #totp

Can't tell you exactly why, but I thoroughly hated Crush. Could it be the breathy "ahh" during the chorus, or the fact it was overplayed to death, or her very shiny crotch all over #totp

SorryNotSorry, I bloody love a bit of Five. They're not taking themselves too seriously, the songs are fun, and they look like they met as gym buddies and they've met up for a drink at a Wetherspoons #totp

Madonna with a very forgettable song here. Hardly a surprise that she went all abba sample/ dance music/ waving her fanny about a few years later #totp

Claire and Faye on vocals, the boys on backing vocals, and Lisa, very much the Bez of Steps, on vibes #totp

"Ve shall keep playing ze Boyzone until morale improves" #totp

Happy Halloween! First scare of the night: Boyzone! #totp

This year, for Halloween, I'm going as "accidentally opened front facing camera"

Just punched a ghost escaping from a man’s face but it turns out he was vaping

Just threw a ghost boomerang. That’s gonna come back to haunt me.

Mercifully short from "definitely not cut out for presenting" Joe Bugnor there. Pity we weren't spared others in that category. Roger Daltrey, anyone? #totp

Someone stamp on the vision mixer's fingers..! #totp

Ah, The Ladies in Skimpy Pants starting as they mean to go on, I see #totp

Applied to Demis, applies to Rod Stewart #totp

As someone who grew up on shit eighties sitcoms, it was quite the revelation that Paul Nicholas had had a musical career in the seventies #totp

This was how to dress if you wanted to be taken seriously in 1976, kids #totp

The world lost something once popstars stopped being allowed to be ugly #totp

Vaguely remember the song, and the skirt looks familiar, but this is pappy soft-rock-by-numbers, and she isn't selling it well because she doesn't believe in it herself. Also, WAY overstyled #totp