why did the crab go to prison crimes

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

My crochet kpop photocard holders are getting weird 🩷💚

Brilliant news, all of those bottom feeders need to fuck off. Ban the damn adverts next

why so folded

Omg these tights! 💜🖤💚

God knew ADHD girlies would be too powerful if we had the ability to wait long enough for our nail varnish to dry properly

having a spooky kpop morning 👻♥️

Three cheers for the inflatable frog!

I don't think I've ever seen another technology so in search of a problem than 'generative AI'

Goodnight. 🖼️ Maggie Vandewalle #31DaysofHalloween #Gothtober

When I’m king, if you make complaints about kids services like this, you’ll immediately be out on a list and you’ll disappear at some random time/date down the line.

It's October, so that means it's Cybersecurity Awareness Month. Please be aware of cybersecurity. Thank you.

I guess his weekend plans are just standing in the wardrobe, yelling

great spooky season podcast series for anyone who was into those books you used to get with titles like ‘weird tales and mysterious happenings’ 👻🛸👽

Oct 3rd - It’s October 3rd. Happ#MeanGirlsDayay 📽️📅 Mean Girls (2004)

just told him about Schrödinger’s cat. he’s fuming

Please return mother

god I am obsessed with this weird choreography and this beautiful man who moves like he has no bones

this is me actually

If i want to see a virgin on screen I just watch the Conservative party conference

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

In memoriam...

Let’s take our daily moment to hate her.

What was the first song you remember loving as a child? The very earliest memory I have of a song is my nan singing to me and it was this:

today’s tights: ‘witch’ (interrupted by my familiar who luckily matches the colour scheme) 🤍🖤🤍🖤

i hear Abandoned Shack is really nice this time of year

Some mages have written spell tomes that teach an alternate copy of the Turn Undead spell that rotates the undead target 180 degrees once. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

i threw a flaming jack-o-lantern head at you on a bridge pls respond

Daily bunny no.3096 saw it move

They're so desperate to convince us that everyone else is using this shitty tech, it's laughable. Makes me think of the "stop trying to make fetch happen" scene in Mean Girls

have become obsessively afraid of dying and was just looking online for some help or explanation and saw this described as an ‘irrational fear’ ?!

Today’s tights: ‘silver hayes’ 🖤🌜✨🩶

This is the biggest, toughest article I’ve done about so-called “AI psychosis.” It’s the story of a man who committed a horrific crime in his youth but served his time and against all odds found love and a new life—one that completely unraveled after he started talking to Google’s Gemini chatbot.

🎃 #Gothtober #31daysofhalloween #31daysofhaunting

I don't fall asleep like some clumsy loser, I gracefully descend asleep with elegance

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

cuddles

Got the Snag 13 Nights of Frights mystery tights bundle from Kinew for our anniversary bc he is actually the best 🧡🎃😊 Going to put together 13 outfits this month to go with them and I’m so excited

The demon emerges for the annual festival of terror

White rabbits, bluesky 🤍🐇

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!