andy burnham made wes streeting defence secretary bcos he’s already proven he has absolutely no problem murdering children.

John Healey has been made Chancellor. At least it wasn't Shabana Mahmood

Andy Burnham must resign

We did it, Peter! We saved the UK!

¡Vamos España!

My proposed Minister for AI:

Burnham “I can’t make changes that are not in the manifesto” Labour 2024 manifesto ‘We will not issue new licenses… because they will not take a penny off bills, cannot make us energy secure and will only accelerate the worsening climate crisis’

I broke a world record

Teenager learns about how his parents first met

Andy Burnham's going to be even worse than Keir Starmer

Let's hope other councils do the same

Burnham MUST resign

We can all unite behind Spain now

On his last day of PMQs and cabinet Starmer oversaw the order to enforce the trans segregation guidance that makes Britain one of the most trans hostile nations in Europe - creating a culture of gender norm enforcement, social suspicion, and vigilante toilet police.

Idk I feel like if I was a motivated enough leftist to murder somebody, there are better targets

Imagine when JK Rowling dies. Gonna make Ann Widdecombe look like Princess Di. 💀

🎶thiiiings... will never get betterrrr... will never get better... 🎵

I’m actually not surprised

That newspaper is from today gang 😔

I did not always agree with Lord Turbo Hitler's personal views, but he was always very kind to me

Verified

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1/🧵 The EHRC Code of Practice recommends but does not require that businesses segregate trans folks. My advice to businesses is to ignore the EHRC and do business as usual, to be unapologetically trans-inclusive, and, whenever someone demands exclusion, to direct them to single-occupancy facilities.

Binhead is a proper grifter though

I think the world would be a better place if Farage had died in that plane crash

Nigel Farage was built up and used as a justification for Labour and the Tories to move further right “to win back votes”. Now he’s fulfilled that purpose the media (who never actually wanted him as Prime Minister) have turned on him

C’mon Belgium!

Got a fire alarm in our building so everyone’s outside (even though there isn’t an actual fire)

41 (assuming I survived into adulthood) 30 for my mum. 11 or 12 for my dad

Turns out that story about the cat digging for truffles is AI

lol

Why no mention of trans people, migrants or disabled people?

Okay, so I'm from Birmingham and at least when I was growing up, the kids there would provide a quick and free solution to this problem. All I'm going to say is it would involve hammers, screwdrivers and quite possibly the plentiful canals.

I'm not sure werewolves would have a religion. When there wasn't a full moon and you were cursed to live as a human I suppose you'd do whatever you could to fit in

"Oracle figures, Kafigeledio, Korhogo district, Ivory Coast. Called Kafigeledio, "the one who tells the truth" they were used by the Senufo for divinatory and conjuration purposes, to denounce and punish criminals and liars."

The Bear and the Goat Poraj, Poland, 1966. Photo S. Stępniewski.

I unexpectedly got a reply to an email from my MP. While this is weak in places, it sounds like he genuinely isn't happy with the EHRC guidance and he implies he would have signed the EDM if he wasn't a minister

Why only 5% of UK homes have aircon - Oldest housing stock in Europe mine was built 1891 - 36% of people rent try asking a landlord for an install lol - Dire building regs thanks decades of neoliberalism!

The coolest summer for the rest of my life

No, more conversion therapy!

We’re just too woke these days! There’s too much health and safety! Bring back the 1970s when… oh

Update on the Cardiff bigots. They’ve gone, and were shown very clearly they can’t spread their message of hate on the streets of Cardiff. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Tell you what, lads, to quote Margaret thatcher: oh my fucking Christ it’s hot it’s so hot this is unbearable Jesus fuck why is it so hot I can’t take this anymore Christ

This is the 'fairer' UK Starmer says he is leaving us with.

Based on what exactly? At best no one wil remember some deadbeat PM who barely lasted two years, I forgot Rishi Sunak had been PM that other day

Arming a genocide then arresting people for protesting against genocide as terrorists Banning trans people from toilets