"But if Reform win the by-election they will have 1.3% of the seats in the House of Commons and democracy is doomed!" Ok, so why is it up to the party with 0.8% of the seats to do something about it rather than the party with 62% of the seats?

When bitter, washed up ‘actor’, I mean extra, James Dreyfus hates you, you know you’re on the right side of things. James desperately trying to claim Zack Polanski is no friend to the community because he’s not a rancid anti trans person like James.

It's so funny that literally nobody wants Wes Streeting but he's zooming around with his haircut as if it's a done deal

"ZACK POLANSKI SUSPECTED OF BEING THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE NAME CHANGE FROM JIF TO CIF"

quislings

I think I read somewhere that ppl who can draw a perfect circle are like psycho killers or something so I'm happy to report I'm 7% off that when I've had several brandies and half a bottle of lady petrol mino.mobi/draw

Well fuckadoodledoo @andyburnham.bsky.social this would be very not a brilliant idea, don't do it (also where tf is makerfield)

I see nothing undignified about brandishing bananas Cc @paperghost.bsky.social

I hate it for all of us that this is completely true and I'd bet my house on this happening

We need to make Nazis hide again.

I just think we should start recognising ducks and calling them ducks now instead of being surprised after the quacking & the waddling turns out to be a duck.

Would be good if performers, musicians, writers, and other creative workers insisted on organisers not using genAI for advertising festivals, shows and events they're taking part in, in solidarity with visual artists, because it's absolutely everywhere at the moment. We need to stick together!

Somehow this appears to have flown under my radar, but it has popped up on the BBC news site. Congratulations to Tor Pingree on becoming mayor of Worcester! @worcestergreens.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It appears I overslept as its now autumn

Oh my heart bleeds for them and all their racism Fuck em. I hope it happens again and again and again

makes a surprising amount of u-turns and appoints more close associates of paedophiles than you'd expect from a competent person, doesn't he?

So if they're using aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator?

I've had enough. I've gone to bed.

the little-seen poppussy

Wes Streeting is a bland, lying, genitally-obsessed godbothering fascist bigot who has no qualifications or background in health care, data security, privacy, or any of the other related issues he so confidently shits out opinions on. The fact that people are considering him for PM says a LOT

Gaza sisters win prize for turning rubble into reusable bricks

see yer da’s having a normal one

If I was Wes Streeting, I'd probably have gone to the loo and then hung out in a corridor for a bit to make it look like I'd not just had my arse handed to me

DAN NEEDLE DO KING CHARLES TAX CHALLENGE I dare you.

A reform councillor clashed with Mothin Ali about immigration and she didn’t like that he mentioned far right racism. Apparently affronted by such things she took to her Facebook to declare it’s outrageous. Reading the replies, many of her fans say he should be ‘sent home’ Where to? Sheffield?

They successfully managed to stop me and most of my neighbours and friends from ever voting for them again so I guess that's one way they were successful

Oh it's so much worse than I realised They're removing sleep features and badges and inserting AI Free features get bumped off in favour of "premium" ones Anyone got any suggestions as to replacements?

I was this year's old when I realised that kriton in Red Dwarf is

Labour *could* have in their first week in power lifted the section 30 order and allowed the Scottish gender recognition act to gain royal assent. Labour *could* have in their first week removed the Tories' dying-gasp ban on lifesaving medicine for trans kids. Labour chose to go the other way.

Fresh metaphors! Get your fresh metaphors here! www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

The UK ranked 22nd in Europe. We were ranked 1st in 2015. Shameful

If North London is your patch, and you're now, after the spectacular election results, wanting to find out more about green thinking, well I've got an event for that next month, at the wonderful @owlbookshop.bsky.social owlbookshop.co.uk/product/nata...

Tune in to Starmer, where Starmer talks about Starmer and what Starmer stands for and what Starmer will do, despite Starmer not having already done, on Starmer at Starmer time, make or break, Starmer today. Starmer.

Worth waiting for: @lewishamgreenparty.bsky.social don't just win control of our second London council, but win comprehensively: Final count is 40 Green councillors and 14 Labour Congratulations!! www.salamandernews.org/lewisham-ele...

The Labour diehards are fighting amongst themselves…

they have no idea that Nigerians can vote here do they

Reform UK have now had years to fix their vetting problems after Nigel whining that "it's an Establishment stitch-up". So when you see that next chart of them having 500 MPs in 2029, ask for the graph of how it will be shrinking rapidly in the first month as they expel all the Dave Flagnazis.

Pigeons learn faster than UK Labour

Ah a big happy birthday to an absolute smasher @theblueststar.bsky.social Have a wonderful day my darling xxx

Starmer Stans: Disappointing results for the Greens. The Green wave didn't occur. Greens: Sitting there with their best ever results after less than a year of Zack Polanski being leader. Labour: Worst ever results, massively hated across the country. 😂

@jacklikesfilm.bsky.social what did you guys end up with?

So yesterday I got elected as the new #GreenParty councillor for Old Moat in Manchester. 💚 I genuinely didn’t expect this, thinking that I’d come a good second, but as it turned out I ended up with a majority of 640. #LocalElection2026 /1

I’m a foreigner who has contributed to a trans woman being elected to the Scottish Parliament. I hope it gives Nigel the night terrors.

@wokeoaf.bsky.social It's in finally 2026 local election results | Trafford Council share.google/3EpnbjZSTxCH...

Eat shit dickheads

Labour need to stop splitting the vote like this and step aside to avoid Reform getting in. 😉

WE FUCKEN TOLD YOU

@zackpolanski.bsky.social is spot on here, the Greens aren't splitting the left vote because this Labour party isn't left wing.