I cant remember if it was @nigella.bsky.social (it probably was) who got me onto putting a spoonful of marmite into buttery pasta, but its absolute god tier 10pm pmt comfort food.

I fuckin love ice skating, me

LUGE

6yo has illustrated a story and why does it look like a @hausofdecline.bsky.social comic?

Made easter brownies that should probably be illegal

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Local Tory MP came to look round work yesterday and whole room full of (non tory) healthcare professionals just stared at him blankly. When he asked what he could do to help the service, one of my colleagues just said "well, you could get us a puppy".

Starting work at 9 today and its WILD. So civilised. Can't believe people live like this. Literally been twiddling my thumbs for half an hour. Might do a crossword.

Love letter from my baby 🥰

Death Camp For Cutie over here

Behold my spiky son

New reaction image just dropped

Tonight's tarot

Got a letter from Child Maintenance and my new weekly support allowance from son's dad is now £3.50 a week. Honestly, just fucking keep it. What am I supposed to do with that? A bag of apples?

You can't take it with you

🪱 work in progress, but its bedtime!

Solitude

So cool that my son's father hasnt sent us money for 2 months. Love that for us. Good job everything is so cheap now.

More for the modern Tarot series...dont ask why this came into my head, I dont have a good answer.

The Hun

Help plz for a thing... I need some things (physical objects) you associate wih british Hun culture please

A spot of insomnia, made 1000 times worse by accidentally falling down the Gaiman rabbit hole. Managed to make myself livid and triggered and sad, but not sleepy. Fuck him, vile scum.

Kitkat Chunkys are gross. Just eat two kitkats like a normal person, coward.

Greatest film ever is on film4 right now 🚨

Have only just got the courage up to watch Skyscraper Live because i'm 100% sure he survived. My feet were sweating. If I'd watched it live I would've vomited.

Been doing some work reading and really struck by this statistic. Are bodies simply weird and mysterious, or does medicine just suck?

Wait, do Americans have Hot Cross Buns??

Hey babe, what's your sign?

I had an appointment at 8.30 that was cancelled (when I arrived) and instead of having a suddenly unexpected day of freedom, ive had a completely wasted day because my brain just cannot cope. Haven't been able to achieve a single thing and I'm SO MAD about it.

The world isnt dystopian enough for me so I've started watching Fallout. Good innit.

Staggering that we've allowed this to go on for so long. Many people must be complicit.

My brother took this absolutely staggering video of an illegal waste site near our home. Genuinely brings me to tears. What are we doing?? @zackpolanski.bsky.social www.instagram.com/s_webby1?igs...

Take a break from the horrors and watch this why dont you

ICE Agents & other police are not workers. All cops are class traitors who have sold their souls to the oligarchy. Law enforcement protects private property & profits, not people. This is why so many call them pigs. Police unions are nothing more than state-sponsored extortion rackets.

I wonder if future historians will say that the 2nd American Civil War had started at this point. I think maybe yes.

BREAKING: A young doctor who lives near where Alex Pretti, a nurse, was killed by ICE says in a declaration he saw the shooting, went out to help, was not let through at first then patted down before being let by, and was apparently the first to try and provide any medical assistance to Pretti.

A THREE HOUR kids party which ISNT a drop and go should be illegal. Pray for me

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

Chatgpt doing foreign policy now

I need to figure out a way of saying this without sounding like the whackest type of lib, but you can criticise trump without using health to dunk on him. Hes probably bruised because he has a health condition and you dont have to be like "oooh hes got ZOMBIE FLESH GROSSSSS". That said, hope he dies

the activation of the parental instinct makes you want to reach through the phone and protect these kids by putting your body in the path of what's endangering them, and if I'm being real it also makes you want to do Red Army Faction shit on everyone even tangentially involved

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

via 'Cities by Diana' on Facebook

Day off and instead of doing chores I'm doing crafts and watching cartoons (and worrying about the chores that remain not done)

Calling an armed goon a "soup sandwich" is next level

Trying to take a chicken bone off a dog: