Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
@aussieinto.bsky.social
📤 1940
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Immigrant Australian in Canada. Come on, you rip-roaring Hatters.
BREAKING NEWS: Something happens in Tasmania.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
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Breaking: Magnitude-4.1 earthquake rattles Tasmania like a 'thunderclap'
Tasmania records a magnitude-4.1 earthquake in the state's south-west that was felt from Maydena to Hobart.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-25/tasmania-rattled-with-magnitude-4-1-earthquake/105814558
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The good old days.
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Save a horse, ride a cowboy (with a condom).
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
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Rodeo attendees told to 'wrap it like a haybale' as STI rates climb
Health providers in outback Queensland are taking a light-hearted approach to promoting safe sex, as new data shows sexually transmitted infections are on the rise.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-25/sti-cases-continue-to-rise-indigenous-overrepresented-in-data/105809704
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I'm preparing for the next crisis by burying all my cash in the back yard like a beagle.
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‘Keep calm and carry cash’: Banknotes at home are key to preparing for crises like war, study shows
Households should keep some cash at home so they can pay for essentials during crises, according to an analysis of four major disruptive events in Europe, including the pandemic and Russia’s invasion ...
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/keep-calm-and-carry-cash-banknotes-at-home-are-key-to-preparing-for-crises-like-war-study-shows/
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We're fucked. Fuck fuck fuckity fucked.
www.cbc.ca/news/climate...
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Oceans have crossed 'safe' acidic threshold, scientists warn | CBC News
The latest Planetary Health Check report says ocean acidification has reached risky territory. Experts say it will reduce our oceans’ ability to absorb the carbon we emit and also weaken the shellfish...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/climate/planetary-health-check-ocean-acidification-1.7642148
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Oh no, whatever shall we do?
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So this means instead of saying they/them, I need to say the English defeated the French in the Battle of the Plains of Abraham in 1759?
www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
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Quebec bans gender-inclusive writing in state communications
Quebec is banning the use of gender-neutral inclusive language in all official communications.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/quebec-bans-gender-inclusive-writing-in-state-communications/
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I agree with Andrew. Every time I visit Australia, I feel like a stranger. Probably because I've lived in Canada for 21 years.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
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Hastie taunted over claim that Australians are 'strangers in our own home'
The home affairs minister says Andrew Hastie should name which visa classes he would cut after the shadow home affairs minister suggested "unsustainable" immigration was making Australians "feel like ...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-25/hastie-migration-strangers-liberal-policy/105813654
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Toronto Blue Jays fans are already winners.
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Toronto Blue Jays fans break ‘Loonie Dogs’ record. Here’s how many hotdogs they ate.
As the Toronto Blue Jays continue to chase the American League East title to close out what’s been a record-breaking season for the franchise, their fans were hungry to break a record of their own Tue...
https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/article/toronto-blue-jays-fans-break-loonie-dogs-record-heres-how-many-hotdogs-they-ate/
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"People are wondering what it is about this Muslim mayor who leads a liberal, multicultural, progressive, successful city that means I appear to be living rent free inside Donald Trump's head," he told the BBC.
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London mayor calls Trump racist, sexist and Islamophobic
The US president described Sadiq Khan as "terrible" and warned the British capital was heading towards "sharia law".
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-25/sadiq-khan-hits-back-at-trump-over-islamophobic-comments/105814108
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A good reminder on misinformation from your friends in Library and Archives Canada.
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Under Dear Leader Trump, the air is the cleanest it's ever been.
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Call it Cryptocurrency Argentinodisasterous.
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Some people are already really into the autumn spirit.
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Woke radical liberal mayor cancels thrown Christmas candy.
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Fire department leadership in question after candy controversy
YouTube video by FOX Carolina News
https://youtu.be/JeaD7Zcq_eM?si=JXNokW5TznVDYyee
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Mark Carney appeals to the UN Security Council to veto Erica's grades on his performance review.
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Around The World (Sinkhole Mix) by Daft Punk.
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Kids today don't appreciate good old music.
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Dirk & Stig - Ging Gang Goolie (1978)
YouTube video by CLASSIC TRASH
https://youtu.be/TOAIss7lvyw?si=c0GfOsbXne7l-xG8
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Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day to those who celebrate.
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I'm not saying it was the aliens. But it was the aliens.
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But have those golfers every gotten 19 holes-in-one on an 18-hole golf course like Dear Leader Trump?
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Australian climate refugees moving to Tasmania.
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'This is not normal': Australians moving to Tasmania to escape climate heat
Jack and Anna swapped the humidity of Queensland for chilly days in Tasmania, but is Tasmania really the climate refuge many think it is?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-24/australians-moving-to-tasmania-to-escape-climate-change/105785996
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Social media. The curse of canola.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
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Canola selfie hunters putting themselves and farmers' crops at risk
Selfie hunters seeking the perfect social media photo among flowering canola are putting their safety and growers' livelihoods at risk, farmers say.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-24/canola-crop-invaders-told-to-stop-trespassing-for-selfies/105802230
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Why is Carney allowing Marxist Woke Homosexuals into Canada?
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Potential presidential candidate says U.S.-Canada relations going through 'storm' provoked by Trump government | CBC News
Potential U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg says he did not imagine a “moment like this” between Canada and the United States and "outrages" directed at Canada and the Canadian gov...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/buttigieg-canada-us-relations-1.7640989
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Ontario - Open For Speeding Business.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
Holly Brockwell
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£55k to be the CEO of bees. The BEO. Sign me up!
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Nazi pastor in Tennessee demands hate has no home here signs be taken down.
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https://youtu.be/DM4PML8O3yo?si=0KbuZq-J-OYe3TT4
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We're fucked. Fuck fuck fuckity fucked.
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While Glen Powell was originally the sole celebrity scheduled to appear on Kimmel's Tuesday broadcast, Canadian musician Sarah McLachlan posted on Instagram that she would be joining the show.
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Sarah McLachlan to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live! as show returns to some stations | CBC News
ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live! is set to return to the air, with millions of people expected to watch to see how the late-night talk show host addresses his nearly weeklong suspension. But on Tuesday, stati...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/nexstar-sinclair-jimmy-kimmel-1.7641119
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As I say - Fuck fuck fuckity fuck off.
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Hoping Albo calls him a fuckwit during the meeting.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
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Breaking: Trump and Albanese to meet next month, White House confirms
The Prime Minister is expected to travel to Washington to hold talks with the US President on October 20.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-24/trump-and-albanese-to-meet/105809460
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I was hoping for a Tim Horton Driving Experience, where you lose control of your De Tomaso Pantera sports car on the QEW.
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World's leading source of methane emissions speaks at the United Nations.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
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Trump criticises UN and Palestine recognition in complaint-filled speech
Donald Trump uses a speech at the UN to criticise moves to recognise Palestine and chastise the international community over a range of other American grievances.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-24/united-nations-general-assembly-donald-trump-speech/105809190
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The 80s are back baby. Someone fire up Xanadu.
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That's what happens when fascists own tv stations.
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Immigrants ruin everything. I should know.
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Trump tells UN General Assembly immigration, green energy policies 'destroying' the world | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump delivered his first in-person address to the United Nations General Assembly in seven years on Tuesday, telling the assembled that "your countries are going to hell" due to...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/un-general-assembly-tuesday-1.7640896
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I'm ready to be raptured.
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Say no to substituting a word or a group of words for a noun or a noun phrase.
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Real British people celebrate British culture by morris dancing.
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reposted by
Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
Canadian Dimension
1 day ago
Cartoon by Suhail H. Naqshbandi
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quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture.
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Soy sauce or die tryin'.
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B.C. sushi chef refuses to provide extra soy sauce — even for $1K | CBC News
Sushi J’s refusal to provide extra soy sauce on request has prompted bemusement in the local community in Kitimat, B.C., with social media users joking about smuggling in their own condiment packets.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/kitimat-bc-sushi-j-no-soy-sauce-1.7640761
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Every Child Matters. Except at Dufferin-Peel Catholic schools.
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A GTA school board banned Every Child Matters flags. Now, some families are speaking out | CBC News
On the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation this year, "Every Child Matters" flags won’t be on display at Dufferin-Peel Catholic schools after the board updated its flag protocol earlier this yea...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/dufferin-peel-catholic-schools-flag-policy-every-child-matters-1.7639943
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What you talkin' bout Trump?
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Woke left-wing agitator executed by authorities.
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Make Roads Gruesome Again.
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NASA's newest astronauts are eager to start working on Operation Space Grave.
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What, so women could help solve the housing crisis? It's like they can do anything!
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The missing group of workers who could help fix the housing crisis
A new report details the adversity faced by women in the residential construction sector revealing there is a lot of work to do once women are in the job to keep them there.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-23/women-in-residential-construction-culture-barriers/105794878
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I hope it also spots teens who aren't horrified about white genocide in South Africa.
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We're fucked. Fuck fuck fuckity fucked.
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Canada, other fossil fuel-producing nations, derailing world climate targets, report says | CBC News
Production Gap Report suggests countries are planning to produce 120 per cent more fossil fuels in 2030 than is consistent with keeping global warming to 1.5 degrees, and 77 per cent more than what's ...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/canada-widens-gap-output-climate-targets-1.7639971
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