Meanwhile, at X:

If I ever see a corpse on a hill I'll assume it's Oliver's because outside of my scheduled working hours I Am Not At Work. If anyone needs me, they can wait until I'm back at my desk so yeah Oliver, you are incredibly wrong.

Probably one of the best road safety adverts from TfL. If you've never seen it before - I can guarantee you will watch it twice.

God that's it, isn't it. It's America because it's yellow. If it was meant to be Europe it would be blue. Checkmate libs.

“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?” “Bono. Ono. Eno.” “I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”

Everything he says about her makes me think more highly of her and even worse of him.

Parking on Sesame Street is for Kermit holders only.

FB reminds me that two years ago, I was listening to one of Ana Matronic's Disco Devotion shows and she ended her introduction with an exultant "less chitchat, more slipmat!" Them's words to live by, frankly. I'm all for it.

Back To Nature is a tune and a half.

Sorry for the things I said when Sam Beckett quantum leaped into me

Cat review #28: Outland. One of Connery's very best. Finley enjoyed the final showdown so much he stopped washing his private parts to watch, and be honest, you'd never get Barry Norman praising a film in such a manner. Finley 8/10, Paiten 7/10.

This football club, encapsulated:

Just had a cracking trip from Brighton to Edinburgh on this. Something very satisfying about it

Me trying to read a Trump post:

Having experienced HP's questionable quality over the years firsthand, I suppose if any company was going to look at the Sinclair ZX80 and think "we should do that" it'd be them.

Dominant Predator Force is what you call an imported low-budget TV series with a range of shoddy tie-in merchandise. It's not what you call yourselves if you want to be internationally regarded as grown-ups.

Oh, so now Trump's gone and grabbed himself two oil tankers, not just the one. Great, that'll help matters.

Yeah, no thanks, not really wanting to be living in the first 20 minutes of THREADS.

Looks like the Big Brother House is up for sale.

"Who is the man who appears unexpectedly in an OS map..?"

There are so few pleasant thoughts in Stephen Miller's head they could travel around his brain for a hundred years and never meet each other.

Happy Kenny Loggins' birthday to those who celebrate.

Lot of time for not knowing everything about people. The mystery. The lovely, “no I don’t want to know any more than I already do” mystery. Totally respect the fella. And jealous of the Newcastle era pivot of him and auld Speedy.

"You will be haunted by three spirits, Scrooge", said Marley, "And if you don't want to miss what they have to say I suggest you smash that Subscribe button right now."

I'd always wondered what it was that launched when James Burke had his crowning moment of awesome, turns out it was something pretty damned significant!

I got ya bro

"Even Hel has frozen over" 11/10 no notes, Notes from Poland.

This is really, really great. wantmymtv.vercel.app

*Might*? Think you'll find that ship has sailed, docked, sailed again, docked again, been sold, refitted, done several years of service, been sold off once more and finally broken up for parts.

It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide

Could be argued to be *the* fucking record

Elvis Presley. August 1977.

Kenny Everett would have *aced* social media.

Ashes To Ashes and Steptoe & Son. A2A pulled everything together right back to Life On Mars and totally nailed the landing, while S&S ends with both of them believing they've got one over on the other. Genius writing on both episodes.

Heard some strange noises in the other room, and after about five minutes it became clear that the cats weren't playing with one of their toys, so I went to investigate. Paiten was licking the remains of a chicken bone clean. I haven't bought any chicken this week, looks like I didn't need to.

general: we've invaded greenland and it turns out it's not green sec of defense: how can it not be green general: we're as confused as you sec of defense: get me the president president: how can it not be green sec of defense: i'm as confused as you president: white is now green fox news: yes sir

I Carry A Torch For You*

I think this bird works in IKEA.

#OnThisDay 1989 : The first episode of Round The Bend was broadcast on ITV. It was like a childrens version of Spitting Image and was brilliant. #80s

very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them (covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall

I don't need to see this, I already know capybaras are insanely cool. (I definitely needed to see this.)

*stands and applauds* This is how you do it!

If you saw the story about the woman who hacked the nazi dating site and published the data, you can find it here: okstupid.lol Have a look through, see who's nearby you and whether you recognise them. Lots of fucking freaks to keep tabs on

Meet the only squirrel who knows how Roger Moore's Bond felt in Moonraker.

oh no this is FUNNY