Sigmund Freud, you are a bullshit artist and I’m glad you’re dead.

Went down a bed time rabbit hole and tried listening to a soft cell song, but realised I can’t because I just think of this tweet

Need one of you to come motivate me with a big stick (if I don’t do the task you whack me with it)

Lured in by Warhammer Blind Boxes because I am ultimately a fucking toddler in a person suit

They’re trying to cancel me for having a peachy arse and a kind heart :(

I have had no sleep at all, survived the school run, and almost done with the lecture I had this morning. AMA

Massive agree, but also big fan of censoring words that don’t actually need c*nsoring, especially if you’ve already used that word uncensored.

writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly

No Venmo in the UK, but this is Vanessa from Ten Minute Power Hour, the one who sat at the side and threw stuff in, if you watched it you like her and probably want her to have access to like chairs and meds and ceilings etc, so see if you've got some spare dosh

Oh my god shut up squead

Survived a kids party gang.

Aller à la bibliothèque (Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)

This one is boss, Scouse youth remains undefeated

Nah you just gotta curl up haven’t you? Best shout I’ve heard was “who cuts your hair lad, the council?” (Wasn’t at me, let me state that for a start!)

One of my favourite bits of graffiti in Liverpool was “Ye mas got a slap head and collects footy stickers”

I’ve said this, some fellas suit the egg in a nest look. Look at Jason Alexander would’ve looked wild with a full skinhead. Same for Kelsey Grammar.

See, if they don’t work you’re just not trying hard enough. Guarantee if a Scouse teenager called you a subwoofer or a mousepad you’d have no proper comeback

This auction is now live on eBay. 1500 credit Orlock gang. 9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs (Scenery not included) www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454... Starting at £50. Oz will get the money, not me. DM me if you have any questions. #Nerdlings #Necromunda

Run out of money, without yet finding a job, which is hell. Gonna see if they’ll let me have student UC

The one way it’ll be his making is if he battles him in one on one combat in Trafalgar Square, utterly ending him.

Number 1 Understander of Words right here

alright, fun's over. you've got 2 hours to change your username back to its pre-halloween version before the shock collars get activated

Didn’t get any trick or treaters so more sweets for me

Very weird thing for a grown man to post.

among all the "yass slay" responses, I think it's worth considering that glamour mag believes that trans ppl+allies are a bigger consensus than the gc dogma in the UK and that is a SIGN

Goodbye!

Piers Morgan is as angry about Glamour honouring trans women as he was about Eastenders showing two men kissing in 1989 and for exactly the same reason.

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 23 Tears Rei III

One year I’m gonna throw a Halloween party, maybe. Not this year.

Mom this is the real me. That s okay you ll always be my baby

This whole album is a very good autumn vibe.

More people should be paying attention to the atrocities taking place in Sudan

Every man needs to be on my level of shame about their whole existence, that’d sort it.

They should let me live here, like a Dracula or perhaps a ghoul

Oh shit Halloween innit

Happy birthday to the sweetest bean @tujiux.bsky.social 💕 thank you for being in my life and I wish you all the happiness and health and all the good dnd brainrot hehehe [ #dnd #ttrpg #happybirthday ]

What’s with that thing when you’re knackered and lie down, fall asleep for a bit, have a mundane dream oozing with dread then wake up an hour later?

Once again a billionaire sees a collective resource and wants to own it or bury it with something he owns.

Stop eating shrimps with the wimps, and come eat mobster with a lobster

I'm running the Valencia marathon in 6 weeks and i've decided to use the occasion to help boost the trans healthcare fundraisers of legends @deeboom.bsky.social and @sapphicalui.bsky.social Any amount of money and any shares massively appreciated 🙏🖤❤️ Ty Ty gofund.me/24190224a

Finding a job, not in your standard career, when you’ve got other time commitments, is a fucking nightmare gang

“you can’t call everyone you don’t like a nazi” discourse has led us arguing about whether a man with an SS tattoo who posted that women are responsible for getting raped if they’re drunk, that Black people are too cheap to tip, and using the f-slur liberally “is probably not a nazi”

Going to write a book one day called Coparenting nightmares and then you will know.

Brianna keeps getting written about, even if not especially her own mother, like she tragically killed herself rather than was murdered in a transphobic hate crime