The two singers tonight (Biff Byford and Udo Dirkschneider) have a combined age of 147, and they both sounded amazing. What a show!

Just got to hear Udo Dirkschneider singing London Leatherboys to 3,500 people, so my evening is better than yours.

This guy can't stop losing. He's always begging support from famous comics or criticising them for not supporting his batshit ravings. If he'd just log off and touch some grass he might find some peace

I love how this technology is just out there unchecked and wreaking fucking havoc because tech-bro billionaires don't give a fuck about people.

There's a middle-aged bloke in this pub showing off his martial arts moves for his mates, and it's tragic as fuck.

Yeah no you’re using your name for dudes who wage hashtag campaigns against MacArthur grantees, fight unions and destroy the public record if it makes them look bad This is not what “we need” and the refusal to listen or even admit we need change is why this is just hollow now

Oh boy, the 12 people that are kicking up a fuss about trans people at the ponds are gunna hate this 😆

There are no words for how evil this is

🏊‍♀️The women who swim at Kenwood Ladies Pond have already made their decision. In 2024, almost 900 members voted to keep their trans-inclusive policy - a policy that has worked peacefully since 2019. Now, a small campaign group is seeking to overturn that democratic decision through the courts. 1/5

It's impressive that these people can be this deliberately stupid and carve out a living. Wes Streeting is an incredibly easy character to understand! He's a piece of shit who believes in his own political mythology and believes that mythology entitles him to be Prime Minister.

www.bbc.com/news/article... My good God, I want to personally take a hatchet to every single ÇhãtGPT server room right now. Deactivate it now. Get rid of it. This needed to happen years ago.

since chatgpt has coached another young person in a mental health crisis to their death, I am yet again tapping the sign

It's not complicated though, is it? He's a bloodless institutional climber who hitched his wagon firmly to the Labour Right Blairism Redux project under Starmer, acting as one of its most proud and outspoken enforcers. Now, Starmer's a dead PM walking, he's knows he's fucked too, so he's pivoting.

Fantastic little vignette about Glinner from today's @vittles.bsky.social newsletter (I highly recommend subscribing btw, if you're in any way interested in food).

'I don't care how corrupt Labour are, I'll never stop supporting them'

Is there a Labour MP left that hasn't breached the rules in the last year? And has any of them besides Rayner suffered any consequences at all?

Sam Altman is committing corporate manslaughter. OpenAI is horrific and dangerous & it should be forcibly shut down immediately with Altman himself fired into the sun

Well, that's an answer, I guess....

Survived the beer fest, last round in a nearby pub before heading home.

Fuck, this is incredible. Ended the night on a high 🍺

He's now giving an impassioned rant in favour of AI. I look forward to posting the Holt pic in another couple of years...

One of the lads just said: "Don't know if you remember but a couple of years ago when we were here, we had a row for about two hours over whether Israeli teams should be banned from sport. Dunno if it matters, but I agree with you now"

Yeah, this is indisputable

Tonight: Salford Beer Festival Tomorrow: Saxon & Dirkschneider Saturday & Sunday: Damnation Festival Monday: Dunno, probably just die of exhaustion Cheers all! 🍺

I believe Columbus has said they're using puppets, so I'm all in

welcome to Yamaha. do you want a piano or a motorcycle?

the funny thing about this is how utterly pointless it is. "supporting" Sir Kier in this context seems to mean "not criticising him online", which wouldn't be particularly relevant even if he wasn't a dead man walking already.

Someone with 'social justice & multiculturalism. Unashamedly woke' in their bio is explaining to me why we have no choice but to support Starmer. Naturally has has FBPE in there as well.

pair that with this and we have more evidence that this government is to the right of the last one...

Wonder how the ever-dwindling cesspit of people that still support Starmer will defend this one.

Hey, would you look at that, how weird news.sky.com/story/rachel...

This is ridiculously good. Seeing Clutch in December, I can't believe I get to see them again so soon after. Think that'll be the 8th and 9th time. I've wanted to see Hällas for years. Mario Lalli's always amazing, it'll be great to see Blackwater Holylight again, and Howling Giant are class.

NW: Mr. Scorsese (2025, dir. Rebecca Miller) #Filmsky 📽️ This is really good. Feel like a need to binge rewatch a bunch of his films soon. Can't remember the last time I saw Mean Streets or Raging Bull.

lol

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Beyond words at this point. It's so fucked up.

Oooh, a shocking update...

Comrades don't speak to the rape apologists committee, come on

Wonderful goal from Phil Foden.

Well beyond parody at this point

Mamdani was attending protests in support of trans youth while he was still polling below 1% Streeting has spent his political career trying to medically exterminate them go off you lickspittle cunt