For folks in the US

I had more people at my failed threesome

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

embracing beerware mindset is the only way to make computers cool again

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

SPIT THAT BREAD OUT RIGHT NOW IT IS *NOT* REAL JESUS

to be fair you work around Keir Starmer long enough and I expect that a piece of furniture probably starts looking pretty charismatic

I recently saw a post saying, "Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars, everything is now 200 dollars." And for that reason I don't think I'll ever shame anyone asking for financial help for any reason because shit's been so fucked lately.

"The moment you put the controller down, your licence to use it will be revoked and you will need to purchase a new one" said Sony chaser.com.au/entertainmen...

"Christians are concerned we have a Pope who is very anti capitalist" have these "Christians" heard of how this guy called Jesus feels about it

If companies can't run data centres without polluting our air and water, pushing up energy bills, abusing workers' rights, harming local communities or wrecking the climate – then they shouldn't be allowed to run them A safe climate and healthy environment are necessities – tech bro profits aren't

The thing that breaks my brain the most about this is he's never been punished for being a proven rapist. All the money he's paid or minor inconveniences are a result of losing court cases he started. And the fact that being a rapist doesn't exclude you from being President is utterly damning of US

prior to 1947, there was no planning system in the UK. you literally /could/ build anything wherever, and the result was some of the worst slums in europe. wind your neck in!

why are americans, who, as everyone knows, know literally nothing about any other country, so determined to continue saying fundamentally untrue things about the UK planning system. how does that help you fight your much worse regulatory environment over there

Observations: - Tolkien clearly thought it would be really cool if we could talk to animals - Tolkien loves to describe an ethereal lady of great majesty dressed in white Hypothesis: - Tolkien would have approved of Umamusume Shadowfax

Oh that was a lovely goal. Textbook

Lmaooooo the coach getting a yellow

yeah i feel ya spidey

Red card is *super* harsh there, it’s a nasty crunch but by no means deliberate

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

Just worked out what it reminds me of

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

Football is a proper bastard sometimes isn’t it

Come on Senegal, you can do this

22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.

Should be another easy one for England - just Mexico at the Azteca Stadium, Mexico City, Mexico.

If England win tonight they'll face Mexico next. The two countries in this world cup where I've had the best Mexican food.

finally something everyone can agree on

You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken

Sony is opening up bold new ground in the video game market by releasing direct to lost media

concerned that we're maybe two to three headers away from Kane having formally lost all his braincells, at some point he's going to hit the ball then fall down to the ground in a wooden fashion, like a doll, his job now done forever

The England team absolutely saw this post during the hydration break and rallied as a result

Toto has once again brought his football over to watch the last few minutes of the match

YESSSSSSSSSSS

It seems like the rumours of It Coming Home were greatly exaggerated, as per

people mention SSRIs a lot when it comes to your wellness in hot conditions, but lithium and antipsychotics are even more dangerous (and psychosis can impact your ability to clock your own thermal signals on its own, so please check on your loved ones with schizophrenia and bipolar too)!

Do you think one of the boys is in the dressing room secretly texting Gareth Southgate being like “new stepdad’s shouting at us”.

good friend of mine has multiple pride things out in front of her house (in a neighborhood plastered with reelect mike johnson signs) and has gotten multiple notes in the mailbox thanking her, including one from a closeted teenager signaling virtuous beliefs is good, actually

Sony is taking this away from us

If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft

No-one is madder than Pickford that: A) he missed that shot B) he is playing in this game C) he is a footballer

Poor Sweden, looked like they *might* pose a challenge in the first few minutes, and then got absolutely steamrollered by France

if I were the Swedish keeper I would simply develop a lifelong anxiety disorder after this game

Oooh, and I cannot stress this enough, la la

Oh that was disgustingly slick from France

ALLEZ LES BLEUS