The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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Quidvis recte factum, quamvis humile, praeclarum. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Become ungovernable
over 2 years ago
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Kids and grown ups love it so But landlords better watch themselves
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Who wants a nice long screw
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Humble bird: “Oh, I don’t know about that. You’re very kind. I’m a GOOD tit, sure.”
about 21 hours ago
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NASA with “whoops all cock and balls”.
about 21 hours ago
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Oh. I’m very tired.
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more mr. nice guy
about 18 hours ago
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
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about 18 hours ago
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We’ve been and done a culture
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about 18 hours ago
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NASA with “whoops all cock and balls”.
about 21 hours ago
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Humble bird: “Oh, I don’t know about that. You’re very kind. I’m a GOOD tit, sure.”
about 21 hours ago
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We’ve been and done a politics
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I’ve ordered the cross one 😬 it was a lot cheaper and also only had to come from Ireland rather than California. I’ll probably still get the heart one eventually though.
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Grise l’Indécis
2 days ago
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This apple is so hungry they are imagining their lover, who in reality is also a massive apple, as a delicious middle aged human man, the favourite food of the giant apples.
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2 days ago
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This is Ever Ready erasure 😡
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Let’s get some who have any principles whatsoever first and then we’ll talk.
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2 days ago
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#$CUNT
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over 1 year ago
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ceej
3 days ago
that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?
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Bought some invisible shorts (not like THAT, you scoundrels)
3 days ago
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Never forget.
over 1 year ago
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You’ve heard of the Excelamanders, now get ready for the Sigh Dark Kraccess I’m so sorry
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over 1 year ago
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Ork Strategic Studies or “Dakkademia”
3 months ago
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🎄von🎄
3 days ago
More people should know about challenge coins. Yes the army makes little hobby art for participation trophies, and now the cops do it because cops are troops now, and they put skulls and stuff on them because they're tuff
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“Angry young women are the vanguard of the left’s toxic empathy.”
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3 days ago
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5 months ago
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If they’ve got proof then he wasn’t plotting in secret and if it was secret they can’t prove it.
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The company I work for buys in wheat gluten from a German company and that company isn’t called Gluten Tag so honestly what’s the point of anything
over 1 year ago
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On the subject of weight loss (planned, intentional), I had to sacrifice my hi vis vest because we had a new starter who’s similarly large, so I’ve got a new one, and it’s so big I could wear it as though it was double breasted 😌
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lol good get rekt
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3 days ago
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers (and with good reason)
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Sheena
3 days ago
I’d like to think that Noel Edmunds and Mr.Bobby still get a chance to meet up once in a while to have a cheeky pint together.
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I’m proud of the weight I’ve lost and jims can have little an obnoxious and ostentatious accessory as a treat in exchange for achievements so I’m going to buy a belt where I can change the buckle and I want one of or both of these:
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The request was “can you please only send one?”
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4 days ago
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OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. I saw a kingfisher today! I’d never seen one before and it was just sitting outside the window at work and everyone else had their backs to the window so I’m special.
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lesbian al-gaib🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
4 days ago
'scientists' who've never looked at a minimap before
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Slurms MacKenzie
4 days ago
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Maggie’s learned to say ta 🥲
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Ruin a band by changing one letter ABBB
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Kids and grown ups love it so But landlords better watch themselves
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Kneecap
4 days ago
“We were born into an unjust system, we are not prepared to grow old in it.” - Bernadette Devlin - 🇮🇪 🤝 🇵🇸
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Correlated Noise
4 days ago
Nah, just let the protestors scan the QR code and accept the Pegasus payload. Surely, nothing can go wrong with connecting your device to whatever URL the police surveillance state is proudly wearing on their chest.
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He could smell the mustard and the onions
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Laura Wright
4 days ago
I’m on the school PTA. Last night I learned we have no money for a caretaker so teachers paint classrooms and then head comes in on a weekend to do cleaning. What other chief execs do we expect to do this, and other employees have to do their own maintenance?
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Sarah Ford 🐍🎨🖥️ Time Zone Era
5 days ago
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Get Jimmy Nail to do it. Fuck it.
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4 days ago
Year's first new Lore drop for Trench Crusade! Notice the tactical scissors!
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