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North: Trondheim, Norway 🇳🇴 South: Mason Bay, Rakiura, Stewart Island, Aotearoa (NZ) 🇳🇿

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

Cammock

@profanity.accountant whats up?

Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve never seen in the wild: Slithy tove Jubjub bird Bandersnatch Mome rath Jabberwock

one time we saw a really tall guy in a pub and the next day i got a tik tok of him being interviewed outside the rugby about how tall he is. not usually a fan of algorithms and the surveillance state but that was class

That last pass was forward for sure. US sevens with a narrow win over AoNZ Black Ferns Sevens 🏉

Worst blunt rotation ever.

Do it Leo

Wgtn Westpac rescue searching up and down the coast. Kia Kaha.

Whenever NZers have an option to say publicly that they don't believe in what this government is doing to Māori, there are more on the side of right than the side of wrong - more people voted for Māori wards than against them - more schools decided to give effect to Te Tiriti than did not #nzpol

Garry Kasparov @garrykasparov.bsky.social: Four years Ukraine is fighting for the whole Europe. NATO was built to fight only one war, not to go to Afghanistan, not to go to Syria. One war to save free Europe from Russian aggression.

This Govt keep stepping on racks. #NZPol "With billions of dollars in trade on the line, questions are mounting over whether New Zealand’s credibility on climate commitments is at risk." Well, duh!

Four months before the 'Spanish' flu emerged in Kansas:

Standing over them, with bed-legs..? STFU Sam you egg.

Steve whitkoff is an actual traitor

Still boils my blood that they forced Michael Wood to resign over a few forgotten shares while NAT MPs get away with undeclared houses, donations and other 'interests' 🤬 #NZPol

Quote with a photo of you from the 80s (if you were alive then)

Oh no. www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3609...

I'm sorry but what fucked up world is this????!! Why is this not the biggest headline this week?? Nat and NZF agreed to pass a law they don't like just so they could form a government? What info is Seymour blackmailing them with?? Absolute fucking spineless IDIOTS!! 🤬🤬🤬 Govt of integrity my ass.

Powerful. We must not capitulate to Russian aggression. We need to support Ukraine in every way possible. Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Throwback to a year ago. #NZPol

I reckon this two test series victory over India by South Africa doesn't quite rise to the level of the Blackcaps 0-3 in 2024, but it's still a great achievement, and another embarrassing performance by India in home turf. 140 all out trying to save the test is very poor form. #INDvSA 🏏

Wow! Now National is also saying it may join NZ First and other parties campaigning to REPEAL the Regulatory Standards Act. It’s THAT bad. But why waste our time and money to get it passed in the first place?? #nzpol

Hey AoNZ, this is a must read 🧵about the future of education. Atlas/ACT has redesigned the curriculum, and oh boy, is it a doozy of medieval nonsense.

narrator: it is.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

Hang on, is this about NZ or the USA?

Kāpiti coasters can take them to Paraparaumu, Ōtaki and Waikanae libraries:

"Working with Labour was far harder than working with this PM." Yeah, because Luxon rolls over like a poodle! #NZPol

"This would put downward pressure on rates." Yeah Nicola, just like giving landlords s $3bn tax break put 'downward pressure' on rents. FFS. #NZPol

Just looking on the ICC app and noticed that Argentina play Brazil - at cricket - on Friday. At a place called the St Albans Club in Corimayo

I'm fairly certain that the Cabinet decision not to provide a rescue vessel for the Cook Strait will be a case study in future textbooks on risk assessment and mitigation.

“NZ is like mainly two large islands?” “Yeah” “So you must have a good ferry link” “Our ferries are old and break down often” “So you’ve got big tugs?” “Minister of Transport just cancelled the tug. Said it wasn’t needed” “Oh I guess the water is pretty calm” “Rough as guts. Sunk a ferry once.

Two years since the incoming government announced it hoped to fund the tax cuts for landlords partly by having more people smoking

They really need to be booted out.

That model is ENORMOUS!

The dual-drive setup is 😙🤌

Astonishing. Take out the two outliers, Sweden (duh) and Germany (nazi shenanigans), it's a perfect fit!

Nicola Willis made a video about a second Costco store? As if she had anything to do with it? What are these people going on about #nzpol

🎶 When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore 🎶

charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful

Wore my brother's hand-me-down mustard coloured double-breasted suit to an interview at IBM and the interviewer was so impressed by my audacity that he gave me the job! That was three decades ago. Been in IT sales ever since.

Brydon Carse’s batting is the vibe. It’s like a punk band that can’t play their instruments great but you don’t care.

Huh, I don't see it. Reckon England are favourites, even with three days to go. #Ashes 🇦🇺 🏏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Where the heck are they checking for? he didn't hit it! #Ashes 🇦🇺 🏏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿