Happy Hogswatch!

Went to treat a patient who thought they had a simple UTI, walked into their home unmasked (because I'm an idiot) and turns out they almost certainly had a raging flu. I know what I'm getting for Christmas!

Over 30 selfie thread. I'm 36. (My house isnt haunted/filthy, I just apparently havent taken a selfie since halloween)

2026 predictions Kier Starmer commits donkey genocide Pete Hegseth DUI Ghislaine released Trump drops an N bomb on live TV Farage publicly incontinent RFK's brain worm starts podcast and/or substack

Home after a 12 hour shift and the boy knows just what I need

I'm onto the Rhod Gilbert series of taskmaster and hes giving such a horrible pervert energy (derogatory) and ruining it for me

Nature is healing 🙏 🍃

Life is all about simple pleasures, like petting dogs or lying to children

60% of 5ive are bald

Making my dad a little green man for xmas

The winner of strictly 2025 is... Motsi's wig

V has done my makeup for the strictly final

Vogue

Ok what is up with this Steve Bannon photo from the Epstein release? What's the tiny redaction and what the fuck is in the ashtray? It looks like an AI hallucination...

Shrinkflation? Never met her

1. Why have I agreed to a 6yo play date at my house on the weekend before xmas? 2. Why am I cleaning like the landlord is visiting? Pretty sure 6yo dont care if the stairs arent hoovered

Grievous Bodily Ham

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

My 6yo has been having nightmares and ive just had to earnestly convince him that ***Alan Carr*** IS NOT and WILL NOT be hiding underneath his bed.

Had to break some very shit news to a patients family today and am going to be worried that i did a shit job of it for the rest of my life. I dont think there's a good way to say what I had to say, but I hope I didnt make it more shit. Soz for vague posting. Just getting it out of my brain.

@lydiamonks.bsky.social my 6yo has doodled some Sharing A Shell characters on a post it and I thought you might enjoy them nearly as much as me!x

I've just discovered Taskmaster! Have always avoided it as I think Greg Davies is a bit of a turd, but its a revelation. Better late than never i guess!

if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads

RiP Rob Reiner 😞

Can someone who understands the economy explain "growth" to me? I'm just a simpleton, but if all businesses etc are growing, where does all the extra money come from? Does conservation of mass etc not apply to The City? Is growth just supposed to go on and on forever? Surely has to be a ceiling?

Tommy two cums

Had a magical walk up a big hill to blow away the cobwebs (and mucus).

Just washed my sinuses out with what can only be described as a contraption, and I feel about 500 times better. 10/10 recommend.

Here he is taking the photo.

Benoit Blanc, I missed you

Lmao. Empty stadiums for the world cup then is it?

Yey ive got the demon lurgy!

Sure dude

Ok uni was great BUT I was a bit disturbed to learn that BRITISH VALUES form part of the masters curriculum, apparently its an Ofsted requirement... wtf

First day back at school for my masters degree 🥳 🎉 I'm officially an old cunt with a student card

I bet you 1 million English pounds you cannot guess the gift revealed at the end.

The Thing is a Christmas movie

Having a Big Cry at work for the fun of it

really miss having a petty squabble ya know. where are all the trivial quarrels gone? bring back a little bickering imho

There are too many tsars in this government. Something something russian revolution.

Pipe down bro. Your job is computer. You're not batman.

🎵It's the most wonderful(ly stressful and overwhelming) time of the year🎵

"As a society we seem to have forgotten that life can be tough - a broken heart or grief is painful and normal, and we have to learn to cope." Yeah but as a society we require a doctors note for time off work and sometimes grief means you need some time off work. Cunts.

I thought these guys hated participation trophies?

It is raining.