Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.

Important question for my fellow Hatters - can you help with this one?

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

“Are the cops gone?” “Yeah.” “Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”

Let's hand the keys to the planet over to the dolphins and cats right now because humans have already sunk to this point and we still have the capability to fall even further.

The Adventure Game Of Thrones.

Bye then.

Chicken pies. My chicken pies are better than any shop-bought one and alongside Yorkshire puddings (mine *always* rise beautifully), it's my proudest home cooking achievement.

How Finley and Paiten see themselves jumping up onto the foot of the bed and strolling all the way up to greet me in the mornings.

It's not that Erasure haven't done anything good since this, they occasionally have, but this really is a fitting bookend to their amazing imperial phase.

please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures

...Rock and Roller cola wars I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire...

A pack of 50 sausage rolls with a Matchbox car free inside. We used to be a proper country.

Oh blimey, THIS moment. The cliffhanger to City Of Death part 1 - simultaneously made me a Doctor Who fan for life and terrified five year old me.

Just saw a post about Quadrophenia. Only ever seen it once, and the main thing I took away from it was that I didn't mind the film but I really didn't like the music, which is a bit unfortunate when you think about where the film came from...

IRIDESCENT CLOUD ON MARS

Bill Bryson is such an underrated treasure

Good to know that I have neighbours who think Fireworks Night is the 15th of November. *sigh* Pillocks.

Continuing the #caturday theme, a belated happy second birthday to this @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon #cat #bedtimeroutine

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly" "Claudia Winkleman?" "No, man, but it was close"

Why isn't Frank Spencer in Band Of Brothers?

Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know

Wondering how long it'll take the commentators for Luton-Rotherham to realise somebody's unplugged their microphones... ah, they're back. Roughly 3 or 4 minutes or so, then.

That's OK Finley, you make yourself comfy, I won't need my wallet or keyboard for a while anyway.

This isn't where that rug usually lies is it? "Our guests have gone downstairs to bed, Gladys. Quick, turn off all the lights and move the wanking rug over"

I need to get my new cats fully acquainted with Depeche Mode's back catalogue as a matter of urgency. I was playing this and both Finley and Paiten sat to full attention, convinced there was a dog barking in time to the music. youtu.be/-JMJ68L13dA

I don't know designed this poster, but it's been done better before.

When you get home late and your #cat has questions...😬 #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday #Cats

Boots, for all the world coming across like a second-string Britpop band trying to prove there's more to them than just the singles by releasing a concept album.

I often think about this image. Mainly I think about the 30 ish years Melanie Sykes had to wait to move on from ploughing her aeroplane into a US battleship to set out on the path to advertising Bodingtons.

Callous cruelty. I’ve taught kids who were so young when they fled that they don’t even remember their home country. They are as Scottish as their friends. Returning should be the choice of the families.

Yeah, yeah, the Bee Gees, Tavares, Night On Disco Mountain, but the cherry on top of the icing of a near perfect cake is the decision to go with the full 11 minute version of Disco Inferno.

Excellent stuff. #Viz

Ronaldo is the sort of person I wouldn't want at my club (I know, but bear with me) because although he can win matches singlehandedly, his ego would massively damage the club. For that reason, I enjoy seeing karma drop by to say hello to him from time to time.

If the BBC countersued and won, I think I'd laugh my bloody head off. I don't think they have the bottle, though.

He looks like an Action Man knock off that's had a different doll's clothes put on him.

A mate just sent me this on WhatsApp. Dying

Well now, this'll keep me going for a while. Thanks, delivery driver. Thelivery driver.

Looks like she died by falling into a giant Viennetta.

Yeah, this can screw itself sideways. I don't want a Westlife cover version of who my loved ones used to be.

We gotta get people back into reading the whole story

I know it's only November, but be fair, this is a brilliant ad.

The absolute balls on the person who designed eight digits, ran out of ideas and just flipped the 6 upside down and thought we wouldn't notice.

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE.

The St Paul's Cathedral that appears in the Thames ident is *filthy*. I remembered when they restored the cathedral and for a while it just looked wrong to me because it wasn't black and grey.

Why does no one say it was better 25 years ago, when everything genuinely was better?

At the

Oreoboros

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao