Let's go Dublin, three losses on the trot, you can do it

Forza Italia tbh

Wim Wenders you mug

If ilia malinin wanted to win so bad he simply shouldn't have fallen on his hole

In a taxi with Spin 1038 on. The ad breaks are a welcome reprieve

There are going to be riots the next time the sun is out

What I wouldn't give for some mild melanoma right now

Assholes, don't give them your business. Their restaurant and their cafe rely on you patronising them, not tourists.

I saw you Picking your nose On the all-hands Zoom call You were engrossed Who needs all-hands? A single digit Used correctly Was surely God's intention

the irish government has announced "cigarette week," a new scheme encouraging parents to blow secondhand smoke directly into the faces of young children

Haven't heard from wee Davey in a while. Reassuring to know he's still got the brain of a 7-year-old watching a Marvel film

First day at useless prick school

Just remembered a guy I knew years ago who wrote a song about his granddad dying called 'When we carried you away' and then when John Paul II died he made new artwork for it and dedicated it to the dead Pope.

They can't have called a game 'Mewgenics' can they? Come on man

"Uh I guessed that's what you were doing 🤓"

I wonder if Chomsky is still replying to emails

Can you believe some of these figure skaters are making errors? Seems so careless of them. #Olympics

Figure skaters seem to have the wildest talent:taste ratio. Superhuman athleticism and a 5-year-old's opinions on looking cool

doohickey time

"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.

it's always the Christian bands with the nice gear. That Aguilar is very tasty.

Client state

I used to leave my notes app ready to record ideas for drawings/tweets etc that’d barely be hanging on in my consciousness as I’d wake from dreams. One morning I reached for my phone immediately, knowing I’d typed something that seemed of great import during the night. It read: “Adult Hitler”

Deckard's apartment in Blade Runner (1982) Ricky Martin's Vuelve (1998) S Club's Have You Ever (2001)

Joe calls me “Big Pussy" Bonpensiero

Beth Rigby is one of those really truly odious people who sort of gets away with it through sheer banality isn't she?

Finally the Scottish and Irish (inadvertently) have combined to topple an English government

one of those sickos.jpg days where you have to keep an eye on the revolting Sky News for updates on Poor Keir

Bad Bunny is too hot to be allowed to live

Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”

I'm grateful to my beautiful girlfriend for so many things, but making me an adoptive Limerick hurling fan is surely one of the highlights

Can’t wait to watch all the ads that I’ve been seeing trailers of for weeks! And, if we’re lucky, some bonus (or too-hot-for-broadcast 😏) footage on brand websites!

The Winter Olympics, the one time a year when mixed-relay biathletes can dress like a total slut and no other mixed-relay biathletes can say anything about it.

One of the dogshittest uses of AI I've seen

Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character.Wrong answers only

Saw a discarded chip bag and my Dublin-addled brain thought it was a seagull. The Joes are tiiiired

Nobody in the world does looking indignant better than people from Cork

Didn't parse the "V" in this tweet and it read very differently

Missed the hurling last night. Where praytell could I watch it back?

Gonna convince @mothermarx.bsky.social we can do a figure skating routine to the Saw Doctors

We got Slovenian M.Bison at the Olympics

Custom Hitman mission for eliminating buskers around Dublin

Godzilla was only given a gender thanks to English translations. I reject this outright. God(zilla) is a woman

What do you mean it's raining for another week

Lovely bit of hurling this weekend good jaysis Saturday Cork v Tipperary, 7.30pm (RTE) Sunday Waterford v Offaly, 1.45pm (TG4) Limerick v Kilkenny, 3.45pm (TG4)

sorry, if you're doing discourse about AI breaking down barriers to entry to art you should be kicked to death

Harry Styles? Dogshit. Fallout TV Show? Dogshit. Hotpress? Dogshit. What else you got? I haven't had breakfast yet and I'm going Doug Stanhope mode on your sacred cows 😎. Cows admittedly are not dogshit they're wonderful.