Argentina.

Tolkien never described or depicted Sauron as a tangible entity, leaving the reader to imagine their own version of incorporeal, omniscient malice. Turns out he needn't have bothered because apparently Sauron looks like this. So that's settled then.

Didn't realise the Argentinian players turned their backs on Spain as they got the trophy, absolute bell-ends.

Awwwww, see ya Kev xxxxx

It's not a new government.

Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we conclude our playthrough of #FullThrottle, the Lucasarts classic point-and-click adventure. And if there's time we'll watch more 80s grot at the end. Join us every weekday!!

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

Ah well at least they've got the Falklands, oh wait etc.

Well fucking finally

Me at kick-off / Me at full-time

Kermit is a scab.

Very normal start to a game of football.

Can I just shock you? I like third-place play-offs. Despite what I just said earlier.

England are beating France in the bronze medal game.

It's motorbike Friday! Which IS a thing!! To finish off the week at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we're playing Lucasarts' point-and-click classic Full Throttle, followed by an episode of 1985's Junior Kickstart. Vroom vroom vroom! Join us from 10AM, we're going Hog Wild haha #fullthrottle #lucasarts

Solemnly reversing my England flag back to racist

Football is shit

"You can't go five at the back with 20 minutes to go" I've been saying over and over again to my very impressed family.

Meat and potatoes goal, fucking lovely

Nervous.

@jamesbluecat.bsky.social Hello! I think I've fixed something at The Place, clear cookies and temp files in your browser for the site and try it again, it might well work now hopefully.

Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we conclude our employment in #PapersPlease and make sure Jorji's small business ventures get off the ground. Join us every weekday from 10AM!

I regret not stealing more ethernet cables from work.

Experience the thrill of glumly following orders and disenfranchising the poor as we play Papers, Please this morning at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . Join us in definitely NOT rocking the boat from 10AM every weekday.

Say mentality one more motherfucking time

My third semi!

Fuck me taking Haarland off is a mistake

"Grind those balls sir!"

Lord Beaverbrook must be shitting himself

Fat Ronaldo looks fat and happy these days, good for him

Family have all wandered out of the room, desperately want England to score to spite my family

We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.

RIP Dermot Murnaghan. His first frontman job was on the Channel 4 Daily, which he got to sign off succinctly.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

On my way, Clacton.

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

Fuck me, what a rollercoaster. A rollercoaster of SHIT.

I was going to skip this game for a nap.

FUCKING YASSSSSSSS!!!

Enjoying this game! Obviously.

Someone needs to have a quiet word

‘I’M CLOSING THE BUREAU. For an hour.’

I'm live NOW and EVERY weekday 10-2PM, streaming and that. Join us it's fun!! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

My kids are utterly perplexed why their parents despise C. Ronaldo, the answer "because he's a MASSIVE TWAT" doesn't seem to be cutting though.

It's Monday, which means it's a weekday, which means it's all happening at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade this morning! Join us, it's a fun time we have!!

Roll With It is better than Wonderwall.

Christ, don't make the poor fuckers listen to Three Lions as they're traipsing out....