C'mon now

Girlfriends are allowed to sleep through films on the couch, especially if you make them watch A24 films

Gram Designs

Kevin McCloud chemsex fan fiction zine coming 2026

Oh

My brother, after seeing my band for the first time, a band we all took much too seriously: "You're like a really confusing Coldplay" (He thought he was giving me a compliment)

Yes

My brother spotted that one of those Tax Rebate companies are on the tax defaulters list this year. Fourth from the bottom. www.revenue.ie/en/corporate...

My auld one describing a woman: "She's black, the way Phil Lynnott was black"

Lads I'm weeping

watching Avatar: The Way of Water and I cannot believe there's an hour left of this

Was so drunk last night I tried to introduce my friend to his own brother

guy who forgets the word for masseuse: I'm a massage-inist

Armored cars and tanks and guns, Came to clap these caked-up buns

I am going to play Elden Ring for 18 hours

Dreamt the city's Chief Fire Officer was following me around singing angry songs about how nobody has respect for fire safety and how it's important to have sex with women in their 30s. He was FURIOUS.

Muhammed Suiçmez come back

It is SO fucked up that Refused are Swedish. That's not right at all.

Dublin's Annual Christmas Nonce Busk

Nonce

You have to mute j_niper, you have to mute n_rd.jpg. These aren't bad people with bad politics but they are addicted to posting and cannot help but be annoying

My party trick is I can talk to a man for less than a second and know whether or not Sid Meier has had an impact on his life

That Eric Roberts lad unsettles me

one year of internet mom and dad @joeyp.bsky.social

I am close personal friends with the man who got naked and climbed Newgrange that year. Would it surprise you to know he's a psytrance producer?

Today is my last foray into the public sphere as I will be taking part in Portview Christmas Market. And then it is holiday times!

Me and @mothermarx.bsky.social traipsing around Limerick this morning

LGBTQHVAC

Nick Mullen

I have disliked Chomsky for many years. When I mentioned this to someone I was admonished, because his parents 'are friends with Noam and he's a really good guy'. ...cannot wait to chat to that guy again.

There is only one Marty Supreme. There will only ever be one Marty Supreme.

Look after your Da’s, it’s been a rough couple days for them

Look at my big freaky boy

President Xi, please I beg you

If an app tries to send me a notification I snap the phone in two. This is a notification-free device.

Eat shit, Sinn Fein. #speirgorm #mairedevine

Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight

Oh cool StarCraft II got a patch ... oh it was because people were uploading porn and murder videos to the arcade

Would it be a good bit to buy my Dad, formerly a truck driver, a Euro Truck Simulator, or would he kill me with a hammer, or both?

Same way I found out about Epstein

Guy who thinks all of Rob Reiner's films are like Princess Bride or Spinal Tap sitting down to watch Misery on Christmas

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Actually my entire family was murdered by science communication. Maybe think before you post, ugh.

Angels are real

Who is this fucking freak

Guy who has loads of regrets: I don't have any regrets

Me and your Dad pulling up to the function

snoopy eats it from the back