Lol fuck off cunt

You'll all be pleased to know that Nain, the enormous false widow who lives in my kitchen vent, has found herself a tiny and demure husband who has built himself a nest just above her and spends all his time just hanging there trying to look all sexy and submissive in a spidery way

Horrified by my dogs awful little elf hands in the sand

The english accent entering my body whenever Kate Nash's "Foundations" comes on

I used to be such an ambitious child. As an adult I find my ambitions have mellowed into something less grand but much more profound. I want to go to the pub and restaurants with the people I love, I want to go on holiday, i want politicians strung up on lampposts, I want to read in the sun 🌞

I don't know if it's fabricated cause I do that a lot but I have such a vivid memory of getting lost in Morriston hospital as a kid and ending in a dark corridor stuffed to the brim with mannequins. Needless to say I booked it out of there because, despite how I act, my mother didn't raise no twpsyn

As a child I ran a witchcraft business (scam) where I sold charms and spells but didn't tell anyone they were taken from the TV series Charmed official encyclopedia. I will resurrect this business and con countless out of their hard earned money

YourParty, Greens. I just cannot bring myself to vote for an english party that, no matter how progressive, will treat my entire country and everyone in it as a political practice ground and an afterthought, happily doing nothing as the people of Wales sink ever further into poverty

Got up at five to watch the sunrise over the bay. Foolish

I live in the best city in the world

The ideal morning to be quite honest

Constantly posting and deleting because I've already got kicked off one social media site for vague threats of violence and I can't have it happen again. It's such a struggle being this vengeful in public

It's always the worst people in the world so sure of their rapture. Everyone preparing for the rapture would be smited by jesus if he came back, of this I have no doubt.

Preparing for the rapture by filling my pockets with rocks. You're not getting me that easy!

I will never assume incompetence when malice will do

Never British. Always Welsh. Eternally hwtnw 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

October is approaching! We’d like to support as many families as well as single people and couples who otherwise struggle to access help as possible! Please, if youve got a fiver you may blast on a pint consider chucking a round in to our fundraiser 💗

Cardiff. There's an elder emo event at District today from 4pm to 8pm. Does anyone want our two tickets? We are ill and can't go

if you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love x

Fears that naming a new national park after Glyndwr will incite the Welsh to revolt

Contrast: the genteel civility of the queue, served in polite fashion, like souls at the gates of St Peter, each assured of their eventual and orderly salvation. And the scrum, the confusion, the shoving, the incessant press of bodies crowding their way into hell

It's ✨️Bisexual Awareness Week✨️ Now, the common garden bisexual can most often be found in your nearest d&d group being a menace to every muscular npc and generally creating an environment of unrestrained depravity with the help of their warlock patron. Approach with caution. They bite.

The UK will never achieve socialism, Wales might.

Hey folks, if you've got a spare bit of cash and want it to go to a good place then chuck it our way. Every penny goes to providing people with healthy and satisfying meals because people should not have to live on beans alone. Reposts would also be appreciated. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Why are they still going!? Ma'am, unless you have some hidden knowledge of a hitherto undiscovered Welsh royal then either accept defeat or share this knowledge with the rest of us for the love of christ

Ever since I found out my anti-psychotic worked as a stimulant and was meant to be taken in the morning (and not at night as I'd been told 😑) my life has improved markedly because I get to start my day with the equivalent of a heaped spoon of speed in my coffee

Me replying to every story and anecdote that even mildly features the inconveniencing of the middle class

Like, unionism is already irrevocably linked to the right. Systemically and in public perception. It tests on a bedrock of royalism, anglocentrism and old fashioned imperialist nostalgia. I guess it'd be harder to see that from an english viewpoint but from Wales it's clear

I can never be a Real Gay because I don't know how to take pics of myself in the mirror

Fuck I hate blitzball. Ban it

Sorry, can't talk. Informing an American claiming to be a direct descendant of Llywelyn ap Gruffudd why they're wrong and stupid

The "gay not queer" lot are so fucking tedious. Not a single brain cell rattling around in their heads. How you claiming to represent a community without standing for that community's economic emancipation and political liberation? Just say you care for no one but yourselves you self-indulgent shits

MOLD UNITED AGAINST RACISM ✊ Saturday 28th September 12:30am, 33 new st, CH7 1UL

Just accidentally broke a mug with my thighs. This may be the sexiest thing I've ever done.

Edgar Linton in the cuck chair

Give us the motivation to turn Pints Plans into Real Plans.

Just lobotomised myself doing a covid test. A functional frontal cortex is for losers anyway

Is anyone going to the Rhyl independence march as me and @mochyn.bsky.social might

Been added to an archery gc and (one of) my nemesis is in there. Thumbs downing everything he says. Teach you to tut at me you little bitch

Not Mabinogion slander on my feed. I will not stand for it. Might as well curse the sun and denounce joy.

Imagine going to the gym for calves a fat man gets for free

Celebrate Glyndwr's Day as the big man would have wanted by burning a holiday home then marching on Worcester

On 16 September 1400, Owain Glyn Dwr began what would prove a decade long War of Independence against the English crown. It was a bold gambit that would have devastating consequences for so many but which earned Owain an enduring place in his compatriots' hearts. Link in bio 👆🏾

Cofiwch Glyndŵr! 625 years ago the Glyndŵr Rebellion began. In a daring revolt, the last true Prince of Wales struck a blow against English rule and in doing so laid down an example for each generation to follow.

As we face down the threat of capitalist imperialism, anglophone hegemony and an increasingly violent fascist movement, our struggle today for class liberation and national survival is a continuation of what Glyndŵr started. Cofiwch y Gwrthryfel! Cofiwch Glyndŵr!

Every day living with the US is just finding out about some new twat called Zac Limmers and his army of right wing fembois that is for some reason allowed to kick people off the voting register

I think, and if you don't mind me being philosophical for a minute, that as much as I'm not going to downplay the danger the far right poses, we can't lose sight of the objective truth that this is a gathering of weak, failed men.

I have spent a lush evening drawing maps and reading, planning some D&D and drinking frankly copious amounts of virgin marys. Feels nice to be doing something creative again. Maybe I will do it more often. Maybe

Fine I'll ask. What's a groyper? Is it related to a kobold? What's its AC?

Thick as fucking cement the lot of them