pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

*Laughs nervously, again, in Welsh*

The Symphony of the Cat, Moritz von Schwind, 1868. #Caturday

This is one of the reasons as a humanist who does not believe in the supernatural, I am still not anti-theist. Everybody needs different frameworks to deal with the curse of consciousness and motivate right action, if it gets you over here on Team Decency, we can argue about the terms as we go.

*leans into mic* *SCREAMS* FUUUUUUUUCK ROCKSTAR

lol

Fuck a duck, turn that off if you ever want to see my posts again... No, wait, stop turning it up to maximum!

The local graffiti artist with a surprisingly retro deep cut in town this morning, considering the Free Wales Army haven't been a thing since 1969.

I have thought about this at least once a day since Kris posted it.

Agonisingly close to £7k, folks.

We are in the final day of our Kickstarter campaign. It looks like we might make it to £7,000, which would be amazing. If you were thinking of pledging, please do so now. www.kickstarter.com/...

If there’s one room in America that you absolutely know you’re about to enter it’s, it would be the Oval Office. Were tourists wandering in? Was Door Dash getting confused? Was Trump having a hard time re … ooohhh.

This is the best anecdote I have seen in years

CAERFFILI REPRESEEEEEEENT

The folk behind Abigail making a new Mummy movie has reminded me of Dan Stevens and the finest line delivery of recent years. bsky.app/profile/mark...

Look I just want my Captain Seven Enterprise-G movie ok

*grinds teeth nerdily* *in a quiet voice* but they're NOT hominids that's the POINT russell

The collective global obituary on Dick Cheney will be “we thought he was the worst it got. We were wrong.”

As New York goes to the polls in the Mayoral race I'm sure that Zohran Mamdani is taking great inspiration from Lindsay Whittle's success on a progressive platform in the Welsh Senedd by-election last month.

The little bugger is SNORING

Just get in the bed.

I suspect the cat has the same thought when you occupy it.

This oaf has stolen my favourite chair when there's a cat bed RIGHT THERE

I'm more of a muter than a blocker but continuing to wang on in my mentions about how Linux is easier than I think and intimating that I'm some kind of moron, when actually I've run more than one Linux machine myself in the past, gets you a blockeroonie.

Finally had to upgrade to Windows 11 so obviously the first thing I did was uninstall all the AI I could find and try and get it back as close to the Windows 10 layout as I could.

When talking about ourselves in relation to the cats’ thought process, Partner and I refer to ourselves as The Vertical Cats

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Oh man after a historic political annihilation in the Caerffili by-election where their traditional base abandoned them en masse the political geniuses in Labour have decided to piss off the teachers' union.

The cowards should make dislikes public

Remember, David Hasselhoff is not now officially Welsh because of his wife, but because this is exactly what @madeley.bsky.social looks like when he's posting about politics.

I'm old enough to remember when the media was talking about young people flocking to Reform, because I'm over a month old.

Great now take the titles and houses off every last one of the parasites.

Sometimes I think Wales is a normal place to have grown up and other times I remember on the bus to school once a kid yelled abuse out the window at a guy who had, years before, been accused of making explosives, and the man ran to the next stop, got on and started beating the shit out of him.

Also, I know it's unfortunate that the season ended on such a low point when it was also facing a departing Doctor & the scrutiny that came with the Disney deal, but I still don't understand why people are acting like Doctor Who has never had an exceedingly ropey episode before.

Disney didn’t reject it because it was a failure or “too woke” they rejected it because, they literally told Tony Gilroy when he was trying to get the money for Andor season 2, streaming is dead.

Tedious that a Doctor Who run that for the most part had a warm reception that people enjoyed- which I know is true because I was there and followed it and my memory isn't completely wrecked yet- is now being retconned into a complete disaster that everyone hated just because the end was crap.

This is what happens when you vote for the village idiots because "they tell it like it is".

I'm watching the Final Cut in 4K, creating a bit of a disconnect between the pristine 35mm footage and the lost scenes that were buried under a motorway by Rod Stewart and only survive in much lower quality. Meaning if you watch the theatrical, you lose the @madeley.bsky.social cameo.

The cats are doing spells. I'm sure it's fine.

transformateurs, robots déguisés! @madeley.bsky.social

Can someone explain why someone from the losing party in the Caerphilly by-election is invited onto Sky News and not someone from the party that trounced them? Hey Oligarchs, your bias for far-right chaos is showing.

I am IN

Thinking of the time I went to a queer poetry night and I sat down, ready to round the night off with some beautiful queer poetry and the first speaker stands up, announces they'll be doing "dolphin poetry" and proceeds to start squealing like a dolphin for ten minutes on stage

And people say the British press doesn't know anything about Ireland. They got this scoop, didn't they.

After a lovely weekend away with my friends I have returned safely home to what is officially the greatest town on this entire island if not the world.

Saber Saturday! @madeley.bsky.social after that by-election result:

Update: fair to say she would be wholly unable to bluff with four aces.