I think it should be a badger on one side & a baboon on the other, out of deference to the old @popbitch.bsky.social conundrum

Let's Not Play Frisbee With That Poet Anymore

It's the little details sometimes. Can't get the fate of those Iranian female footballers off my mind

Bluesky's purpose summed up.

I can't compete with this.

"dial in tension" sounds like a description of my job

Actually, after all these years, I have concluded that Tony Blair can go & fuck himself

Hesgeth not looking very comfortable here

Fact. The screwdriver that tightens the arms of spectacles is only available inside Christmas crackers. Opticians have to pull dozens of crackers to get the tools of their trade, and if you look out the back at Specsavers, you’ll find bins full of wire puzzles, hair bobbles and fortune telling fish.

Doesn't help that the Liberty Bell now mainly remembered as the Monty Python theme tune

Malaprop of the day: "He didn't pass mustard"

We're now all experts now in asymmetric warfare, aren't we?

Other work by the Ladybird artists ‘Spring Landscape’ Artist: Ronald Lampitt

Browning some meat in the pan for tea tonight. Despite what the recipe says, I'm going to crowd the meat, just to feel something

Current affairs podcasts out of date as soon as they are released

summoning up the courage to repost this on LinkedIn

New Olympic event just dropped

I am not sure if I'll ever recover from this.

Questions. I have a lot of questions about this competition set by the Costa Foundation

I watched that SNL sketch, but I didn’t join The Discourse because the only thing that popped into my head was this, from @moderntoss.bsky.social but then this morning I thought “you know, actually…”

I hoping to use some online sources to raise money for my Scottish cheesemaking business. Yes, I'm setting up a Crowdie Funder...

Khameni Ayatollahs are there?

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs

Why is everyone talking about the price of Bitcoin & gold & not the price of rhubarb #scandalous

Me trying to open an online doc full of pop-ups

Serigraph Poppies (1976) - Eyvind Earle #art #painting #illustration

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

Takes one to know one, as we used to say in the playground

TF when the meeting you thought was at 2pm is actually 3pm

a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope" (John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)

a David Attenborough voiceover, but it's me stalking & pouncing on an elusive B&Q worker on a Sunday afternoon...

The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.

Feels like... PUNCH cartoon by Norman Thelwell 1965... #weather #rain #winter #cold

A point worth making is that the photo took the best part of 12-14 hours of travel/waiting to get it, plus staff providing tips and research about where to go to. Plus photographers at all the other police stations -- probably the best part of 200-300 man hours to get one historic photo.

I wish Hilary Mantel was still alive

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.

Looks like the mouthful of superglue I accidentally swallowed last week has done no long term harm

someone briefing hard against Noem

Thought that was Paul McCartney for a second

Nobody ever uses graph paper anymore, do they? I find this worrying & a little sinister

The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect

oh ffs... there's always something isn't there..?

Rang someone the other day for work - they wanted me to ring them - but couldn't get through. When i finally managed to speak to him, he said my number was coming up as 'Suspected Spam'

Have you ever seen a Roman plumbing device that is both genius and gorgeous? Just look at this bronze drain strainer, found in the Roman baths at Weißenburg, Germany, dating2nd/3rd century AD! 📷 me 🏺 #archaeology #findsfriday

I've been a Matt Weston fan for years.