Who wouldn't want their entire identity stored on a portable device that's permanantly connected to the internet with a built-in microphone and camera?

FORFUCKSAKE

Incidentally, I really do love Twitch, it often reminds me of the Internet how it Used To Be, silly chats with random people all over the globe, currently discussing Sussex Pond Pudding with a girl cycling around Osaka at 4AM. So much more wholesome that whatever *waves hand* THIS is.

A change of pace today as I do some LIVE ASSEMBLER PROGRAMMING on stream, giving educational insights into the depth of my experience. This is LIVE from 10AM, wow!!!! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

"We don't miss the cushions or gold bathtubs at all!" - How one lying family traded decadent comfort for the rustic life, live on twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade from 10AM.

It's gone. The empire is lost. The Emperor is dethroned, and now leading the freebooter band, The Brotherhood of Cheese. Which is better than being a king, isn't it? Isn't it?? Join us at 10AM! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

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Yesterday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we lost a legendary emperor, Davgon of Christmas. His Noel-faced son is working through his grief, principly by having full sex with his dead dad's boyfriend at the funeral. Is today's coronation going to be a deal, or no-deal, sex-wise? Find you from 10AM!

Karie Murphy lolz

YOUNG PEOPLE: Emperor Davgon of Christmas says that twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade is live 10AM - 2PM every weekday, and he's made orange juice and rented Ghostbusters 2 from the corner shop. Join us at 10AM!

Today at 10AM I'm playing through #Shenmue at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! A strangely significant game in my life, I'll be going through memories of the game, and photos of my visit to the real-life locations. Join us!

This year I made a Shenmue pilgrimage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1xB...

Tomorrow (17th Sep) I'll be streaming Shenmue, a weirdly significant game in my life, not least because of this clip getting 2.1M views for some reason. Anecdotes about my visit to the real-life locations in Tokyo! Tomorrow from 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade !

Someone's very excited about the brand new subscriber emote!! Join us at 10AM to join in the fun at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade. That and Crusader Kings III, obviously.

Another week at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade commences, with the Christmasists entering their IMPERIAL PHASE. Join us at 10!!

"critics"

Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social

It's BIG DLC DAY Today!! Join us at 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade for our first day playing with CORONATIONS and NEW CLOTHES and that. Join us!!

Dan "All The History" Snow pronounces the word 'stylus' as 'steel-us', what the fuck?

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Unemployed? Me too!! Why not help supplement my income with a few pennies of ad revenue by joining us at 10AM for the last session of the week on twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! "Yule" be sorry to miss it hahahahaha

For the first time I've refused to remove a spider from the flat, declaring the spider Under My Protection. It just looks so happy and it's got loads of flies in storage.

After yesterday's unpleasentness, we're back in the warm, comforting womb of Christmas. Come join us for festive cheer from 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , Yule Love It!

I fixed the 007: First Light trailer to make it feel more like James Bond.

It's Free Swim Wednesday, and I'm playing the DLC for the game "Suzerain" - like CK3 but text. Join us for this exciting look at something new before we head back to the old routine tomorrow, at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

"I am an exceptional delivery rider, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more generous with your gratuity." #DieHard #HansGruber #UberEats

This power couple are waiting for you to join us for another week of fun on twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . I'll put a shrimp on the barbie for you!

Siri, 2025, one image, thx

It may be a wet friday in August, but every day is Christmas at twitch.tv/eddiepueple_arcade . Come join us for the last session of the week!

45 years old and have finally, definitively, declared that I'm temperamentally incapable of bowling without throwing a massive tantrum, sulking, and ruining it for everyone. Do not invite me bowling.

Geordi, Data just impersonated the Captain and took over the ship. Who is in charge of information security? Is it me? Worf

I tried playing 2008's Spore yesterday, but it was crap, so we're back with KING BOB HOSKINS II today, 10-2PM every weekday live on Twitch!! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

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Bank Holiday? Wank holiday more like! The content doesn't stop for holidays, why not spend time away from your family watching twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , 10-2PM every weekday, including bank holidays* *unless I get a better offer

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A whole new epic begins!! SEASON TWO of Eddie Plays Crusader Kings starts TODAY at 10AM - 2PM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade. Join us from the start of the new story, it'll be fun!

Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade, it's 1984's Skool Daze., on the #zxspectrum . All-time classic, or virtually fucking unplayable? Let's find out over four hours, from 10-2PM!

"Not your buttocks, Sam!". We continue the wacky adventures of Norman Reedus carrying heavy luggage while bickering with a wooden doll all this week, join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday 10-2PM! We have fun!! It's good!! There are songs and banter!! Join us!!

What's the best way to provide a fake face to Bluesky then? Going to experiment with various Alan Sugar masks I happen to have lying around.

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

I don't normally comment on my own posts, but this sounds insane.

'stranglethesharkcars' found some top quality Chris Patten merch on the stream today. I'm buying three.

We have a lot of fun at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . Today, spaceben redeemed 20,000 channel points and recieved a recorder recital of his choice. It was his choice. Join us from 10-2PM every weekday for the best viewer rewards on Twitch, probably! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKj8...

Another week of fun at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade lies ahead, and now we're in the company of Pope "Say Now"* Hank Kingsley! * The network own the copyright on "Hey Now"

I reckon the IDF are perfectly capable of defending themselves.

Stupidly clicked a "12 years ago" Google Photo notification and watched a video of a younger me having a lovely time at Glastonbury.