Lol so excited they turned into each other

😭😭😭 she was so funny and cool

🧵 The Gaza "ceasefire" by the numbers: → 500+ Palestinians killed since Oct → 497 violations in first 44 days → 145 aid trucks/day, not the 600 agreed to → 30+ aid groups banned Jan 1 — incl. MSF This isn't a ceasefire. It's slow-motion starvation. #Gaza #Ceasefire #MUPAC

If anyone has 5 minutes and is able to read my article of Misogyny in football please do! All feedback is massively appreciated! open.substack.com/pub/jacjones...

Can anyone help Sara please...?

FREE LUIGI!

WEEKLY WARNING: read our no-nonsense signpost to discover the bizarre, beautiful, and best #performance in #Manchester + beyond… INCLUDES: Adam York Gregory & Gillian Jane Lees at Lancaster Arts (31 Jan) Company Chameleon at HOME (6 Feb) Victoria Melody at Lowry (11 Feb) wordofwarning.posthaven.com

My target ads have started showing me walk in baths pricks

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The scrap man just came Barnabas, downstairs, shouts: wtf is that??? Me, upstairs, shouts back: the scrap man Barnabas: Batman?!

You will get Mystery Inside Pains which make you momentarily think you are dying You aren't dying, until you are

I was thinking the exact same thing earlier and it’s just like for every time we were called liars or terrorist sympathisers, for every time the said the footage was fake and the dead were actors honestly karma is coming for every single fucking one of you

Fuck Darren Aranofsky.

The Girl with the Sausage Tattoo

Someone on here alleging Brits just swear for the sake of it, the cunt.

#Terf alert lurking in Newskies @norwnorwomenfolk.bsky.social @hedgehogsafety.bsky.social one for you darling

My husband is on zoom training, regret to inform that he is a Question Asker 🤬

@unitedutilities.bsky.social For the year ending 31 March 2025, United Utilities reported a significant increase in profit before tax rising to £355 million, more than double the £170 million in 2024. In contrast; they have today emailed customers to notify them of a 14% increase in water bills.

To understand just how facial recognition will be abused you need take a look at how it's already been abused Nottinghill Carnival and pro-Palestine marches = cops did deploy facial recognition Far-right protests including Tommy's "Unite the Kingdom" protest = cops didn't deploy facial recognition

The whole cultural thing of being expected to go above and beyond for your company is so fucking stupid. I'll do the amount of work I'm paid for. If you expect me to go above and beyond I expect above and beyond levels of money.

I just et my dinner and it was so delicious I'm making it again

Shit I wouldn't do even if I had all the money 1. Own a 4x4/similar nonsense 2. Jewellery? Why? Weird stuff? 3. Go to dubai like ever

The sample size for this is tiny

Please note the warnings, this is not an easy read. But honestly, HOW THE FUCK do these people even think up these things to say? When your chosen means of attack are to write something like this, so vile and disgusting, how do you not question your entire self? 😒

@beardedhelmet.bsky.social when birthday? I wanted to give you something but I just got an £85 parking fine 😭😭😭

@belalugosisdad.bsky.social hi bud, hope you're ok Just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you x

Recently it feels like if you miss one episode of the news you don’t know what the fuck is going on

SCUMBAG Have YOU noticed a Scumbag? Please respond

But do please tell us again of all the good things labour have been doing #VoteGreen

There is a world war and the Swiss are "Tell you what, we'll hold your wallets while the fighting is happening" Then after the war its all "What wallets?"

The Swiss were dicks, weren't they? 'Look, we know everyone else is being killed by fascists but we just cba, soz' Should have been given to France. Dicks.

The idea that anyone might be motivated by something other than self-interest is entirely alien to these people.

Oh this is so bad. So very, very bad

The existence of a domestic house wife implies the probability that a feral house wife exists. Those of the feral variety will not question if they are indeed feral, they will know. If you’re questioning whether you are or not, you aren’t.

The Vault Denton hosting Matt Goodwins announcement for reform candidate for Gorton and Denton, that's the last time I darken their doors

Matt Goodwin? Matt Badloss more like 🤣🤣 #morelike

⚖️ Good news! The High Court has granted an oral hearing in a case against GMP over their refusal to apologise for historic anti-LGBTQ+ policing. Case ref: AC-2025-MAN-000394 #TransJustice #Policing

I think that if you ever as a politician say that something you want to do is "hamstrung by human rights laws", you should be thrown directly into the fucking sea

Big thanks to Reform for helping us keep out Reform in Gorton & Denton.

RIP to a legend - Spanish woman who found fame for botching fresco restoration dies - BBC News share.google/Hc7MH3xrWLYw...

Shout out to people using alt text, it makes using this app much easier. You da real MVPs.

Everyone on bs should know what Blue Sex Horse is. No excuses.

Louise Perry is an idiot. bsky.app/profile/nyti...

I'm providing an update on my complaint to the police about the horrific conduct of Sex Matters' 'good friend' Richard Dunstan.

Stjerneskud Probably more than 6 but I don't care

Imagine if all the girls in town did actually follow you all around