Richard Asshead Father England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910

all bowled out for FIVE www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

MOST INCLUSIVE WORLD CUP EVER, PARPS INFANTINO www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

one for @fakehistoryhunter.net ? www.ign.com/articles/ass...

The "most inclusive World Cup ever", another update.

well, that's the day fully occupied 7a0.com.br/en

Tonight's #notbeerbods is Run Wild by Athletic Brewing, which is a pretty tidy AF, with plenty of toffee fruit and a little bit of bitterness. Definitely worth checking out #bskybeer

Obvs nothing will come of this except me being added to FIFA's list of dissidents, but they can't arrest us all Infantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA. 
And FIFA isn’t fit to govern football. Agree? Add your name to this mass complaint: rebootfifa.com/sign?utm_sou...

Today I can't walk or sit but it was great.

I'll bet you think you're smart. Think you could outsmart a bullet?

a Champions of Europe You'll Never Sing That FIVE www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Eze has always and ever will be shit at penos

❤️💙 CRYSTAL BLOODY PALACE WON THE CONFERENCE BLOODY LEAGUE SO we’ve made some mugs to celebrate. They feature trophy lifts, the ghost of Will Hughes and precisely one rubber chicken (there’s also an A3 print if you’d like drawings you *cannot* drink out of) RTs appreciated #CPFC 🛒 NoScoreDraws.com

it's just like being there, if there was a hazy lager fuelled memory of a there that can't possibly have looked like this

“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.” - Albert Camus ‘Carry on Camping’ released this day in 1969. Signed prints available here: shorturl.at/WuJGr @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Last night was packed full of random and unidentified German lagers, but today is a day for something special. Oud Beersel Green Walnut is more green apple than walnut, but it's zingy and bright with a yeasty splash of Belgium #notbeerbods #bskybeer

did anyone watch the telly last night? apparently there was a football match on, any good? #CRYRAY #UECL

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Bacon sandwich and strawberry milkshake oh yeah. Although salty bacon is probably the last thing I need in this heat

🧠 Quiz of the Day - May 25 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 Score: 10/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

a blazing Bank Holiday FIVE www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Happy ####### Friday you ##### #theboys

Not a mention of the type of sandwich. Reporting standards have slipped, no wonder people don't trust MSM any more

Pick a Bond from the photos your already have in your phone

your annual reminder of the UK, if not the whole event's, greatest song #Eurovision youtu.be/EDZFMClmP24?...

May 16th 2179 - According to the novel Alien: River of Pain, this is the day that Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, was discovered after drifting in hyper sleep for 57 years. 📽️📅 Aliens (1986)

Happy #CPFC Beer Festival! Starting with a dry and orangey Shepherd & Neame Creekside #bskybeer

a grey and miserable THREE www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Crystal Palace secured their spot in the Europa Conference League final with a 5-2 aggregate victory over Shakhtar Donetsk. After 119 years without a major trophy, they are one game away from winning two in just over a year.

ON OUR WAY ON OUR WAY TO #NOTBEERBODS WE'RE ON OUR WAY Tonight's magnificent final-sealing win was brought to you by the Craft Beer Cabin SE25 and Two Flints Parallel #1. And some chilli loaded chips. And some goals.

Don’t let these cunts win

PSG have denied the world the greatest of footballing gifts, an Eze-Olise Champions League final. UEFA must be looking at some kind of sanction, maybe forfeiture of their football licence at the very least

When it's lunchtime in the UK, it's officially time to start PINTMAXXING - whether you're a financial worker in the City of London, a doctor, a lorry driver or a pilot. 🍺🇬🇧

Porkins (1981) #StarWarsDay

Sun's out sausage in a bun's* out *Not a bun

00:21 - Ismaïla Sarr's goal for Crystal Palace against Shakhtar Donetsk after 21 seconds is the earliest scored in UEFA Conference League history. Rapid.

“He pulls a Calippo, you pull a Cornetto. He sends a 99 to the park, you send hundreds and thousands with chocolate sauce to the soft play centre. That’s the Cambridge way” www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/news/ice-cre...

An Alien³ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#AlienDay 👽 etsy.me/49axODT

happy #AlienDay to all who celebrate!

This is excellent, even if Eastbourne Town feature far too heavily www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ap...

Sierra Nevada Springfest IPA starts quite punchy and resiny, tails off a little but is still nicely IPAey, bitter and fruity #notbeerbods #bskybeer

Palace have a great chance of making the Europa League next season but their route via the Premier League is not impossible, albeit very difficult But Glasner has shifted the mentality, should they go all out for the Conference League or try to win every game regardless? 🔓Free to read #CPFC

Happy St George's Day to all who celebrate it.

8.33% of the managers at the 2026 World Cup have been sacked by Chelsea

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

🐌 The players with the lowest top speed in the Premier League in 2025-26 (900+ mins played)

a look-I've-been-on-holiday-alright? TWO www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Accidental video of a lion headed statue with a head in its mouth, standing one a decapitated body, somewhere near the Uffizi Gallery, which looks just a bit giallo. You can have that one for free, Dario Argento

Ah! 19 April – 126th anniversary of the day William Butler Yeats kicked Aleister Crowley downstairs as they fought for control of the British branch of the not-at-all-ridiculous Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn in the Battle of Blythe Road. According to legend, anyway... 🧵