Kids and grown ups love it so But landlords better watch themselves

Who wants a nice long screw

Humble bird: “Oh, I don’t know about that. You’re very kind. I’m a GOOD tit, sure.”

NASA with “whoops all cock and balls”.

Oh. I’m very tired.

everybody in the trump administration looks like this

We’ve been and done a culture

NASA with “whoops all cock and balls”.

Humble bird: “Oh, I don’t know about that. You’re very kind. I’m a GOOD tit, sure.”

We’ve been and done a politics

I’ve ordered the cross one 😬 it was a lot cheaper and also only had to come from Ireland rather than California. I’ll probably still get the heart one eventually though.

This apple is so hungry they are imagining their lover, who in reality is also a massive apple, as a delicious middle aged human man, the favourite food of the giant apples.

This is Ever Ready erasure 😡

Let’s get some who have any principles whatsoever first and then we’ll talk.

that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?

Bought some invisible shorts (not like THAT, you scoundrels)

Never forget.

You’ve heard of the Excelamanders, now get ready for the Sigh Dark Kraccess I’m so sorry

Ork Strategic Studies or “Dakkademia”

More people should know about challenge coins. Yes the army makes little hobby art for participation trophies, and now the cops do it because cops are troops now, and they put skulls and stuff on them because they're tuff

“Angry young women are the vanguard of the left’s toxic empathy.”

If they’ve got proof then he wasn’t plotting in secret and if it was secret they can’t prove it.

The company I work for buys in wheat gluten from a German company and that company isn’t called Gluten Tag so honestly what’s the point of anything

On the subject of weight loss (planned, intentional), I had to sacrifice my hi vis vest because we had a new starter who’s similarly large, so I’ve got a new one, and it’s so big I could wear it as though it was double breasted 😌

lol good get rekt

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers (and with good reason)

I’d like to think that Noel Edmunds and Mr.Bobby still get a chance to meet up once in a while to have a cheeky pint together.

I’m proud of the weight I’ve lost and jims can have little an obnoxious and ostentatious accessory as a treat in exchange for achievements so I’m going to buy a belt where I can change the buckle and I want one of or both of these:

The request was “can you please only send one?”

OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. I saw a kingfisher today! I’d never seen one before and it was just sitting outside the window at work and everyone else had their backs to the window so I’m special.

'scientists' who've never looked at a minimap before

Maggie’s learned to say ta 🥲

Ruin a band by changing one letter ABBB

Kids and grown ups love it so But landlords better watch themselves

“We were born into an unjust system, we are not prepared to grow old in it.” - Bernadette Devlin - 🇮🇪 🤝 🇵🇸

Nah, just let the protestors scan the QR code and accept the Pegasus payload. Surely, nothing can go wrong with connecting your device to whatever URL the police surveillance state is proudly wearing on their chest.

He could smell the mustard and the onions

I’m on the school PTA. Last night I learned we have no money for a caretaker so teachers paint classrooms and then head comes in on a weekend to do cleaning. What other chief execs do we expect to do this, and other employees have to do their own maintenance?

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Get Jimmy Nail to do it. Fuck it.

Year's first new Lore drop for Trench Crusade! Notice the tactical scissors!