🤣 Hi ho, mofo

WHOA 😀

I should think so.

"In theater". These clowns think they're in 'Nam. Except they believe they'll win this one.

“Bovino” sounds like a failed beef-themed sports drink.

Back on track 👏🏼 #AVFC #UTV 💜💙

YESSSSSS 😀 OLLIEEEE #AVFC #UTV 💜💪

Look at what’s happening in the States. Nobody should be sending football teams there in the summer. Boycotts really should be happening.

Still not seeing the word "sorry". And it's not just to UK forces he owes an apology.

This is Edie. She takes approximately 3 to 7 business days to eat a piece of cheese. She and her four teeth cannot be rushed. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: littleediethechi)

one of the best things ever

"Grandma"?! She's only just about old enough to be your mum, Faraaz 🙄 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

#bbcqt Yellow jacket woman has only ever voted once. Won't say who for 😏 Sick of parliamentary "back-bitching" 🤪 Seems quite refreshed...🥃🍷

Fiona Bruce, "President Trump said the troops NATO sent to Afghanistan stayed off the front line" Emily Thornberry slams Donald Trump #BBCQT "It's an absolute insult" "An insult to 457 families who lost someone in Afghanistan" "How dare he say we weren't on the front line" "How dare he"

And HOW DARE the republicans allow him to get away with it. Contemptible. Cowards, one and all. Don’t call for our help again. bsky.app/profile/shel...

Bulwark has the side by side. He's a damn liar.

Whaat? I was waiting for the bit where Roxy realised she'd been played like a fiddle. Where was the traitor reveal? #Uncloaked #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

Phew! 👏💜💙 #AVFC #UTV

These last 10 minutes have been going on for half an hour 😬 #AVFC #UTV

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Buggerit 😠 #AVFC #UTV

This guy went to Yale? 🤡

On America and Trump. Just perfect.... By @kornetzke.bsky.social

Starmer maybe rightly doesn’t take bait each time but he needs an outrider - a semi-licensed “off message” attack dog - to make Haw-Haw Farage pay for sucking up to the guy who denigrates British war dead.

Bit nippley. I mean, nippy.

Great, Keown's on comms 🙄 #AVFC #UTV 💜💙

Evil

Just cut to the chase and get a measuring tape.

Listening out for the twilight bark...

It's a mystery why Trump's business school professor said he was the dumbest student he ever taught. 🤪

Live footage of me, listening to Gavin Newsom, a senior member of the party that screwed the last election and is still failing to provide any meaningful opposition, not to mention a citizen of the country who voted for this shambles, telling Europeans we are pathetic for not standing up to Trump.

This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

Christ, that was garbage. Anyway, #UTFV #AVFC 💜💙

Very enthused by the way this lad switches targets without taking a breath and calls the drongo next to him a 'soup sandwich'. If we know one thing about insignificant drongos playing at being tough guys it's that they hate being laughed at, so fingers crossed ICE morale is flatlining.

The Dutch equivalent of "hip hip hooray" is "hieperdepiep* hoera" *pronounced "heeper de peep" As ever, do with this information what you will

Looks like the EU-US trade deal is now dead, with all three major groups in the EU Parliament calling at least for suspension. The downward spiral has already begun.

You have to stand up to bullies.

Which makes me even madder about Brexit and all those fuckwits who thought the US was our friend and EU a problem. Do you think any of them might be having second thoughts now?

From Nuuk, Greenland:

This 🧵 Collectively, we're strong. Time to teach him to know his place.

I was struck, seeing this on the tube, by the contemporary resonance of Auden"s Epitaph on a Tyrant in this phase of the global projection of Trump’s sociopathic narcissism

So, #KeirStarmer, was all the grovelling, state visit and wheeling out of royalty, pomp and circumstance worth it? Grow a spine, FGS #Trump #tariffs #Greenland

I work from home a lot. Some days, there's not much work to do so I wait for my wife and son to go out and shout "BIG DAY IN THE BIG BOYS BED' and both dogs run upstairs to burrow under the bed covers and we all have a mid-morning nap together. It's the highlight of my week.

Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.

Block Party for @icegov.bsky.social pass it on

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The most annoying thing about Jade is that she keeps saying "I've gone for *yourself*" instead of "you" when she votes. Love her knitwear, though. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Damn, I really wanted to see Matt open his 'recruitment' letter and realise it was a death warrant 🤭💀 #TheTraitorsUK