Lovely fags.

It gets worse. H/T @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @leehealey.bsky.social

It may be 22 years old, but damn, that's still one fine arse. Classic VIZ comic strip ‘Vidal Baboon' print signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4hus2zU

Every customer will receive FREE OF CHARGE the secrets of my patented non-pharmaceutical gout eradication solution.

To celebrate the birthday today of the great Mike Hodges (& certainly not to line our own pockets) @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I are offering signed prints of our 'Gout Carter' strip. It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME! For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T

Anyone suffering from gout should eat 8-10 fresh cherries per day or take one slug of the concentrated juice, available at all good health food outlets. Clear it up in no time and prevent recurrence. And for Christ’s sake avoid strawberries.

It is, well, has been, #NationalZooKeeperWeek I know right, you're like "why the hell didn't someone tell me earlier, I could've planned something?!" 🤷‍♂️ @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

I saw you across the bar and was wondering if I could palp your concerns.

“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.”

Almost certainly same room where I had the idea. The working-man’s study.

It's #WorldGinDay And #NationalBourbonDay And #NationalRoséDay Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊 @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Carry on Camus in Viz this issue. Glorious. Life-affirming even.

VIZ cartoon 'ALLEN' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/3GQpBcV

VIZ cartoon 'For Crying Out Loud' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4mkdCom

It's #RobinsonCrusoeDay 🏝️ And why the hell not. @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @vizcomic.bsky.social

There's a brand new VIZ in the shops tomorrow. Buy a copy. Don't be a Brian 'CANT'.

I’d like someone else to go quietly in my sleep.

It’s just like Twitter in the early days, only everyone is middle-aged or just plain old, and exhausted.

Anyway, hilarious non-moving Daffy gif aside.. 173 years ago today, Moby Dick was first published in the US. It was a book. And you had to turn the pages yourself. (P.S. Barney Farmer wrote this but God knows how you tag people in here? I can't even do gifs!)

Keep an eye out for anyone trying to reimagine their brand.

Sadly those things are not things we can hold in our hands, hoard, use to exert power over others or cram in our mouths.

They’re literally eating human flesh in the other place today, telling each other it’s just ‘banter’. Genuinely upsetting scenes.

Who’s in charge here? Where’s the manager?

It contains an IKEA pencil and a cyanide capsule.