A viral tweet about b**bs that made Stacey Solomon laugh one weekend when she needed it. Or a question that I thought only my pals would answer but which enabled Rev Richard Coles to tell me his favourite scent.

We all know Arctic Fox is Anton Dubeke #MaskedSingerUK

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

It’s a crime that Sloth was straight through and Monkey Business was the first out tonight #MaskedSingerUK

Kate Nash for musical theatre. Who knew? #MaskedSingerUK

Moth is Keisha Buchanan. We all know it. #MaskedSingerUK

My mum said Roman kemp for conkers last week #MaskedSingerUK

I do enjoy Can of Worms. Every week he’s different. Keep him in. #MaskedSingerUK

SHARN PARL is no can o worms!!! #MaskedSingerUK

Anton DuBeke Arctic Fox Martine McCutcheon Monkey Business Mica Paris Toastie Harry Hill Red Panda #MaskedSingerUK

This also goes for some healthcare professionals e.g. nurses/phlebotomists. I'm a chronically ill person with bad veins - small, buried deep down. If I suggest drawing blood from my hand, it's for a reason. Don't tell me 'We only draw blood from the crook of the arm; from the hand it's painful' 😤

CW: food I know it’s a late lunch but I’ve made you spaghetti with lentils, tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, courgettes, aubergines, spinach and onions. Little bit of Parmesan on top. Fill yer boots on a drizzly day.

Please be briefly cheered up by this perfume bottle (Greek; c. 600BCE) from the Burrell Collection.

Nanight babs. Sleep well x

Quote post with a picture of you being a dork.

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

Weirdly, it turned out the Traitors were more faithful than the Faithfuls. #TheTraitors

A heatwarming honour among thieves scenario there. #TheTraitors Bravo.

Bluesky #TOTP gang outing, next time?

Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived, worked tills at Superdrug" #TOTP

Watching Monty Don’s Rhineland Gardens. Nice German lady: he has the biggest and best zucchini Me: I bet he does

The badgers have been a real highlight of #Winterwatch

Yes bro

Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

Knackered. Early night required. Nanight babs. Sleep well x

Ariadne is a v savvy watcher of telly and I trust her implicitly in this take. #TheTraitors

Re-posted for the Thursday crowd. #draw #quickdraw #sketch #quicksketch #selfportrait #drawing #sketching

Faraaz speaks up. #TheTraitors

IDGAF who actually wins in the end. One of #TheTraitors will do over the other anyway. I just wanna get rid of James for his inability to let women speak without interrupting.

Rachel coming for Harriet’s crown though - sneaky willy. #TheTraitors

Just get rid of James so that people can actually speak without being aggressively talked over #TheTraitors

The other thing I can’t stand about James is the self-aggrandising defence of “I’m just at an honest guy saying what I think” like that’s licence to talk over others, to dominate a conversation, and an excuse for any poor behaviour. We hear it from mansplainers so often. #TheTraitors

Hahaha, Jade schooling all men in not talking over women in the most 'I've had enough of this shit all my life' way #TheTraitors

Yes Jade. Lay into James. All he does is interrupt, talk over, and make it about him. She’s telling him and he’s still doing it now. Can’t stand him. #TheTraitors

Self portrait in 3 pink tones. Felt tips on a4 paper. #draw #quickdraw #sketch #quicksketch #selfportrait #drawing #sketching

Everything sounds more romantic in French.

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

Early night - busy old times at work at the moment. Sleep tight. Last one up - turn off the big light. Nanight x

Nadiya for Bake Off you cowards

Whenever I wear this dress at work at least one person comes over to me to tell me how much they “love that dress”. Last time it was 6 people, including some I don’t even know. Dress: Roksanda for George (AW 24/25)

Borrowed my colleague’s hat the other day and felt KEWT.

Why does this read like cream cakes don't actually exist?

He’s suddenly turned into fuckin Poirot. Out of nowhere. Amazing. #TheTraitors

Goooo on Faraaz #TheTraitors

At least we won’t have Matthew’s repeated “it’s Jade” all the effin time. #TheTraitors

Can’t stand James. Who the fuck is Matthew? Let them both go. #TheTraitors

Today’s work “fit” via a loo mirror selfie Dress: Tu (A/W 24) Boots: Skechers (circa 2018) Leggings: Tommy Copper Waterproof coat: Seasalt (25/26 winter sale £100 off full price).

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

Timeline cleanse / pooch cleanse. You’re welcome.

This thread is wild.