Thanks Matt Berninger, that was good.

CW: food, meat Made you pork in cider and mustard sauce with sage, roast parsnips, and carrots and leeks in rosemary and thyme. Fill yer boots

This weekend I took the most #London photo ever. Fox waiting for the last train.

Oh - I was the only person in the screening who absolutely was the exactly right demographic to “get” the music for the wrestling scene. #Pillion #spoiler

FUCK OFF, ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER! #strictly (look up what he did to the Cinderella cast and him flying back just to vote for brexit for just the start of the reasons why he can get in the bin)

Was just video calling my chap (a biker) and telling him about #Pillion - how it had lots of bikes & he’d enjoy it. He was trying to work out the bike from the image. Him: “He certainly is a very good looking fella”. He knows a good thing when he sees it.

Right I’m off to do the washing up now. Laters babs x

Lewis is adorable. Gracious in defeat. A brilliant dancer. Some of the best routines I’ve ever seen in this show. I feel for Katya - she gets a really bum deal most years and she had a great partner this year. #strictly

I think Tarantino can be an interesting filmmaker, but I've wanted him to shut up with his "master of all cinema history" bullshit for years. It delights me that going after Matthew Lillard is what finally got movie fans to collectively tell him to fuck off.

I can’t stand Nikita #strictly

Was quite amused that one character pretty much presents this very plate of food to another when they cook for them in the film I saw today.

#Pillion really is as good as you imagine it to be by the way. I rarely take myself off to the cinema these days but I’m glad I went to that.

Latest car selfies cuz I’m off to the cinema.

For those who don’t know about Iceland’s Christmas Lads - they cause havoc by slamming doors, stealing pans, bothering sheep, eating Skyr, and leaving potatoes for naughty children instead of gifts.

Theo is here to tell you that I have seven (7!) photos included in the Hope Pastures 2026 calendar 💜 All money goes directly to the care & rehab of the horses & donkeys. Available here: www.hopepastures.org/product/2026... #Leeds #Charity #AnimalRescue

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

These drawings were all added to my shop recently. Lots of subjects to choose from and they will make lovely gifts. Find my shop 'The Wee Owl Art' on Folksy folksy.com/shops/thewee... #ArtForSale #OriginalArt #Drawing #Painting #Artwork #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #ShopIndy #SupportSmallBusiness #bsnm

Honey baked ham

CW: food Made you feta omelette with cherry tomatoes and rocket on the side. Fill yer boots.

my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing. they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors. their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen. their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.

Nanight babs. Sleep well x

No man is an island, Entire of itself.

I have at least 2 of those things.

The Tunnel (Anglo/French version of The Bridge, which was Swedish/Danish) is newly on Prime. I missed it first time round so I’m gonna give it a go like the good old #TweetClubNoir days.

I need my babs Karen and Carlos to be in the final #strictly

I don’t like Nikita. I said what I said. #strictly

Go on Padders you little gem #strictly

Bring on Padders, McFly man #strictly

Shit shit shit I forgot... ANYONE VERY CLOSE TO THE SOUTHBANK WANT TO SEE STEREOLAB FOR FREE?

Yes Lewis! Loved that #strictly

I discovered this poem shortly after losing my grandmother (who had mostly filled the mom role in my life), and it has profoundly shaped the way I think about life and death and grief and mortality.

Lovely smooth dance from Bal #Strictly

I bloody love Wrighty #strictly

I love our bab Karen - that error near the start was a real shame as there was lots of complex moments to enjoy #strictly

In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.

George was a bit fucking great #strictly

CW: food, fish Made you crispy-skinned Salmon in dill and lemon with rocket, parsley and gherkin; roasted veg with rosemary and thyme; roasted beetroot; edamame, green beans and peas. Fill yer boots x

"Say it!" "No!" "Say it, Hans." "My name's not Hans!" "I WILL drop you." “Fine, okay, you win!” “I need to hear you say it.” "Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"

“So what was it that interested you in this gay biker indie film?” 👀

It’s not a jam and cream scone like some folks thought. Because jam first - obvs.

Film is sold out so I’m going tomorrow afternoon instead. Still, I’ve had a nice walk!!!

CW: food Made you a jacket spud with feta, cranberry sauce, cherry tomatoes and baby cucumber. Fill yer boots.

I make unique cat sofas, lap mats for cats, and foot stools (for humans but cats will use them as cat thrones) You can find my shop on Etsy craftysharp.etsy.com

3AM. Everyone: Me: “I wonder if there’s an adult movie version of Flash Gordon called ‘Flash Hard-On’ where his arch nemesis is called ‘Minge the Merciless’?”

If you see this, repost this with your model of positive masculinity.

Last page of my first sketchbook, handmade by @dyeworksprint.bsky.social I’ve got a colour down. Pretty sure of what I’m going to draw this weekend. And when it’s done I’ll post it and then do a sketchbook flip through video if folks like that sort of thing.

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

Taking myself off to see Pillion this arvo. Looking forward to it.