No one ever had to yell “adapt or die” to get me to use any other bit of technology in my life.

FULFILL THE PROPHECY

this reminds me of that story of the person in Boston who was struggling to carry a heavy case up some stairs in the rain and a grumpy guy grabbed the case off them, lugged it up the stairs, walked back down and said "who the fuck doesn't bring an umbrella with them to Boston?" before walking off

The Daily Star have bought another lettuce 👀

and now the end is keir and so i face the final curtain my friends let me be absolutely clear i'll state the facts of which i'm certain i was a shit PM i did fuck-all to help my voters but more much more than this i did it my way

grow some fucking balls?

Defrock Justice Johnson. A fucking disgrace to the legal profession.

If the Palestine Action defendants are sentenced as terrorists then it is imperative that every legal and political power in this country be turned not only to quashing the conviction but to the destruction and dismantling of the Labour Party, the Crown Prosecution Service and the Terrorism Act 2000

BREAKING Reporting restrictions on the so-called “terrorism connection” in the Filton retrial have been lifted. For the first time in British history, a judge is seeking to sentence protestors as terrorists despite the jury convicting them only on criminal damage charges. 🧵

What “terrorist connection”? There isn’t one. Not one of the 24 defendants has a terrorism charge, let alone conviction. Their action took place a year prior to the proscribing of Palestine Action. The ban on Palestine Action was ruled unlawful by the High Court in February.

Mr Justice Johnson ordered reporting restrictions over the case during the trial. Today, a week after the trial ended, he lifted restrictions. They will be sentenced as terrorists. Two separate juries in two separate trials did not convict them on any charge of violent intent.

Watch carefully to see who tries to spin this into a "Hackney Green Party is corrupt" story when what it actually is is a "Hackney Green Party attracts representatives who have integrity and honesty and own their mistakes" story

a visual metaphor for what Your Party consists of:

holy shit lmao

the labour party should quite frankly never be allowed to win an election again

of course all the chaos is funny and I'm glad that Keir Starmer, a bad person, is having a bad time. but jfc what a waste of two years, what a waste of a majority, what a waste of a once in a generation window to improve things. and now it's just 24/7 infighting, briefing, backstabbing. pathetic

What a waste of a decade

Good god man just go

Smashed it, Keir. Well done lad.

IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS

Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first

oh boy the government is just full-on collapsing

can't spell Labour without L

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

the person who ran the Miliverse twitter account is probably losing their mind right now

not to do the whole "what are we a bunch of Asians" thing but like, being halfway to being fucking Russia should be a wake-up call to anyone that isn't a weird TERF nonce

nigel farage is very much like donald trump in that he is such an obviously corrupt and racist politician and of course that means he is going to win because white people love racism and corruption if it means faggots and dark-skinned people suffer #R4Today

not to be an armchair general but at what point do people remember why the US Constitution was written at all

okay, now is the last chance

incredible things are happening on reddit

Tyneside has fallen. Billions must die

first priority of the next Labour PM should be to make sure Nuke Airburst is removed from power

Sutton is the Bielefeld of Britain. I don't believe it's a real place. I don't know anyone from Sutton.

when we win, we absolutely should go hard against TERFs. none of this "they go low, we go high" lark. i want to see JK Rowling dragged kicking and screaming out of her castle and all of her wealth expropriated. put the bitch back in a council flat and give her a pension, fuck her.

oh they fuckin hate him

male redditors are so desperate for misandry to be real

never been so smug about resigning my membership in 2020. you were fucking warned!!

Hackney Council Election Result #LE2026: GRN: 42 (+40) LAB: 9 (-41) CON: 6 (+1) Green GAIN from Labour. Changes w/ 2022.

Lol at the Labour Party changing it's democratic processes to hobble giving rank and file members any meaningful choices in a leadership election which has, within a couple of years, left them trapped with a lame duck PM refusing to leave and no candidate confident they can meet the threshold

wait this rules??

white redditors are so desperate for reverse racism to be real

Refusing to work with Reform UK isn't just the prerogative of other parties, particularly the SNP in minority govt, but it's exactly what their voters want. 52% of voters do not want Reform to have any influence over the Scottish Govt, including 65% of SNP voters.

whenever i see jay hulme pop up on here i remember the time people on twitter tried to monster him to death for having the audacity to be a trans guy who is Christian

can't believe siobhan thompson is a reform candidate, smh...

"the GEICO Gecko sold a £2,000 painting of David Attenborough that is obviously AI generated" is one of those sentences where every individual part makes sense but your brain can't quite comprehend it

Just imagine reading Starmer's speech and being any of the minorities Labour has disowned and oppressed, any of the people locked up for peaceful protest, disabled or elderly? Everyone who sees greedy, evil, wrecker corporations suckled on public funds? The scale of this lie is vast.

remembering the time i got permanently suspended from twitter for posting "kill all landlords" which is funny because all landlords should, in fact, be killed