Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
@aussieinto.bsky.social
📤 2046
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Immigrant Australian in Canada. Come on, you rip-roaring Hatters.
There is a solution to stopping the leak in the lake.
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Leak at bottom of Papillion lake
YouTube video by First Alert 6
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vTuVcL2pLg&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D
10 minutes ago
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If he's injured, Luton should sign him.
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about 4 hours ago
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Donald Trump is the true King of Graceland.
about 5 hours ago
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For those of you who love heights.
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CTV New Toronto tours Canada's tallest building
YouTube video by CTV News
https://youtu.be/QhIgf9wkIsQ?si=8j4qaeUoe1roI4yT
about 6 hours ago
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Jakarta is fucked. Fuck fuck fuckity fucked.
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Jakarta rapidly sinks as climate change and overdevelopment collide
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
https://youtu.be/50r53mqXMg0?si=nClv8Y2jdF5XRruv
about 7 hours ago
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Meta Ray Bans are a simple way to spot creeps.
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Women are being secretly filmed with smart glasses. Outdated privacy laws make it tough to get videos removed | CBC Radio
Smart glasses make it remarkably easy to film someone without their consent. And those who study covert filming say it can create a physical and psychological threat, from stalkers to increased anxiet...
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/meta-glasses-covert-recording-9.7139927
about 7 hours ago
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Free The Blue Blob One.
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about 7 hours ago
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There's been an arrest in the vehicular murder of the crossing guard in Ottawa.
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Arrest made in hit and run that killed school crossing guard | CBC News
Ottawa police have arrested a 19-year-old man after a school crossing guard died following a hit-and-run collision near a Barrhaven elementary school on Monday.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-school-crossing-guard-crash-dead-9.7139823
about 19 hours ago
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There will be no ICE agents at the 2032 Olympic Games in Brisbane.
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about 21 hours ago
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Another thing the kids of today have ruined - serial killers.
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Serial Killers Seem To Be Disappearing. Here's Why | Criminal Psychology
YouTube video by ABC Science
https://youtu.be/iRgin1tWIT8?si=iD-mTHskmtNh5L0R
about 21 hours ago
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Are there any feral Harlequin romance novel fans?
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Ontario woman attempts to sell huge collection of Harlequin paperbacks | CBC News
Book collector Krystin Golden of Windsor says the Harlequin Intrigue line of novels isn't just about romance, and that's why she has spent decades accumulating titles. But now she'd like to sell all 2...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/harlequin-romance-books-windsor-9.7136637
about 23 hours ago
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Orillia's snowfall is giraffe-sized.
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Déjà vu? Some Ontario locales record back-to-back, hefty-snowfall winters - The Weather Network
Snowfall amounts you can measure by the hundreds of centimetres were documented in these Ontario communities this winter
https://www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weather/severe/450-cm-winter-built-a-giraffe-in-snow-in-these-ontario-communities
about 23 hours ago
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Live, Laugh, Luton.
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about 24 hours ago
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Kick racists out of football. Specifically, Portman Road in Ipswich, United Kingdom.
1 day ago
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They should rebrand Shein as Shite.
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1 day ago
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Workers will not get a pay rise with AI. They will lose their jobs, and the profits will go to the Epstein class.
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How AI could actually lead to a pay rise | 7NEWS
YouTube video by 7NEWS Australia
https://youtu.be/2ROgpGIy1Z8?si=vqAbsDtSzq-kr2Fn
1 day ago
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Fish are fucked. Fuck fuck fuckity fucked.
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1 day ago
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Today is World Tuberculosis Day. Or as you oldies say, consumption.
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Luton just can't have nice things.
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Elijah Adebayo ruled out for the season - Luton Town FC
Striker undergoes surgery after suffering hip injury against Exeter
https://www.lutontown.co.uk/en/news/adebayo-ruled-out
1 day ago
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BRB, panic-buying toilet paper in Canada.
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Toilet paper panic buying returns to Japan | ABC NEWS
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)
https://youtu.be/_LhcO4qXqUI?si=p1RnbKHE6jFOZaB-
1 day ago
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I think the makeup and hair on the horse looks great.
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2 days ago
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The cat made a hiss-take with the climbing situation.
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Arborist rescues cat from 8-storey-tall tree in east Ottawa
Arborist Tyler Sirrs saw social media posts about a cat stuck for days in a tall tree in Orléans and decided to help. He described the rescue to CBC Ottawa Morning host Rebecca Zandbergen.
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.7138710
2 days ago
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Make England Anglo-Saxon Again.
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New research upends history of battle that doomed the last Anglo-Saxon king
The tragic tale of Harold, the king who lost England to William the Conqueror in an infamous battle, still looms large in British popular culture. But that story may need a reset, according to new res...
https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/article/new-research-upends-history-of-battle-that-doomed-the-last-anglo-saxon-king/
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TIL there's a learning platform called Seppo. Seppo in Australia is an abbreviation of Septic Tank, which is rhyming slang for Yank. Make of that what you will.
seppo.io
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Build the Future of Learning With Seppo
With Seppo, you can design engaging training experiences tailored for the future of learning — empowering teams to grow, adapt, and succeed.
https://seppo.io/
2 days ago
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I highly recommended the RFK Jr. approach - bathing in Rock Creek that has chronic elevated levels of fecal coliform bacteria stemming from sewage in the water.
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2 days ago
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I bless the cars down in Africa.
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Peel police bust ‘violent’ carjacking ring that was allegedly stealing high-end vehicles and shipping them to Africa
Six suspects are facing a combined 30 charges after police say they busted a “violent” criminal network that was targeting luxury vehicles across the Greater Toronto Area and shipping them to Africa.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/local/peel/article/peel-police-bust-violent-carjacking-ring-that-was-allegedly-stealing-high-end-vehicles-and-shipping-them-to-africa/
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This is worth watching until the end.
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10 Hours of Nothing (Now in 4K)
YouTube video by SpritePix
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEBytTb6WGg&pp=ygUTMTAgaG91cnMgb2Ygbm90aGluZw%3D%3D
2 days ago
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John Terry calls for burqa ban in the UK. Except for the partners of people he's currently having an affair with.
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2 days ago
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Sure, I'll just invest the money I have after paying for necessities, Larry.
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2 days ago
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OnlyFans owner to be remembered at funeral with a 21-penis salute.
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2 days ago
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Doug Ford busy in the Ontario legislature making plans to catch a flight from Billy Bishop to his place down in Florida.
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For bringing the war in Iran to a successful conclusion, Donald Trump awards himself the Medal of Honour.
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Mass murderer gotta recognise mass murderer.
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Trump adds new statue of Christopher Columbus near White House | CBC News
Trump endorses a traditional view of Columbus as a leader of the 1492 mission seen as the unofficial beginning of European colonization in the Americas and the development of the modern economic and p...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/christopher-columbus-statue-white-house-9.7138205
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Hoo are you? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo? The Hoo ‧ 1978
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Injured owl found walking in Innisfil neighbourhood rescued
An owl spotted lingering on a residential porch in Innisfil for 24 hours turned out to be in distress, says Simcoe County Emergency Animal Response.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/article/injured-owl-found-walking-in-innisfil-neighbourhood-rescued/
2 days ago
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Coke Zero class.
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He was hurt on the job then let go after Coke Canada Bottling decided keeping him was too hard on the company | CBC News
A longtime worker for Coca-Cola Canada Bottling Limited in Calgary was recently terminated after being seriously injured on the job two years ago. Coke Canada Bottling cited a legal principle that say...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/gopublic/go-public-coke-coca-cola-factory-injury-wcb-frustrated-empoloyement-disability-9.7133409
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Just horrible.
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2 pilots killed after Air Canada plane collides with vehicle at New York's LaGuardia Airport | CBC
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/livestory/air-canada-crash-la-guardia-airport-9.7138217
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You may not believe in climate change, but the insurance industry does.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
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The rising cost that risks turning retirement into a 'prison'
The Australian retirement dream is being destabilised by the rising cost of home insurance, as retirees on fixed budgets find themselves unable to absorb skyrocketing premiums.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-23/rising-insurance-costs-risk-turning-retirements-into-a-prison/106368730
3 days ago
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If you're interested, hanging balls action in Delaware.
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More ‘clanker' balls installed on Delaware roads
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
https://youtu.be/4EvTVWT9ZS4?si=e793jvbW6HVDBbcQ
3 days ago
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Water taxis available on the DVP soon.
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/loca...
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Rain triggers water safety warning in Toronto
Toronto residents are being warned to stay away from waterways and travel with caution as rain falls in the Greater Toronto Area, raising the risk of hazardous conditions.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/local/article/rain-triggers-water-safety-warning-in-toronto/
3 days ago
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Stop The Canstralian Invasion.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
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New research finds Australians increasingly anxious about national security
Threats like economic shocks and cyber attacks were considered most likely, but nearly half of Australians expect foreign military action on Australian soil.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-23/new-research-australians-on-national-security-threats/106484206
3 days ago
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Moma Porridge Now with mouse protein!
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3 days ago
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Polls are for losers. Real leaders meme.
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Conservative campaign manager shrugs off polls showing Liberals have significant lead | CBC News
The Conservative Party's campaign manager is shrugging off polls showing the Liberals hold a double-digit lead over the Tories — while Pierre Poilievre says he's broadening his image but won't change ...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/steve-outhouse-pierre-poilievre-mark-carney-polls-canada-election-9.7137921
3 days ago
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Using the r-word is a good way to find out if a person is a irredeemable fuckwit.
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3 days ago
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I'm pleased to see the snow has gone from the cemetery near me. It must've been tough for the residents to be snowed in all winter.
3 days ago
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Do you have any feral Heated Rivalry fans in stock?
www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
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Ottawa opens its first romance novel dedicated bookstore
Eager readers lined up on Saturday as Ottawa opened up its first bookstore entirely dedicated specifically to romance novels.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/article/ottawa-opens-its-first-romance-novel-dedicated-bookstore/
3 days ago
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Sort of like an axis?
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3 days ago
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Totenkopf Tory.
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3 days ago
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Come to Australia. Climate change might mean you'll accidentally get killed.
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4 days ago
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Someone should mention this the next time they interview John Lithgow.
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Ontario model becomes 1st transgender person on Chanel Exclusive's catwalk at Paris Fashion Week | CBC News
On her modelling journey, Dalton Dubois of Guelph, Ont., says it's involved "a lot of proving yourself" after she quit her job at a retirement home. Recently, she became the first transgender person t...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/dalton-dubois-runway-chanel-exclusive-paris-fashion-week-9.7130734
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Constraint Carney.
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Federal departments, agencies to shed 12,000 full-time equivalent positions
Federal departments and agencies are looking to cut more than 12,000 full-time equivalent jobs over the next three years as part of the Carney government’s spending review.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/article/federal-departments-agencies-to-shed-12000-full-time-equivalent-positions/
4 days ago
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