What was that bbc thing you were all chatting about last week

compost the rich

All the people who’ve given up social media for lent.

Anyway, dig her up and prop her up so she can watch this.

Getting a lot of support for my upcoming social media site deathtoamerica.com

Some kind of police swamping operation in Mare Street Hackney, complete with facial recognition cameras gratuitously stealing our faces and data FUCK THE POLICE

Hahaha, @davidsnow.bsky.social just joked "I hope Andrew's arrest is going to feature on 24 Hours In Police Custody" and I cannot stop laughing AND OH GOD MAKE IT HAPPEN

Sad to hear that Prince Andrew has died in a car crash next week.

Happy "they arrested prince Andrew on this own fucking birthday" day to all those who celebrate. If you need me I will be dying of laughter as I cackle.into a glass of the fanciest wine I have in the house

When they do his mugshot in profile, he can console himself with the thought that he's posing for a coin or stamp.

Who was it talking about Egg Slut the other day? Well, I just paid £11 for 2 bits of toast with avocado on in a place filled with old white, dog shit and children

I'm so pissed off with myself. I agreed to meet some ppl I used to work with and bc of our various schedules we could only make 9.45am and now I have to get up and drive to shitty Altrincham at an obscene time of the morning If there are any children there I'm not going to be best pleased

as suspects or

Dear lord. How??? #Arsenal

Lot of very weird cunts getting their drawers in a twist on here today. I'm not wrestling with pigs, and I'm definitely not arguing with weird american children with bios that give you a migraine

im doing the opposite of a detox, im fully committed to toxxing

To which I hope you responded, "So you are saying Labour's views on trans human rights are the same as Trump's Republican Party and the Christofascist Heritage Foundation? Okay, never voting Labour again. Tell that to your leaders," followed by slamming the door in their bigoted little faces.

At a certain point we need to discuss the mental regression of the average UK politician into an actual manchild

TO DO MORE

Muppet Clue please omg that would be so good

This is why Lisa Nandy needs to push regulators into doing things We've a measles crisis brewing and GBNews is a part of the story If Nandy doesn't want to be complicit in the death of Britons then she should get her finger out

Everything is Connected. Especially the Far Right.

@jacklikesfilms.bsky.social lol have you seen weather report for Saturday? Even if they make it to Castlefield bowl they won't be staying long

If you wouldn't lift the bar then you are not fit to be Prime Minister of Great Britain.

🎶Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme

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All aggravated burglary charges have been dropped against the "Filton 24" - the Palestine Action activists who broke into Elbit in Filton and damaged Israeli drones and weapons components! I don't think it's been publicly reported yet, but I have a mate who is at the trial.

bsky was nicer when it was accepted as a common courtesy that whenever you reskeeted someone, you would also give their pfp a little forehead kiss

Does this count

Folks, who has more details of sat Manchester anti demo/route of fash? I had a thing somewhere but can't find it

"I'm a fucking idiot"

Labour has now come in from 10/1 to 5/1 in Gorton and Denton, with Reform at 3/1 against, and Greens odds-on. NB: these are prices (reflecting betting patterns) not predictions (There has been no representative polling of the constituency published during the campaign + no hard data).

@jacklikesfilms.bsky.social we left the stool at the bar when you left and now there is a MEGA CUNT sitting there talking at us 😭😭😭

A reminder that if They are doing exceptionalism, which Im seeing in about 3 places currently, that @theednawatkins.bsky.social has a useful list called TYC that you may want to tag him in/use

My neighbour sent me this

I live in a rural part of the UK & volunteer at a group for LGBTQ+ young people. Many have been out of education, mostly because of being bullied or ostracised by their peers. When they make friends at group they swap social media details. Can't stop thinking about how a ban would devastate them.

"Jaywalking" or, as we call it here, crossing the road Remember when that kid in america got hit by a car walking to school and the parents of the kid were charged with negligence for *letting their child walk*?? Yeh that can fuck off too

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BRACE BRACE BRACE

A friend of mine once decided to go on a date with a man to 'see if she was missing out on anything'. We met her the following day and she said: 'He had the vibe of someone who really wants to make maths fun'. She abandoned the idea after that.

Just noticed Paul Duane has deactivated his account. Anyone know if he's cool or just having a break or whatnot?

Do you want to help Hannah beat Reform in Gorton and Denton, but just can't make it in person? Then join me tomorrow at 6:30pm for some phonebanking! Link is in the thread. 💚

Unfortunate timeline synchronicity

I married a Nigerian man. Doesnt mean he is less Black and definitely doesn't mean I am part of a Black community. Tit.

I suspect you know this is wildly antisemitic insane bullshit and that's why you turned off replies

A review of an ancient stile