it's crazy how good BTS are man

All these dickheads fussing about Bluesky numbers just need to adopt the 'Oxford Diplomat' style of reminding people to enable notifications for their tweets

I'm begging you to stop rewarding (Irish) newspaper rage-bait with your attention. Ignore them, and they will quickly disappear into irrelevance - engage, and we will never be rid of them.

who called it incest and not 'coming into their own'?

Saw Con O'Callaghan getting a pastry. Even the gods bleed.

4ft dick

Fucking rough week for good men dying. RIP Bo, remember this being like the holy grail for caveman riffs back in the day www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClGQ...

Disgusting, that's where Hitler's from

lol why, what changed?

That Tommy Tiernan show is the least interesting thing in the world to me

Like any self-respecting person, the last U2 album I listened to was How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

I thought I'd always side with a comedian in any bout with a heckler. It turns out I forgot David McSavage exists

You reckon, yeah? Wonder how much that advice cost. I'd do it for half of whatever you're paying

I have to get off Instagram again quick

Forgive me for quote-tweeting myself here, but what always strikes me about this tweet is that the poster is referring to Beto O'Rourke, an American politician. Can you IMAGINE anyone posting something similar about an Irish politician?

Love when the busker with the trumpet plays Tequilla over and and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

Like this post if you'd fuck the wax sculpture

There should be an option to skip someone's Instagram stories if they're on holidays and spamming

What the fuck is North Macedonia

You have got to be kidding me.

I am so gullible, if any of you fucks trick me on April fools day I will kill you

Every few months I think about BattleZone and then forget I've already looked it up and found out there's a remaster (store.steampowered.com/app/301650/B...) and I wonder should I figure out a way to play it on my mac and then I forget about it and remember again months later. This is my whole life.

Oh yeah?

Ugh, in Woke 2.0 we are not doing "child support"

Welcome to weird ireland here are my balls

how's it going @micheal-martin.bsky.social? Any chance you'd pull the finger out, no?

Brent Crude the last 7 days. Last weekend Trump made negotiation noises and prices fell. This weekend there was nothing conciliatory he could say to stem the tide. Interesting to see the diminishing power of 'posting through it' in real time.

One of the best jobs I ever had was working the 'tea & sympathy' tent at a dance music festival, looking after people who had over-indulged mostly on research chemicals. A nightmare for them, but I had a blast

Doing some research for someone who is looking for some recs to see Irish dancing in Dublin. I've suggested the Merry Ploughboy and the Arlington but I don't honestly know what's good. Johnny Fox's maybe? Any clues #spéirghorm?

Already seeing an uptick in anti-Iran hasbara from Ukranian "OSINT" accounts

See, you have to have a high intellect to understand this. Not only is it a rape joke, it's a gay joke.

The promo video for the Meath v Cork match is absurdly good. Absolute scenes, just killings the whole way through

How was that not a red for Michael Murphy?!

Funny how I hate David Gough but not when he's refereeing a match that doesn't involve Dublin

You could more accurately say 'a loss of nature is what it is to be Irish'

We're inundated with asinine "influencers" on Instagram but there's something particularly braindead about alternativedublin's content that I can't put my finger on

1984 really captures the nightmare of living under an oppressive government since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana. There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV.

Parent & Baby screening of Peaky Blinders is v funny

Dreamt I had a Houthis football jersey. Houthis FC merch would go so hard

Oh noooooo my big juicy bottom got stuck in the strait of hormuz... I hope nobody comes along and gives it a big spank 😏😳

thinking about the guy who said he quit his job to fly to Prague for the game, wondering when exactly the sobriety hit him, and how heavy it felt

I was right, and that's all that matters

Just saw someone refer to 'iconic Dublin nightclub The Mezz'. Iconic!

I hate this stupid fucking sport

I would shag Heimir Hallgrímsson if I'm being honest

God we're all going to be so miserable

People are saying 'Trump can't wriggle his way out of this one'! He will though! Yes, the gulf will be destabilised, the US embarrassed on the world stage, but America won't actually do anything about him. What's going to happen, the Dems are going to remove him from power? As if!

Didn't realise Nolly was filling in on bass for Sikth, that's terrifying

Similarly, in Jailbreak they say "tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town". Presumably from the jail, no?