Was late, now live at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! #ksp #kerbalspaceprogram plus some Noel possibly xx

Today we send our third, or maybe fourth, rocket to Moho to rescue our scientists and retrieve our special data. It's more fun than it sounds! Join us from 10AM every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade #ksp #kerbalspaceprogram

Yesterday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we firmly investigated the Mohole and reached a higher, less hot state of consciousness. It's very very cold out in space, so join us every weekday from 10AM to escape the heat, metaphorically at least. #ksp #kerbalspaceprogram

It's a Bank Holiday stream!! I'm online at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade for all your Too Hot To Move needs! Sit back and enjoy watching more Kerbals launched onto doomed one-way missions, come for cruelty, stay for the hot bantz. Live now and every weekday! #ksp #kerbalspaceprogram

Boo, ITV4 edited out the best bit of Tomorrow Never Dies, where Bond shoots the "Get Off My Train!" guy right in the ruddy face.

Ah the agony of choice

It's Fri-YAY!! Which means in addition to investigating the MoHole in KSP, we're also taking an afternoon pilgramage to the Crazy Chair in DOND!! Join us today to ease into your weekend. It's the best day of the week! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade #ksp #edmonds

Jeb and 4 scientists are trapped on the Mun after insufficient fuel was packed. Starmer's Britain!!! Join us today as we try to sort out this MESS with a precision-landing rescue attempt. And possibly another other to rescue that. Streaming every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! #ksp

YO PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

Duna think about watching anything else this morning other than twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade as we head to the planet Duna in #ksp #kerbalspaceprogram on what might be a return mission but probably not. We're live from 10AM every weekday you know!! Yeah!!!!

Everyone's excited for today's stream at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade as we plan a trip to Duna in #ksp , and have GREAT BANTER. Join us, it's good!!

DESTINATION: MUN! Today we're going to attempt, using what technology we've researched, to reach THE MUN. We choose to do these things live at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade not because they're easy, but because they're hard. Or at least mildy challenging. Join us every weekday from 10AM! #ksp

A screengrab from today's stream which says more than I ever could. NOEL IN THE AFTERNOON. Come for the orbital mechanics, stay for the Crazy Chair. Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade for the final stream (of the week), from 10AM-ish every weekday!

All Change!! Due to Ck3 breaking because I was TOO successful (true!), we're starting a new career with #ksp from 10-2PM UK at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . Join us on our voyage to a brief low-altitude orbit.... AND BEYOND!! #kerbalspaceprogram

Time to update my linkedin profile pic

I'm live at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , join us, we're playing #ck3 obviously

Good Monday!! A new week means another 5 days of twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , 10AM-2PM (UK). Why not let me brighten up your working day by faffing around with my medieval dollies? Join us!

I don't like The Lion King.

Depressed? Cheer yourself up by meeting the new neighbours today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade as we head east into China and make new friends. It's Fri-YAY more like as we have good clean friendly fun. #ck3 #crusaderkings

Details.

Oh l'amour! Quackers' wife Samur was gored by a boar in Bangor. Tore her guts all over the floor, cleaning them was a chore. And a bore. Poor Samur! Luck opened another door, and Quackers has a new paramour. Phwoar!!! Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday for more tales of yore #ck3

You'd look this smug if you watched twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday 10 - 2PM! Why not make your life significantly better by joining us as Pope Quackers II fancies a pop at Persia, how difficult could it be? Your friends will be well jealous!! Also, tell them about my channel thanks. #ck3

Look who's waiting to meet you at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . It's Pope Quackers II and The Gang!! If you want to get to know these krazy klownz better, and who wouldn't, join us at 10AM every weekday for #ck3 - based fun and other types of fun.

A very happy mayday bank holiday to all who celebrate! We have our very own celebration over at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade where, in addition to #ck3 #crusaderkings we'll be taking a trip to the Dream Factor for the first time in weeks! Will the old magic return? Find out from 10ish today!!

bootlicking cunt

STOP SHOPPING - dashare.zone ADMIN

The Pope Must Die!! In #ck3 at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade that is. She's absolutely terrible at her job and it's all in danger of falling apart. Join us from 10AM as we send her on fact-finding missions to the world's plagueist areas. Join us for light-hearted friday fun!!

@freewheel.bsky.social Tim IS Ben The Boyfriend!

And we're back in 1219AD, awaiting the inevitable Mongolian Invasion and the Black Death. It's all happening at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade today, and every day, god we have fun. JOIN US!! (from 10AM) (until about 2PM)

Food £200 Data £150 Rent £800 Used Boxed Sets of The Upper Hand £3,600 Utility £150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

This morning at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we rank ALL the Bond themes!! Positively shocking! I never miss!! Christmas in Turkey!!! and so forth. Join us from 10AM to join the fun, and we'll do a bit of #ck3 afterwards why not

It's A Weekday, it's 10AM, that means I must be streaming at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! Join us!! #ck3 #chapter5

I'm live in a few mins! As indeed I am every weekday! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

LET ME PLUG MY COMPUTER IN!!!!!!!!! LET ME!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now the government won't even permit us the sweet release of death.

Today we reach our all-time peak success as the Roman Empire is restored and yer schism is healed. The only way to go is down! Here come the Mongolians!! Join us today and every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade to watch the inevitable crash!

The Iranian fella calling out his own push-shot as a foul, snooker is so fucking class.

Constantinople, Rome, Antioch, Jerusalem, Alexandria, your boys took a HELL of a beating! I will love it, LOVE IT, if Pope Lionora healed the Great Schism today, but she has to atone for her adultery. It really is all happening at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade in #ck3 every weekday!

Hope the MJ film has this spinning into frame like a front page about racketeering in a 1940's crime flick.

Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade to make a tense situation much worse as we Get Involved with Politics in That Part Of The World. With the help of the new #ck3 #Chapter5 #dlc we can finally bring peace, probably, or failing that, some more war why not. Join us from 10AM!!

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Snooker unceremoniously scurries off BBC1 as the Big Scary Football Lads turn up

@vizcomic.bsky.social @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @leehealey.bsky.social Hornsea Pottery. Quality ceramics.

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