More adventures in painting (& me being crap at photography) My primary colours run continues. Citadel ME Legolas (variant)

Swedish private equity group takes 42% stake in Yorkshire Water. Thames Water, Northumbrian Water, Southern Water, South West Water and Wessex Water gutted by PE. All have criminal convictions, dump sewage in rivers, profiteer. 90% of England's water is foreign owned. Expect more looting.

Andrew O’Hagan hitting this grifting family off the top rope with every line here

You look, you paddle, you stand up and you surf, easy, right!? #Surfer

any time the "consensus reality" t-shirt i drew a year and a half ago gets new attention i feel like i have to tell people that the exact moment i thought of this shirt was at the texas state fair staring at a prize winning show pig with testicles the size of a basketball

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

#AshmoleanAdvent Day 24: Winter Coat Woven from the fleece of a Himalayan mountain goat, Kashmir shawls were famous for their lightness, softness and warmth.

Today we’re bringing you this charming print by Ohara Koson. Koson was a Japanese painter and woodblock print designer. He was famous as a master of bird-and-flower designs and was a prolific artist, creating around 500 print designs during his lifetime. 🦆 EA1957.81

Good lad.

They wanted freedom of speech. They got freedom of speech. 🧵

we joke but we're going to end up learning hegsgeth and/or his staff are really doing this

no really, holy shit

NEW FOR PRE ORDER: These will ship April 13th 2026 or can be collected at Salute 2026 (choose Collect at Salute at the checkout) HUMILIATED NAZIS 🤢 Find out more in the alt text! Til 10th March you can use our code IWD26 to get 10% off, so you may as well! Yes he's poopin in a helmet.

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Every time I hear Hegseth speak, I’m reminded of what Sherman said: “War is at best barbarism…Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation.”

Best Birthday cards:

DarkSword miniatures in the UK? I've got you covered. miniature-heroes.co.uk/product-cate...

4pm today on BBC Radio 4 Extra it’s the repeat of my adaptation of Iain M. Banks’ The State of the Art, with Sir Antony Sher as the ship. So proud of this amazing production by @nadiamolinari.bsky.social

Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

How do you get to my age only to realise that you share your Birthday with Rik Mayall? In other words it’s my birthday. I’m 27 according to my old mate Dave’s system (of halving your age)

Darts on #totp could be an alternative cast for Blake’s Seven…

Apropos of nothing, I've decided to offer free UK shipping on orders over £20 on the Patchwork Fez Games web shop! If you fancy a horrible game, or some lovely artwork relating to a horrible game, pop over to shop.patchworkfez.games

Obsidian Statue done! #miniatures #miniaturepainting #malifaux

Andrew Neil lives in a mansion in France that he moved to using EU rules where he doesn't pay any tax in the UK. And he spends his time moaning about the EU he chooses to live in and the poor state of the UK, which is due to tax dodgers like him.

New table of "d12 Drunkards You Meet at the Inn":

I did not mean to draw such an adorable goldfish

One thing I share with the average reform voter is that things need to change I want a politics that deals with this. Directly. I’ve long held that time is our only true currency. Thus should be front page stuff.

Its got those Moebius & Conan vibes so I just backed Basileus : Book One on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bas...

Horror runs on fear, and fear runs on loss. Loss of control, life, identity, and so on. If nothing can be taken from the characters in the name of preserving agency, dread disappears. What remains is not horror, just danger.

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good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

The finder kept one coin, the landowner kept another. At auction, two coins went to an anonymous buyer in the USA, one to Switzerland and the destinations of the rest are unknown. #Archaeology #Treasure #Detecting 🏺

A view.

This kid is just so good

Akin to our Covid bonanza…

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Billionaire-owned media celebrating the industrial slaughter of human beings by machines as a wondrous leap forward.

it is best to find out early who can and cannot be counted upon when the robot uprising begins

It’s uncanny

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

We live intestine times ...

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

True this.

and on a second charge of impersonating The Great Soprendo.

Painting these cars I find it really helps to have a story. The Tories are a barn find Rolls Royce. Money, but past its prime... But could easily make an unwelcome comeback. A battered Dinky toy made a great base. Just missing dead foxes / campaign posters #Salute53 @slondonwarlords.bsky.social