The annual niche Christmas cartoon 🎄 Merry Christmas, and God help us, everyone.

A Ghost[ed] Story for Christmas 👻 💔 🎄 #aghoststoryforchristmas #mrjames #markgatiss #bbctwo

'Gone Fishing' for last minute sales so I can get some pigs in sheets 👍 Prints etsy.me/4q5Jgqz

A Ghost Story for the 7th of December 20:55 pm GMT.

Happy #saintnicholasday Yay. @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Happy birthday #WaltDisney

Goths 💀🪦 @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

It's Charcoal Friday at HealeyCartoons.etsy.com No deals. No fucking deals whatsoever. Everything full price.

#Thanksgiving 🦃

"It's Julie!" etsy.me/49Q39gD

I'm currently beating a music icon and a tv presenter by an astonishing 5 pounds! Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍 astarauction.com/getsmart25

Don't think they're on here (GetSmart), but it's a great cause, & also a chance to own an envelope with a sketch drawn by me with a dried-up fake Temu Sharpie 👍 GET smART! - an online auction in aid of Alzheimer's Society and The Alzheimer Society of Ireland.

Happy birthday sausage fingers 👑 @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Merry November the 13th! 🎄🎅

Signed prints available here: HealeyCartoons.etsy.com

Or can he? @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

The Enfield Poltergeist 👻

'Peter & Lee', easy listening Hammer style! A little Halloween collaboration between myself and @taylertoons.bsky.social 🎃

It may be 22 years old, but damn, that's still one fine arse. Classic VIZ comic strip ‘Vidal Baboon' print signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4hus2zU

Also available, 'Carry on Camus' prints signed by myself and Barney Farmer (free cardboard tube with every order) etsy.me/3WX1P3y

Due to huge public demand (and several final demands from EDF) 'Gout Carter' prints are available once again, signed by myself and Barney Farmer etsy.me/4qpQfLW

#NationalKangarooAwarenessDay would like to make you aware that today is #WorldKangarooDay 🦘 @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Born this day, Lee Harvey Oswald 🎂 @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

It's #WeetBixDay 🥐 🥞 🥓 🍳 Is too!

The very first episode of 'Joe 90' was released 57 years ago today. Your week won't get any better than this, trust me.

Leo Tolstoy once wrote: “Birthdays are of no importance to a rational being. It’s a day like any other on which one has to do one’s work.” Which is good, cos I got him fuck all for his birthday today.

"I am an exceptional delivery rider, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more generous with your gratuity." #DieHard #HansGruber #UberEats

You can buy your own bloody frames though.

It's #InternationalCosplayDay Yay 🥳 @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Happy birthday H.P. Lovecraft 🎂 🦑 #HPLovecraft

My 80 year old mother refused to buy a Gout Carter print from me (even with a generous 1% off 'mate rate') invoking the anger of the Gout God & yesterday she was diagnosed with gout. Contacting me at shorturl.at/IiKTe to buy a print is the only way to placate the Gout God

Blimey, here's a blast from the past 😲 How cool would that have been, drawing a Goons comic... "He's fallen in the water!"

To celebrate the birthday today of the great Mike Hodges (& certainly not to line our own pockets) @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I are offering signed prints of our 'Gout Carter' strip. It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME! For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T

Celebrate #NationalFishingMonth by giving me your money. It's what every dead fish would want 🐟 ⚰️ 'Bob Mortified', as seen in Viz, signed print available here: etsy.me/3TUqBQy #gonefishing #bobmortimer

Teds & Ralph

It is, well, has been, #NationalZooKeeperWeek I know right, you're like "why the hell didn't someone tell me earlier, I could've planned something?!" 🤷‍♂️ @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Perfect that it's #NationalFriedChickenDay because I'm currently sketching up the return of a "beloved" long-missed character (well, I missed him. The nasty scrote). @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @vizcomic.bsky.social

It's #WorldSandDuneDay Try to contain your excitement. @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

We're doing a limited run of 'Carry on Camus' A3 prints, signed by @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I (chin chin!), two of which have already been sold (see pic*). If you'd like one, drop me a DM, or message me at shorturl.at/t6828 *Barney's black rug not included in the price

I'm offering a discount to all you tightarse twats for this weekend only. 15% off all prints! Just use the code FECKTHISHEAT at checkout to let me know you're one of the tightarses, then I can sign your print with the contempt it deserves etsy.me/466Jnvd via @Etsy

'In case of emergency break glass' @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

It's #WorldGinDay And #NationalBourbonDay And #NationalRoséDay Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊 @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

John Wick: Chapter 5 is out today in the US. Apparently he’s dressed as a ballerina in this one. Why not celebrate with a signed ‘Get on John’s Wick’ print etsy.me/4mG4w5g now with an amazing 0% off. Hurry, only 996 left in stock! #BallerinaMovie #JohnWick