The Great Escape is starting on BBC2 now, go on, you know you want to. Brandy in the coffee and get settled in.

I like that The Italian Job ends with Grateful Thanks to Fiat, after Austin refused to help in any way and made them buy their Minis for full price.

Live from midday (UK!) we're having a Boxing Day blowout on twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . Join us live, or just keep me chattering away in the corner while you build up the willpower to go for a walk. It's yer actual Boxing Day in #Shenmue and there forklifting that needs doing.

Kimmel, we gave you 'three more years to sort it out' 7 years ago, and you lot went and voted him back in. Going on foreign telly to apologise for your country is dodgy enough, but don't waste my fucking time with talk about second/third chances. Merry Christmas!!

Google AI assistant just told me, without me asking, that what I was searching for was "highly inappropriate '

I forgot Carry On Camping starts off like Taxi Driver, Joan storming out of a porn film Sid's dragged her to. #MerryChristmas #ITV3

I can tell you that if Scrooge had for me evicted and then a couple of years later was acting like he loved everyone and giving out turkeys, I’d hate the cunt even more than ever!

Happy Christmas everybody!

🎶Simply having a wank Christmas time 🎶

Awkward as fuck when artists on #totp have to carry on miming through a long fade-out, like watching a balloon deflate.

Just checking Google to see if Simon Bates is still alive. Inconclusive. Shitty future.

It's Christmas Eve!! Not only here, but in Dobuita 1985!! That's right, for this festive edition we'll be driving forklift trucks over the Christmas period at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade, join us at midday (UK) for more #shenmue and #edmonds

Only just realised that the reason they're fannying around with motion detectors is because Dallas ignored Ripley's objections to him taking off.

Going through some old books, thinking about Rab Florence's Batman poem, which perfectly describes why I love me some Batman.

NEW SCHEDULE! Due to cat-related circumstances, I'll be doing some extra streams over xmas, almost certainly featuring Edmonds. And don't forget to join us today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade for more #ck3 fun! From 10AM today!!

Rewatching the Eccleston series, when UNIT appear, he's dismayed. Fresh from the Time War, he knows that getting the military involved will inevitably fuck things up. That was a long time ago of course.

Much to my surprise, the data copied across fine, and the new hard drive is snug in its caddy, working well. Hmmm. Let's see how well from 10AM to 2PM today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade #ck3!

Exciting pre-stream news, the problem with my PC has been finally identified as A Dying Hard Drive With Bad Sectors. So retro!! Have paid extra for a new hard drive to arrive tonight, can all the data be copied from one dying 4TB drive to a new one in less than 13 hours? Find out tomorrow from 10AM!

I've heard toe-curling things about Walliams for years. People have learned nothing.

Apologies for the ugly scenes yesterday as the technology failed at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , heads have rolled and the channel has now pivoted to AI. Join us from 10AM for more #ck3 action and exciting recipes for glue on pizza.

On twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we are playing what Edmonds would call "A Powerful Game", the Japanese Empire split into three and an imminent Mongolian invasion. It's hotting up, get in on the #ck3 action every weekday from 10AM - 2PM UK time. It's fun!

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Ahhhh, l’amour!

Edmonds isn't happy that we're going back to Dobuita in #Shenmue from 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , but that's what we're doing! Join us for our bi-weekly Ryo Hazuki update, and then over to the Dream Factory for more DOND!

The stream starts at 10.30 today, I just remembered my daughter has a xmas recital....

The stream starts at 10.30 today, I just remembered my daughter has a xmas recital....

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

It's a new week, and things are 20% more christmassy at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , join us from 10AM every weekday for more fun!

This family boycotts Prue Leith because she drowned kittens.

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Happy weekend! The "technical issues" with my streaming PC have matured into a potential catastrophe. Looks like I picked the wrong weekend to quit sniffing glue.

What do you get the ageing Shogun in your life who has everything? Retirement? A nice long rest? From 10AM today, we decide whether to give Shogun Sausage Rolls the rest he so sorely craves, or we work him until he drops dead. YOU DECIDE!! From 10AM every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade !

Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade I have finally cleared up the mess from yesterday's stream, and charges have been brought. Join us at 10AM to continue our consequence-free odyssey into 11th century Asia, with no danger on the horizon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHcc...

Many apologies for the unforgivable lapse in security on today's stream at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , luckily Mr Edmonds arrived at the Dream Factory unruffled and on time and we are working with the police to prevent this ever happening again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHcc...

Remove our human rights, humans demand.

Lolz I overslept. Half ten?

The guy in the pub who cleared his entire nasal cavity into the hand washing sink, then left it, is talking very loudly about being an investment banker, because OF COURSE

Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS. Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.

This is how good Tuesday Morning feels at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . If you want a piece of THIS action, join us from 10AM-2PM every weekday (UK) for #ck3 action and fun chat!

MURDER!! Everything was going so well for young Our Price, the all-conquering Shogun of Japan, until he was torn apart by his rivals. Now his son has plunged the country into debt and the vassels are revolting, join us at 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday for another fix!

Worried that watching today's stream at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , 10-2PM UK Time, might be just TOO exciting? Noel's got you covered!! Join us for more #ck3 fun , then we'll close off the week with Noel and a channel favourite. It's fun! Join us! No singing this time!

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If you can bear it, here's the Tinsel Song I performed live at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade to commemorate both the end of Season 2, and the birth of Christ. Don't worry, I don't usually do this sort of thing, we mainly play #ck3 and have a laugh. Join us every weekday 10-2PM (UK time)!

We explore the DUALITY OF MAN today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade with a dose of #Shenmue and a #DOND chaser. Join us at 10AM for a right old laugh!

Massive win for Hurd, congratulations.

Christmas Has Started!! TODAY on twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , I perform the long-awaited Tinsel Song, LIVE, around midday!! FIVE instruments including the Nasal Recorder, not including my terried face singing into a camera. Don't miss it!! Streaming from 10AM every weekday! #ck3