Remember: their first scandal was about taking free tickets and designer gear, and their response was to tell everyone to fuck off, because they deserved all the free stuff. It didn’t occur to them to moderate their behaviour, because they’d always had free rein to behave as badly as they wanted.

I think at this point it’s worth remembering that we are not even 2 years in to the first Labour government in 14 years, with nearly 2/3rds of all MPs being from the party of that government. It could have been so easy, but the extent to which they have comprehensively fucked it is just staggering

If I wanted to win a by election I would definitely get Akehurst out there knocking on doors.

Kevin Craig, the man who bet against himself in the 2024 election, is out campaigning for Labour in #GortonandDenton. Govt connections to industrial child-trafficking and likely insider trading is "tittle tattle", apparently. 🥀

If they don't go on the record they can fuck off. Which Labour MP? NAME THEM.

He's come downstairs and got on the sofa with me!

Ah, you fools think he's going to talk about Mandelson, he's actually gonna address the whole 'Ukrainian twinks setting his stuff on fire' thing.

Were these the glasses Lord Alli bought for him? Huge if true!

Government source: Sir Keir accidentally wore enchanted glasses that prevented him from seeing that Mandelson was best friends with the world's most notorious paedophile.

'And let me be very clear, Zack Polanski is Satan. Let me be clear. I am the son of a toolmaker.'

Has McSweeney been made a Lord yet?

I would suggest Sir Keir Starmer, KC, is a human WRONGS lawyer more like? Right? Right? Aw c'mon, this is gold. Comedy gold. Matt Forde you can have this for 200 quid.

So I'm off to see EYEHATEGOD in November then.

"People are joining Labour tonight. To back Keir Starmer and take part in the clean up of British politics that will now begin... join us in the fight to stop the racist right" Note my words, the words of Paul Mason on the CSAM Nazi site. Obviously I haven't gone there to confirm, but even so.

The best part of 30 quid for a gig at the Brudenell is a bit steep but seeing as I barely go out nowadays I suppose I can justify it. Also it's EYEHATEGOD who were ace last time they played there.

@stefgotbooted.bsky.social mate, is this real?

Another pissy grey drizzle day. I blame Sir Keir Starmer.

A good tune. #gtradio www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_jb...

OMG, Steve has come downstairs for about the second time since we moved a month ago. Poor bugger has stressed himself in to a bladder infection. We feel awful about it!

#gtradio www.youtube.com/watch?v=PImY...

People say to me, hey, KT, you like indie music, you like the alternative music and that, the weird stuff, the guitars, why don't you listen to groovy alternative radio station BBC6? And I say: 'Mr Coe - in a shed - with Batman and Superman slugging it our for the top spot!' That's why.

Anyone else ever paid the best part of 100 notes for mail redirect after moving and the mail simply hasn't been redirected? Fucking Ed Davey.

Show me the most French accessory you have for the new electric Renault 5 No, that's too French

irish government to require all pedestrians and cyclists to dress like this so that drivers will maybe look at them

“Can’t wait to see what Ally C and the Ror-meister make of all this!” I chuckle to myself, as I zip up my gilet and pop an AirPod in one ear.

If Labour activists want to be seen as anything other than the enemy, they will take the faction who decided their shortlist for us ambassador was Peter Mandelson and George Osborne, and they will kick them all out. If they don't do that, they will be judged accordingly.

Anyone got radiator covers? The radiators in the new gaff are hideous, but we obviously can't afford to get them all replaced what with all the other shit that needs doing. So, radiator covers - are they shit and make everything colder or are they good and give you a new place to put tat on?

Changing the subject a bit, Your Party have PIERS FUCKING CORBYN standing for the CEC????? What in the fuck? www.yourparty.uk/cec-candidat...

You know you can just not call him "Lord", right? I mean, you never have to call anyone "Lord", and you don't need legal permission for that.

Are journalists camped outside mandelson's house

No, Stella, we're not shocked about this. No idea why though.

Back in the late 90s I used to get stoned and play Quake listening to this. #gtradio www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiuC...

This just popped in to my head, no idea why. #gtradio www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAkV...

34 mutuals still following Gaiman, many of whom barely post here so assuming they kept to the CSAM Nazi site, but the rest of you, sort it out.

good question

incredible new development in the field of scottish fusion cuisine

With the Epstein leaks and Mandelson I'm once again reminded of this work of art by the Viz

Forgot the word for petrol and called it car soup.

Yeah, feels like it, doesn't it?

Ooooh. I'm going to buy this despite not currently having a record player. Because it is so good.

Hi! I consider myself pretty left wing, maybe even a bit far left. And I want everyone associated with Jeffrey Epstein, the child sex trafficker, to be prosecuted and if found guilty to be imprisoned for as long as possible! I don't even care if it was someone I used to think was ok! Fuck 'em.

2026

Some of whom they did a countdown to, having taken the pictures of a 15 year old.

Do we think Peter is the only one who has been taking big backhanders for political influence? What do we think the police would find, if they investigated Peter’s pals.

UK tabloids routinely printed photographs of topless 16 year old girls.

One of the most interesting, amusing and fun people I know has been straight edge for the entire 25 years I've known him. An absolute solid dude.

I assume there’ll be a crime scene tent outside Peter’s house presently with squads of coppers rifling through his stuff, all of it live on television. Because we already established that how we investigate political corruption in this country, isn’t it.

Do we know why those Ukrainian twinks set fire to Starmer's bins yet?

The same Labour party that stopped Burnham from running because Starmer is scared of a leadership challenge, that Labour Party?