Christopher Lee with his cat, Renfield.

Après le braquage… #Louvre

The joy of wfh is wearing my “I’m not lost I’m here” fine knit over my Whitby FC away shirt so that the message is overlaid an image of Whitby Abbey. Unintentionally on brand for what some may call “spooky season”. Shirt: Whitby FC Knit: Monki (previous season)

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

A reminder (perhaps a revelation to some) that John Candy was very fanciable.

Stop scolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

Forgot to post yesterday’s work “fit” via a loo mirror selfie so you can have it today. Trench: New Look* Trainers: Tu* Trousers: Next* Dress: William Morris/Tu collab (this season) *all previous seasons with lots of wears by me

Libraries are a great bunch of lads.

I still can’t get used to #LaterJools being on a Sunday instead of a Friday.

Hey #Suede fans - #LaterJools is about to start on bbc2.

Anyone know the whereabouts of this chap? Asking for some Louvre friends.

i keep thinking about the rat that i found in my outside bin. i lifted the bin lid and made eye contact with the rat and it squeak-screamed at me. i’m so socially conditioned i felt embarrassed and was on the cusp of apologising as if i’d mistaken an occupied public toilet cubicle for vacant

Bloody love these lads.

C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit! Et ils ont mal tourné !

Congrats Hōshōryū. Brilliant final match. #sumo

You know winter is coming when the soy sauces put their little scarves on

Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.

Sumo stars goofing about at tourist locations seems a more fun way to celebrate England than any number of flags.

Last day of sumo. Who’s on red button?

Nanight babs. Sleep well x

Absurdism is the weapon of the people.

Do you know what a group of frogs is called? AN ARMY

I lasted 4 laundry loads and 2 episodes of a decent drama but the post-jab tiredness is kicking in now. Nap time. Laterz pertayterz x

I love Usborne Spotters’ Guides because I grew up on them. Just got three more “new to me” from eBay. You can tell how old the Flags one is. From a time before David Hasselhoff pulled down the Berlin Wall!

Little in-joke for those in the know by the bbc1 announcer ahead of recycling furniture show Money For Nothing. All he said was “that ain’t working, that’s the way you do it”. Bravo sir.

Get yerself to Southsea market. My pal Lisa is selling her fab wares. I’ve bought brooches and earrings from her before and folks have loved them when they’ve opened them as gifts. I’ve also self-gifted some lovely treasures from her. She’s also got an online shop. GO TREAT YOURSELF.

Fancy a new T-shirt? gailmyerscough.co.uk/t-shirts Eco Friendly - 100% Organic cotton - Vegan Friendly

"Other people are having fun? I must denounce it at once!".

When you have a catch up with someone you haven’t seen in ages. How are you? Ok. My dad died. And then my uncle died. Sorry to hear that. How are you? Ok. Remember I got the all clear? I actually did have malignant cancer. Sorry to hear that. We just carry on don’t we? Yes.

I adore them. Sumo has been great to see (over here).

Latest in a semi regular series of early morning car selfies. I’m parked up ready for me jabs just after 9am.

Mornin’. I’m off to me booster & flu jab in a mo. Owt good lined up for Saturday?

Little work in progress video for Seated 6. First time I’ve tried one of these (no planning happened!). #draw #drawing #sketchbook #sketch #workinprogress

I once walked past Leslie Phillips (ding dong) holding a flapjack.

I reckon his high school sweetheart left him for Birmingham.

Timeline cleanse. Henry is a treasure. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Why is Jenrick so obsessed with Birmingham? First Handsworth and now Villa? Like, have you got a crush on Birmingham so much you wanna keep negging it? Classic bully behaviour.

New #hogdoodles added the the Hope for hedge charity auction page. www.jumblebee.co.uk/Hogdoodle25 Please take a peek and please share this post it could make a hit difference. Thank you 🙏🏻

I once marked an essay about country house poetry. When talking about their accessible open spaces, the student left the “l” out of “public gardens”. I had a good chuckle.

every adult should know how to craft something. i use that loosely: cook a meal, do a bit of DIY, sew a button, grow a plant. if there is nothing in this world that you can make yourself... why. what are you doing

BICCIES ANYONE? ko-fi.com/s/b1ea89dbb9 #muppets #print #artforsale #bsnm

Little work in progress video for Seated 6. First time I’ve tried one of these (no planning happened!). #draw #drawing #sketchbook #sketch #workinprogress

I’ve always loved Celia Birtwell’s designs so I’m delighted to have taken delivery of this lovely blouse at a ridiculously low price from Joanie.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's Sweep and his bone car.

There’s some new friendos in my emporium! 💘 hellohalloweeno.etsy.com

This is very good

Reposted for the morning crowd #draw #drawing #sketch #sketchbook

Night babs. Sleep well x

Honestly, Marple and Cocker are two of my heroes. I think about them every day of my life. This is a dream collab.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.