It would appear the Labour Party are trying their best to make the voters that put them in power vote for someone else next time.

Oh here it is. There's always one

I'd like Lisa Nandy to tell me how exactly this is going to stop people being employed by someone who already doesn't give a shit about their national insurance number

The only time it's okay to shame people for stealing food is when my bully got suspended for stealing a burger on the first day of school and everyone called him the hamburgler.

And another one @patriotictruth.bsky.social

Trust me, block it 💩 @slinkescouse.bsky.social

@detritus.bsky.social happy birthday 🎂 I hope you have an extra lovely outside bath today 😁

local FB group reacts to digital ID proposal

I was just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the bloody window pane - I looked out - you know who it was? Who? Bloody Amelia Earhart - stark naked save for a shortie nighty.

just wait till these fuckers find out the Church of England has an entire parallel legal system

Everyone please enjoy this photo of bsky love L to R @colken.bsky.social @harryhuh.bsky.social @sparklymincepie.bsky.social @emuhp.bsky.social

my plane was delayed by 3 hours, they had to switch to another plane, they had to drive us from one terminal to the other, we had to be reboarded and scanned, my taxi had a flat tyre, and through it all I was kept going by my passionate loathing of the labour party

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@itsgorain.bsky.social omg you look exactly like my mate @colken.bsky.social lololololol

The ONLY people who are worried about migration are racists COME AT ME

“Forks found in kitchen” latest

Obviously the people who are on here know this anyway but with my early years head on we probably need to emphasise to parents that it's important to get fevers down, especially in young children. And also that vaccinations are a good thing. #EduSky #EYFS

The employers who are not currently doing the right to work checks are the same ones who wouldn't check an ID card either btw. Obviously. 😒🤷‍♀️

It's quite fun watching this counter go ever higher. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

I'm fucking *tired* that in the name of some ill-defined poor left behind people who rally around Farage we must destroy life in this country for everyone who has the wrong passport or the wrong skin colour.

Grateful for the 'defender' keyring being given out on campus this week by security. Excuse me whilst I go and find the 'try not to attack anyone' stall.

Never mind a "Brit Card", what about BOFA?

NOPE

So today so far I have worked for 4 hours and spent 3 hours in traffic, thanks Manchester

If only Wes Streeting dedicated as much time to this (eg doing his job) as he does on being a cunt to trans women

@dandyandafop.bsky.social HAY I just saw on tiktok that loads of religious lunatics have all gone and thrown their furniture away bc of the rapture and this girl got a $2000 lamp and GET TO THE TIP QUICK

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FALLEN WORLD FOR RECOGNIZING THE PALESTINIAN STATE; NOW MAY THEY RECOGNIZE THE PALESTINIAN HUMAN BEING.

This is your brain on America

REMINDER THAT DOGS ARE BRILLIANT

These port vale bloke spectatoes are keeping me amused anyway

Barnabas has gone off to make himself sexy so I'm going to get mid-afternoon stoned bc I'm worth it

If Mumsnet was a person, I'd shoot it in the neck with a rifle from a rooftop 142 yards away

I used to call Streeting a little shitbag, but have decided that it is giving shitbags an unreasonable reputation.

If you're still saying 'Vote Labour or we'll get Reform' at this point, you're just a fucking dickhead. If you're accepting this low a bar, which a worm couldn't slide under, you're a collaborator. Labour needs to be opposed every bit as much as Reform or the Tories.

Just had a medical trainer who used 'These Days' as a pejorative

My wife took this photo as she left for work this morning. This is the kind of emotional manipulation we have to deal with on a daily basis.

You're all dunking on Harris (rightfully) but like 90% of Americans honestly believe any government that stops them going to brunch is a communist government

It didn’t seem possible, but

TIL Fartlow is TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD Fuck me sideways, she must have had the mother of all paper rounds

do you think he's just confused bc everyone here keeps getting stoned

taking one of my Olds bowling and by fuck I'd so rather be at home stoned with the heating on a million

Sharia spiders now in london

The stray cat (Keith) I feed turns his nose up at gourmet cat food bc Crazy Gina on Stanley Rd *cooks* for him

OH MY GOD Im getting so bored with this line that *I* want to 'go sharia law'

When Nadia went into the Big Brother house in 2004 I don't remember there being any controversy at all about her sharing spaces with the other female housemates. In fact she was so popular she won the whole show by public vote. He has a motive to try to erase history. The rest of us don't though

1. Vaccines do not cause autism. 2. Tylenol does not cause autism. 3. Autism is not a disease.

The replies to this are just so incredibly typical it's depressing 'He is autistic lol' 'He has dementia lol' Its jarring how often they casually throw about ableist slurs

Great. More Americans with headaches.